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Sasha Grey, Can You Call It "Perversion" If Everyone Likes It?

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:00:00 EST

Or maybe calling her movie a "perversion" is a way of declaring her intent to revolutionize fuck films. After all you can't spell perversion without "revise porn."

The Perversion

Studio: Grey Art
Directors: Sasha Grey and Oren Cohen
Cast: Sasha Grey, Evie Dellatoso, Kiera King, Sindee Jennings, Faye Reagan, Nikki Rhodes, Tommy Gunn, Nick Manning, Dane Cross

Like "The Birthday Party," "The Perversion" balances hardcore with high art; not only is it satisfying to watch, but it gives you something to talk about around the water cooler with, you know, the co-workers who understand you. The movie is described as an exploration of "artistic metaphors of domination and submission," although it's hard to divide the symbols and metaphors from the literal demonstrations of sexual control. But whatever, Sasha Grey wears a cape and looks fucking fantastic.

We probably don't need to tell you how great the sex is, but some things deserve mention. As previously showcased, Dane Cross and Faye Reagan dominate Sindee Jennings through a bizarre mix of camaraderie and exclusion. At one point, they Eiffel Tower her (that is, they join hands as Sindee is fucked by Dane and eats out Faye) with such romance and passion that it almost strips that position of its frat house connotations.

One of the most surprising things about "The Perversion" is how much we enjoyed Nick Manning in his scene with Tommy Gunn and Kiera King. In this vignette, you see Kiera lying on the ground, wearing a leash, and lapping up the puddle of booze spilled on the floor. While the music is still going, Nick and Tommy lumber their enormous frames into the scene, pick Kiera up, and fuck her. All this is standard.

But when the music stops, Nick Manning comes off as a crazed, three-dicked Cerberus barking orders to GAG ON THAT COCK (emphasis his), and yet it somehow fits! Honestly. It's especially menacing juxtaposed with Tommy Gunn's cool, silent, and vicious demeanor.

Seeing Sasha master the women around her is always refreshing, and it's in her scenes with Evie Dellatoso and Nikki Rhodes that the metaphors of domination clearly come across. For example, while pushing around Nikki, she keeps black tape over her nipples. This effectively denies the viewer the full image of her breast; Sasha dominates the imagery.

And dominate she should. Now that Grey Art is pumping out films, she can feel free to show us whatever she'd like.
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Previously: What Would Faye Reagan Do (With Sindee Jennings' Face)?

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Learn The Feminine Mystique From "Not The Brady Bunch XXX: Pussy Power"

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Sure, this episode was good, but Will Ryder should probably move on before Cousin Oliver shows up.

Not The Bradys XXX: Pussy Power

Studio: LFP Distribution/X-Play
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Lexi Belle, Dylan Riley, Kacey Jordan, Alana Evans, Lynn Lemay, Ashlyn Rae, Nicole Ray, Tanner Mayes, Mike Horner, Kris Slater, James Deen, Mikey Butders, Ron Jeremy, Eric John, Seth Gamble, Dane Cross

On this episode of "Not The Bradys," young Jan (now played by Dylan Riley) feels neglected by her family, teachers, and—most of all—the boys at her school. Little does Jan know that all she needs to get a little attention (or tickets to a concert, or good grades) is some Pussy Power. And with that skirting-the-edges-of-sexist comment, let the film begin!

Lucky for Jan, bad girl Tanner Mayes shows up at the Brady Compound and wildly masturbates in Jan's bed, which somehow introduces her to the world of mature decisions and sexual favors. Jan realizes that the key to Marcia's success has always been blowjobs, and so her only hope of "being good at something" lies in emulating her big sister.

Meanwhile, everyone else is having sex, looking good in their ‘70s garb, maintaining erections and wholesome imagery, etc. Lexi Belle is the new Marcia, and she fits the role just fine. Her secret romp with the high school quarterback is not only inspirational to the viewer, but to Jan and Cindy as well.

