Despite having untold scores of pasty-faced conventioneers in town, Denver strip clubs are suffering from a bit of a lull this week. Since when do people prefer political speeches to bathtub shows? The solution is simple, however—next week's tech convention will set things right! Nerds to the rescue! (denverpost.com)

Call Girl Bust Threatens To Bring Down Denver's Elite Society ... Or Not

High-powered residents of the city of Denver are shocked to learn that several important men in their town might have used their swanky private club for something other than smoking cigars, drinking fine Scotch and plotting world domination. They also liked to have sex! And pay for it! An escort service that allegedly catered to these individuals—including many prominent Denver businessmen, doctors, lawyers, and famous athletes—has been shut down and put under investigation by federal investigators and the IRS. It's all pretty standard vice squad stuff, except for one nagging question ... More »

Local Denver businessfolk are gearing up an increase in sales during the Democratic National Convention this summer. And by "businessfolk," of course we mean "prostitutes." And no, fucking in a hotel room near Coors Field does not count for joining the Mile High Club. (rockymountainnews.com)

If you're thinking that something called the Fourth Annual Adult Film Star Ball sounds a little like a senior prom for porn stars ... well, it didn't look anything like any prom we've ever been to. Like, there weren't even any taffeta or corsages anywhere! (gallery @ media.westword.com)

Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Adult Film Star Ball

Denver has always been sexy. Dick Hallorann knew it. Pam Dawber as Mindy knew it. Robert Guillaume as Benson knew it. That is why porn parvenu Dave Navarro and the delightful Jesse Jane will be hosting that city's fourth Annual Adult Film Star Ball, to be held August 25 at La Boheme Gentlemen's Club and its fabulous adjacent tent. Joining the more than 25 adult stars scheduled to perform or attend will be Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik, favorites from the whimsical world of wrestling. More »

Wet Spots: Now Available In Internet Form!

· ZOMGGGG ... Playboy has special content created specifically for the Magic Jesus Phone! Looks like that crazy new device might just be a hit after all! (playboy.com; more hype @ avn.com) More »

Ron Jeremy: Still Not Dead

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