When Aubrey Huff Met Melissa Midwest

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:25:44 EST

Oh, that Melissa Midwest! She always seems be causing such a commotion, particularly when she hangs around radio host Bubba The Love Sponge. (We can't believe we just wrote those words.) Even after her unfortunate run-in with Brooke Skye last summer, she's back for more, this time letting Baltimore Oriole outfielder and chronic masturbater Aubrey Huff put paint on her ass. Honestly, we have no idea what's going on in this clip, but we suggest turning down the volume to avoid "Bubba"'s constant barrage of asshole and fart comments. Why do guys always have to ruin a sensitive Major League Baseball player ass-painting moment with talking?

· BubbaRaw - Bubba The Love Sponge (bubbaraw.com)
· Related: Everyone Opens Up To Bubba The Love Sponge + Aubrey Huff Admires "Works Of Art" (Deadspin)

Previously: Melissa Midwest vs. Brooke Skye: The Dildo Wars

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Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:27:05 EST

There's been a lot of media talk the last couple days about that research paper claiming that teenagers who have consensual sex are less likely to be become juvenile delinquents. Of course, not satisfied with the opinions of child psychologists and criminal justice experts, the fine folks at Fox News' Red Eye could only turn to the one true authority on deviant teenage behavior, Deadspin Editor and noted sexologist Dr. Will Leitch. Our only question: Is becoming a successful Gawker Media blogger an argument for or against holding on to your virginity?

· Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld (foxnews.com)

Fleshbot: deadspin.com

When Aubrey Huff Met Melissa Midwest

Sports Blogger Explains The Birds And Bees