On the male side of things, all is well. James Deen is still adorable as Peter. He somehow manages to look goofy and enthusiastic in the middle of his scene with Tanner, just like good ol' Christopher Knight. Mikey Butders embodies the coy Bobby Brady just as well. His threesome with Ashlyn Rae and Nicole Ray is one of the finest in Brady family history. Except maybe for that one time Alice stumbled into Mr. and Mrs. B's bedroom.

But hey, gang! There are some things more disappointing than Jan's violin playing (insert laugh track here). They still haven't delivered on that real, slow Sam the Butcher/Alice loving, although the characters talk about it non-stop. However, there is a simulated sex scene in which Alice ducks behind the kitchen island and Ron Jeremy pretends to be fellated most comically. Like most of the humor in Will Ryder parodies, this goes until it becomes awkward, keeps going, and then arbitrarily stops.

All in all, it feels like another Will Ryder movie: the sex is very good, the comedy is very bad, and everyone can feel ok about the lack of Brady-on-Brady boinking. The whole Pussy Power thing is something to think about. We always wondered how Carol convinced a man to take her and her three daughters in; "much more than a hunch" indeed.

What Would Faye Reagan Do (With Sindee Jennings' Face)?

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:00:00 EST

Given the situation, it'd be safe to assume that she would impale it on a large penis. But first she has to find a large penis... Oh! Well, hello, Dane Cross!

Sometimes it's not about the sex, it's about control. In this Sasha Grey directed film, it's about the control and the sex, as well as about sharing your favorite fuck toy with someone you love. Isn't that the true meaning of Christmas? Maybe Hanukkah? Kwanzaa? Happy New Year, Faye Reagan family.

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Mayhem Invites You To Dive Right In To "Bubble Butt Cuties"

DCypher — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST

Nothing in the world can compare to the succulent, round, bubbled cheeks of a sexy young strumpet, gloriously on display for the whole world to witness, being properly worshiped before that sexy little lady gets pounded right.

That's why watching Sin City's newest release, "Bubble Butt Cuties," feels like waking up to find someone rolled Christmas, Easter, the Superbowl, Nascar, UFC, Shark Week, Demolition Derby, Metallica, Fight Club, Quentin Tarantino, and Beerfest all into one! Now that's powerful!

What a piece of work is Ava Rose...and her extraordinary ass! How noble in reason! How infinitely breathtaking in expansion...like a stained glass masterpiece hanging in a solemn church on a cold winter's morning, the virgin's ineffable tears, or the way your heart feels like it's going to explode when a small child bursts into a hymn. In apprehension, how like a God? If you're starting to get the feeling that we are suggesting Ava Rose's ass is akin to having a religious experience, or better still, a spiritual epiphany, then you are finally getting it. Sexy Ava plays the fool for Dane "Baby" Cross who turns their playful back and forth into a white hot session, showing her some tough love just to prove he's the boss of that massive booty.

Aubrey Adams provides a grateful Cheyne Collins with a "Fuck-A-Gram," until he turns her sweet pink speed racer back into a purring kitty kat snatch. Kristina Rose taunts Nick Manning from a jail cell until he power fucks her sweet sphincter, raining down a tsunami of expletives and irrational catch phrases that seem to entrance her into an animal state of raw desire. Kirra Lynne tries to trick Jenner and steal his watch but ends up taking the A Train to brown town, and singing his praises the way ride.

In the end, it's Jayden James who owns this release. With curves this dangerous and cheeks so full and merry, she practically owns poor Eric Masterson, who has to come up with a ruse to bed her, and works harder than a sweatshop employee with no bathroom breaks to give Jayden the kind of 'hard dick and bubble gum', uterus hammering, drilling that is her birthright.

"Bubble Butt Cuties" releases later this month from DCypher and Mayhem. Check out this extremely exclusive gallery we shot on set just for you, our loyal readers....and trust us when we say we really hope you enjoy this set. Have a great weekend!

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Inside Erica McLean And Carlos Batts's "Alice"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

"Alice in Wonderland" is a trippy, hallucinogenic tale—so who better to oversee its pornification than artistes like Carlos Batts and Erica McLean? The two have teamed up to produce "Alice"—and we've just obtained the cast list.

And here they are: your cast of "Alice." (Except John Vargas, who plays the Door Man—we couldn't find his picture, unfortunately.)

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Alice: Sunny Lane

Mad Hatter: Evan Stone

Caterpillar: Otto Bauer

White Rabbit: Lavish Styles

Queen of Hearts: April Flores

Dweedle Dee: Faye Reagan

Dweedle Dum: Aiden Starr

Cheshire Cat: Mikey Butders

Mouse: Katie St. Ives

March Hare: Dane Cross

Ace of Spade: CJ Wright

Second Verse, Same As The First: "Art School Girls Are Easy"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

What kind of person remakes a groundbreaking, influential porn film a mere five years after its release? The same person who first thought to set a porno at an art school populated by tattooed, pierced alt girls: Eon McKai.

Art School Girls are Easy

Studio: Vivid-Alt
Director: Eon McKai
Cast: Andy San Dimas, Kasha Bella, Stevie Hart, Pixie Pearl, Daniel, Vin Vericose, Dane Cross

Yes, "Art School Girls are Easy" is a "remake" of the seminal pomo porn "Art School Sluts." Is it a brilliant twist on porn's relentless reinvention of the same topic? Is it a nostalgic cry for a simpler time? Is it a sign that Eon McKai is just completely out of ideas? We're still puzzling all that through—but we can say for certain that it's a pretty hot film.

Fans of the original will be familiar with the structure of this release: the opening car crash segues into a girl-girl scene with Kasha Bella and Pixie Pearl, a trip to art school results in Pixie and Daniel getting it on in front of the class (while Kasha takes photos, natch), Kasha and Stevie Hart seduce Vin Vericose into a threeway, Andy San Dimas and Daniel giggle their way through dialogue and get down to the fucking, and—last but not least—Kasha seduces Dane Cross, who's stopped going to art school in favor of doing drugs.

When "Art School Sluts" hit the scene, it was hailed as groundbreaking, revolutionary, and influential—and truly, a porn unlike any other that had come before. Five years later, "Art School Girls are Easy" doesn't have the same impact: quite literally, we have seen something like this before.

So if you strip away the novelty and the newness, what's left of the girls of "Art School"? Hot sex, for one: Pixie Pearl and Andy San Dimas give knockout performances, the now retired (and much missed!) Stevie Hart takes a walk on the B/G/G side, and newcomer Kasha Bella proves that she has what it takes to fill shoes of the original Mia, Keiko.

And at the end of the day, isn't that what matters most?

One often wonders what an artist would do, if they had the chance to do it all over again. Perhaps Eon McKai is giving us his answer: he would have used more Pixie Pearl.

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Lisa Ann Gets Her Boy In "Cougar 101"

DCypher — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Wicked Pictures has been busy tracking and categorizing the many sub species of the always elusive female cougar. They've even "enlisted" the services of an expert, Professor Vonhassleburg, to get to the bottom of things.

Sure, it's an interesting gimmick to set-up a cougar hunt, but really, it's completely unnecessary. All they ever needed to do was follow adult crossover superstar Lisa Ann to find out more. If anyone knows where to find cougars in their natural habitat, it's Lisa Ann. Instead, the teacher sends a film crew to meet a healthy sample of young hot man meat begging to be devoured by these animals.

Lisa Ann, Diamond Foxxx, Payton Leigh, Persia Pele, and Raquel Devine are hungry like she wolves, and they feel no remorse for their predatory actions. Each and every one of these sexy ladies is more than willing to stalk down a studly young pup and milk the creamy white goodness out of him. Some might say it's what they live for.

"Cougar 101" releases next week from Wicked Pictures, but you can see some of what these animals did right here and now with this exclusive set of pictures captured by our gal in the field.

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"Naughty Blonde MILF Librarians" Attempts To Be Many Pornographic Things At Once

DCypher — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Yes, the wait is over: at last the uber "niche friendly" release of "Naughty Blonde MILF Librarians" has arrived from Sin City and our very own DCypher.

To the best of our knowledge, never before has an adult title worked so hard to fit into so many categories at the same time. Whether a stroke of creative genius or a crass attempt to more readily chop the material into easily marketed content for licensing deals, we may never truly know.

Set in a terrifying world where a handful of sexually uptight and morally conservative men are attempting to ban erotic materials from a small town library run by blonde, air headed MILFs, this release rapidly expands to become a metaphor for the loss of good old American style freedom! Oh noes!

And while you are all up in arms, emailing Glenn Beck and tracking down Bill O'Reilly and his elusive loofa, we will continue on with the more important details of this groundbreaking niche story porn release. Tatum Pierce, Heidi Mayne, Brooke Haven, and Holly Sampson comprise the sexually depraved cast of lovable dingbats who have no trouble getting down and dirty if it means getting their way.

Holly Sampson does a particularly good job of taking advantage of Dane Cross, reducing him to a well mannered boy who politely responds to the demands of an insatiable, bossy MILF who knows exactly what she wants. The result is a blistering hot scene that's sure to inspire.

"Naughty Blonde MILF Librarians" releases from Sin City and DCypher next week. In the meantime check out this exclusive gallery below.

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More Photos From Faye Reagan's Birthday Party

auryn — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:30:01 EDT

So Faye Reagan turned 21, and had the kind of party you would have killed to go to.

Our good friend, Jeff Koga, got a few more shots of the action on Faye's special day. And here they are, just for you, because we love you.

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DCypher Returns To Gonzo Roots With "Assploitations 10 – The Final Chapter"

DCypher — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

McKenzie Lee, Amber Rayne, Britney Stevens, Nikki Thorne, and Amy Brooks star in the last and final volume of Mayhem's Assploitations series, volume 10, which was conceived, shot, and directed by our very own DCypher.

Back in 2003, performer of the year and Sin City contract star Aurora Snow stepped behind the camera for their hardcore imprint Mayhem to create her very own anal series. The "Queen of the Gapes" wanted her series to reflect the filthy spirit of anal extremism that had catapulted the tiny starlet into the center of the blue spotlight and earned her accolades, as well as the love of her legions of adoring fans. She called the resulting product "Assploitations"...and a legend was born.

Years went by, and the young star left (and then returned to) porn; but the series continued, with one director after another adding their deviant touch to the hardcore all-anal line. It seemed at last that "Assploitations" would fade away quietly, going gently into that good night once and for all, until an unlikely candidate stepped up to make the tenth and final volume.

Having mostly confined my porn making over the last decade to writing, producing, and directing features, a lot of companies were unaware that I also used to shoot my own gonzo releases when I started in the business back in 1997. Sin City simply reached back in the archives and pulled out my first gonzo for them—"Dirty Candy" from 1999.

I can't say enough good things about the cast of this show. They were extraordinary to work with, and I am grateful. My return to shooting gonzo went smoothly in no small part due to their professionalism and absolute filthiness.

Amy Brooks's sweet bubble taunted all of us as we watched her strip down for pretty girls. Alex Gonz was the lucky bastard who won the toss up to work with Amy, and once the scene was underway we learned why he fought (literally) so hard to work with her. Her amazing ass was matched only by her insatiable desire to have large objects put up it. Amy is a filthy, dirty girl—and I mean that in the best possible way.

Following her was eastern European beauty Nikki Thorne, who is equally stunning, even as she allows the "God of Fuck" Jenner to completely violate her stretchy young beautiful bung. Nikki fucks back as hard as she takes it, and by the time the scene drew to a close, she was inventing new positions for Jenner to slam her tight dirt box in, leaving us to wonder: what do they teach girls in Europe that we don't teach them here?

Next saucy Britney Stevens took a rock star pounding up her puckered butthole from new stud Will Powers, one that will be long remembered by both of them. There was real magic between these two.

Young Dane Cross continues to work hard to step out of the shadow of his beautiful girlfriend Faye Reagan, in this case by performing an almost loving anal scene with the gorgeous McKenzie Lee, the very first one she's done since she returned to porn. McKenzie burst back onto the adult scene and we got her. Get used to hearing her name, because big things are in store for this super star! We were lucky to get her while we could.

Lastly, Amber Rayne shows us just how dirty she can get as she absolutely wears out Cheyne Collins and Scott Lyons. The pair take turns drilling her mouth and asshole before double penetrating her then, to our surprise, pulling a riveting double anal on her.

"Assploitations 10 – The Final Chapter" comes out next month from Mayhem and DCypher. Enjoy these shots taken on set exclusively for Fleshbot.

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"Not Married With Children XXX": An Abundance Of Kelly Bundy

Gram Ponante — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Thank God the novelty wore off. We are finally in a time when we can confidently say that there are good porn parodies and bad ones. And "Not Married with Children XXX" is a great porn parody.

Not Married with Children XXX

Studio: XPlay
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Eric Swiss, Brittany O'Connell, Kagney Linn Karter, Dino Bravo, Dane Cross, India Summer, Brad Hardy, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Alyssa Hall, Emy Reyes, Reno, Kora Cummings, Payton Leigh, Barrett Blade, Nick Manning

Review by: Gram Ponante

"Not Married with Children XXX" is just about the perfect porn parody in that all the things you found frustrating about the 90's-era Fox show on which it is based (Christina Applegate not getting naked, a certain curiosity about the nakedness of Katey Sagal) come miraculously to pass in its dirty adaptation.

Kagney Linn Karter, Brittany O'Connell, and especially Eric Swiss are perfectly cast as Kelly, Peg, and Al Bundy, respectively, and the source material that for many typified all that was bad about the newish Fox Network ("The Simpsons" parodied "Married with Children" by showing Al Bundy flushing a toilet to a laugh track) actually works in a porn setting.

Eric Swiss as Al Bundy is pretty amazing. He looks genuinely slovenly and one-ups last month's "Not the Cosbys XXX" star Thomas Ward in that he actually has sex. But both are spot-on impersonations and, like "Cosby," "Not Married with Children XXX" features a script that is just as good (or bad) as the original.

As adept as screenwriter Jeff Mullen has become at aping sitcom dialogue, co-producer Scott David admirably recreates the "Married with Children" set, and is especially accurate with the costumes for the Bundy family. Kagney Linn Karter, for example, looks every bit the approachable whore that Christina Applegate's Kelly was.

The plot concerns Al's attempt to become king of his shoe store, Bud (Dane Cross)'s marginalization in the family, and Kelly's dalliances with the wrong kind of men. In other words, this is a plot and script that would have been perfect for the Ed O'Neill version.

Some of the mainstream programs the Porno-Industrial Complex is choosing to parody are so obscure (and, just as often, unknown to the teenagers performing in them) that it's a possibility that a broadcast network show could be developed from the cleaned up porn parody of a forgotten 90's sitcom. If Fox picked up 22 episodes of "Not Married with Children XXX," I would watch it.

Faye's Back To Boys (With A Bang!)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 17:00:00 EDT

When Faye Reagan decided to go back to doing boys (other than Dane Cross) on cam, she really, really meant it. Over the past month, Faye's been a busy girl, shooting with a grand total of five new boys!

Which boys, you ask? And for what? According to Faye:

- Mr Pete & Dane Cross for "TMSleaze."

- James Deen (with Hannah Hilton) for Vivid.

- Danny Mountain for Bluebird Films.

- Mr. Pete again for Chris Streams' "Young and Glamorous".

- Scott Nails for Digital Playground.

- Danny Mountain again for Vivid.

- And a POV scene with Manuel Ferrara for Digital Playground.

And we hear she's about to cross Alan Stafford and Rocco Reed off her list, too.

We may just die of happiness. That can happen, right?

UPDATE: Speaking of dying of happiness... we just learned that Faye's doing live shows over at fayereaganlive.com, and that she did a B/G/G show last night. Yeah, consider us completely useless for the rest of the week.

· All Toys and No Boys (Makes Faye a Horny Girl) (popporn.com)
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"Not Married With Children XXX": Yes, They Went There

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:30:01 EDT

On the redeye from LA to NYC, we found ourselves watching old episodes of "Married With Children" (what else is on at 5am?). As a result, we feel properly primed for X-Play's "Not Married With Children XXX."

Based solely on the trailer above, we're thinking this looks pretty promising: Eric Swiss makes an excellent Al Bundy (and, since it's Eric Swiss, we presume he's an Al Bundy who'll actually fuck), and the rest of the cast is pretty spot on.

We have no idea what's up with the music, though. (Seriously, who thought that was a good idea?)

· "Not Married With Children XXX" (notmarriedwithchildrenxxx.com)

It's Just "Content"—But It's Really Hot

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Eon McKai has said that his latest feature "Content" is altporn's answer to the recession. We'd offer, additionally, that it's Eon McKai's answer to gonzo porn.

"It's just content," we (and the performers) are repeatedly told. Translation: this is just stripped down sex. There's no plot, there's no "meaning," there are no grand conceits (well, aside from the general conceit of this being a stripped down, bare bones, sex-only release, which is certainly played up knowingly). Granted, this is not just another gonzo release: Eon's signature style is ever present. Even when it's just "content," it's style Eon's content.

So how does Eon's work fair when it's nothing but content? Quite well, actually. Eon elicits stellar performances from each and every cast member: from the almost-possessed Kimberly Kane, who shot "Content" after a month of no sex; to the playfully rough Madison Young and Dane Cross; to the top-notch final scene featuring Kitty "Meow" McMuffin and Sherwood getting rough and nasty with each other.

The sex in this release tends towards the rougher end of the spectrum: spanking and slapping abound, and there's a bit of namecalling and cockchoking thrown into the mix (the violence is not solely directed towards the female cast members, however: some of you will no doubt be pleased to learn that Madison Young gives Dane Cross's face a nice, hard slap). But unlike some releases, where this kind of affectation seems put on, a bit of a performance, most everything we see in "Content" feels extremely real.

There are a few moments throughout the film—particularly in the scene between Kimberly Kane and Mr. Pete—where it almost seems as though the performers have forgotten the camera. In those moments, where it feels like the performers are fucking more for themselves than for us, there's a true bit of porn greatness. It may be just "content"—but it's achieved a level of intimacy most porn only dreams of.

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Sweet, Sweet Jayla Starr

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Would you like to touch Jayla Starr? We would like to touch Jayla Starr. Alternately, we would like to watch Jayla Starr get touched—and since we're stuck in the office this morning, it looks like it'll be #2.

But hey, some Jayla Starr is better than no Jayla Starr, right? And at least now we know how she likes to be touched...you know, for whenever it is that we're not at work and in the same room as Jayla and we're both totally in the mood and stuff. Whenever that is.

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Faye Reagan Must Be A Lucky Charm...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:20:00 EDT

...because we hear her boyfriend Dane Cross has just landed a role in Adam Rifkin's upcoming TV series, "LOOK." As if we didn't have enough reason to want to date her. (thumbnail via Little Mutt)

"Popporn: The Guide To Making Fuck" Gives Us A Guide To...Well, You Know

DCypher — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

While "Bruno" is still causing a stir in box offices (despite Twitter haters every attempt to murder Sascha Baron Cohen), one of summer's most highly controversial movies has yet to even come out. Get ready for Popporn...the movie.

Celebrated for its irreverent comic take on all things porn-related (sounds kinda familiar), Popporn.com has steadily earned a name for itself online through devoted fans within the industry as much as consumers.

Zero Tolerance's Mike Quasar joined forces with the corny porn bloggers, Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs, to make a double disc tribute to the art of making fuck with some rather impressive comic results. Buckton, who stars as the clownish lead in this telescoping movie within a movie, encounters an endless series of setbacks and tragedies as he attempts to bring "strong fuck magic" back to porn. Despite his affected ineptitude, his wandering fool's journey leads us through an epic odyssey of pornographic goodness, all the while exposing the stereotypes and pitfalls of fucking on film for a living.

Courtney Cummz, Gianna Michaels, Kimberly Kane, Lexi Belle, Ryan Keely, Bobbi Starr, Tori Black, and delicious red velvet tart Faye Reagan star in this mockumentary of Buckton's tragic journey into the heart of poon. With a legendary director and an all-star cast, it stands to reason that the sex would be good—and it is. While we love each and every single one of the performers in the show, we'd have to say the threeway with Faye Reagan, Tori Black, and Dane Cross almost finished us off for good. Dane is the luckiest man in all porn, luckier than even Evan Stone or James Deen. Watch your back Dane, that's all we're saying.

"Popporn: The Guide To Making Fuck" comes out by month's end, but since you're special, you can check our sneak peek below.

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Faye Reagan's Doing (Some) Boys: The Initial List

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Two days ago, we got the amazingly awesome news that LittleMutt star and Fleshbot Crush Object Faye Reagan was gonna start doing boy/girl scenes again, with a select group of boys. But which boys? We just had to find out.

Thankfully, the very resourceful DCypher was able to persuade sweet Faye to tell us which boys she has her eye on as co-stars. The list is, of course, tentative, and subject to change should any intrepid performers charm the pants off of Faye. But as it now stands, the boys who Faye is inviting to gently reintroduce her to boy/girl are:

Dane Cross Well, obviously. If she won't do her boyfriend, who will she do?

James Deen Called it!

Danny Mountain After watching him give it to Nikka Noir in "Stoya Heat"... well, we definitely understand.

Chris Johnson According to IAFD, Faye and Chris have been in several movies together—though not actually performing in the same scene. Perhaps Faye's had her eye on him for a while?

Evan Stone Again, called it.

DCypher Hey, he was charming enough to get her to give us this list!

· Faye Reagan's Official Site (playwithfaye.com)

"She's Barely A MILF": Faye Reagan Bridges The Gap

Gram Ponante — Sat, 16 May 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Kudos to Hustler for creating the first porn niche since "Just Turned 18 And Transssexual." While scholars at Fleshbot West debate MILF terminology, one thing is clear: We would like to make Faye Reagan pregnant.

"I'm only 19 and now I'm pregnant. Why do guys not know how to pull out?" soliloquys Faye Reagan. "19 and a kid."

Real life boyfriend Dane Cross comes over and comes on her face. "You won't get pregnant now," he says. And Scene.

Like the iPhone, there are a number of things blatantly wrong with this (to wit: Pregnancy is not like God - we don't invent one if one doesn't exist; Reagan has no baby bump whatsoever. Also, while she would undoubtedly qualify as a MILF once the baby went from inboard to outboard, the liberal world of pornography doesn't believe that life begins at conception, so the title is misleading, unless the subtext is that Reagan already has a child and doesn't want another at the ripe old age of 19), but we really do appreciate the effort.

I also like that they did it with the approval of Pharaoh.

Each of the other women in this collection, including Kira Silver, Patricia Petit, Gwen Diamond, and Starla Sterling, each has at least a bit of pooch in the stomach, enough to suggest without dialogue that there is a bun in the oven. But Reagan, the movie's covergirl, looks about a million miles from pregnant (save for her glow).

"She's Barely a MILF" arrives in stores later this month.

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Eon McKai's Latest Flick: So Many Stars, So Much Sex, So Much "Content"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:00:00 EDT

It's not every day that Vivid-Alt's Eon McKai releases a brand-spankin' new movie—especially one with Kimberly Kane, Coco Velvet, Madison Young, Cali Nova, and Kitty McMuffin. Can you smell our excitement? (It smells like sex.)

· Eon McKai (eonmckai.com)