You gotta hand it to those crazy European dance-pop artists. Their music all sounds the same to our barbaric American ears, but when it comes to video accompaniment, they sure know how to get our attention. Take Fedde Le Grand, a Dutch DJ, who caused a sensation across the pond last year with his smash hit "Put Your Hands Up For Detroit." (What? They deserve it!) However, we didn't begin to feel our own sensation until we recently caught the video, which envisions a Detroit of the future where lingerie clad scientists put male clones through their paces with rigorous lapdance testing. Who needs the auto industry when you've got an army of sexy chicks who know how to do "The Robot"?

· Fedde Le Grand - "Put Your Hands Up For Detroit" (YouTube)

After the jump, check out Fedde's latest video offering, starring an office full of very obedient secretaries. It kind of reminds us of our office, but with less obedience and more envelope licking.

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· Camille Jones Vs Fedde Le Grand - "The Creeps" (YouTube)

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Previously: MadameXpod: Hot Babes And iPods, Lene Alexandra's Boobs Are (More Than Just) OK, The Crashlanders' Vintage Burlesque Show, Still More Sexy Music Videos, More Sexy Music Videos, "Let My People Come": The Sex Musical, France Gall: "Les Sucettes"

What is the appeal of the nude dancer? (Other than the obvious, you know ... nakedness.) We can't explain it ourselves, but it is a very real phenomenon that photographer Alex Krivstov seems to enjoy exploring in his work. He doesn't limit himself to just dancers, of course, and plenty of other lithe, athletic bodies can also be found parading in the galleries on his website. Maybe it's all explained in the Russian text descriptions, but us linguistically challenged folk will just have to keep guessing and wondering—and looking. If we just stare long enough, we know we'll figure out the answer eventually.

· Alex Krivtsov Photography (alexkrivtsov.com)

Previously: Naked Girls In Our Bed, Art Nudes by JC Millar, Nude Portraits by R diger Linden, CantikFotos on Flickr, Blindfiles, Nudes by Oleg Tityaeff

The NBA All-Star Game will be held in Las Vegas next month (provided the city is still standing), but the best reason to attend will be the league's new All-Star Dance Team. One member from each of the NBA's 30 dance squads will be chosen—by You, the fan, of course—to form a Voltron-like superteam of spandexed hotness to perform at the festivities. Of course, in order to vote fairly you have to get to know the girls first, so NBA.com has provided videos and photo galleries for the top three women from each city to help you make an informed decision. If you like bouncing, shaking, thrusting, gyrating cheerleaders as much as we do, it's a responsibility you'll want to take very seriously—and you might also request that they send along a couple of extra dunking gals from Houston, just to be safe.

· 2007 Las Vegas NBA All-Star Dance Team (nba.com)

Previously: NFL Cheerleader Megagallery, Bibiana Julian: NFL's Sexiest Cheerleader, Dunking NBA Cheerleader Gallery, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, Bodog Girls: Sports Are Fun, Hottest NFL Cheerleaders

Go-go girls! Burlesque dancers! A nude transvestite cake! How else would you celebrate your birthday? That's just some of what Fleshbot Crush Object™ Molly Crabapple gathered together Wednesday night for the one-year anniversary of Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School and the release of the new companion volume Dr. Sketchy's Rainy Day Coloring Book, co-authored by her and John Leavitt. Fleshbot was on the scene at The Slipper Room on New York's Lower East Side, and brought Gawker Media heavies Nikola Tamindzic and Richard Blakeley along to capture the all the glittery goings-on for you. You are there after the jump.

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Thought it was technically a book release party, it wasn't your typical gathering of publishing types all standing around eating cheese—it was a full-on sexy show with live music, dancing girls (and guys), contests, prizes, plus a few hundred close personal friends, all of it hosted by The World Famous *BOB*. The highlights contained in this clip don't begin to do it all justice, but like much of the crowd in attendance, you may feel slightly dazed when it's over.

As an added bonus, here's a special go-go performance by the delightfully sweaty Lady J, who worked hard to keep the masses entertained. For the record, we do not think you look like a slut. (Not that we would judge her any less if she did.)

· Dr. Sketchy 1 Year Anniversary Extravaganza: Part I and II (YouTube)

When you've recovered from it all, check out more of the still-life debauchery in our exclusive photo gallery. Nipples were scarce (stupid NYC public nudity laws), but fortunately pasties and boob grabbing never go out of style.

· Dr. Sketchy's Book Release Party (Fleshbot Gallery)
· Photos by Nikola Tamindzic (ambrel.net)
· Video by Richard Blakeley (college2point0.com)
· Buy: Dr. Sketchy's Official Rainy Day Colouring Book (drsketchy.com)

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Previously: Meet Molly Crabapple, Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School

At the risk of ruining all the fun for everybody, we thought we'd share this video of what looks like a birthday celebration for some lucky dude somewhere in Germany. It's mostly PG-13, but if you pay attention all the way to the end you might be rewarded with an R-rated surprise—provided our broadcasting of this information doesn't cause YouTube to pull the plug within the hour. Our apologies in advance if that happens ... but as long as you keep this between us, no one will be the wiser. So we're all agreed?

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· Michel! Endlich 18

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Previously: YouTube Watch Archives

· What do you think Dora plans to explore with this? We know some pervs out there who could definitely get an education with that toy. (amazon.com)

· Lindsay Lohan, on the other hand, never seems to learn anything. We guess she figures if the world has seen it once, there's no use in hiding it anymore. Do we have enough material to launch LindsayLohanUpskirt.com yet? (wwtdd.com; also spotted @ taxidrivermovie.com)

· A time-honored Las Vegas tradition dies as escort agencies will no longer be able to pass out leaflets to random pedestrians. Looks like you'll have to find your hookers the old-fashioned way—in the phone book. (lasvegassun.com)

· Clueless parents in Syracuse cancel a high school dance after they discover what "freak dancing" is. They must also be a little worried about this Y2K thing everyone is talking about. (syracuse.com)

· Meanwhile, another school district is curious as to what its superintendent did with $12,000 of taxpayer money, including $350 he dropped a strip club in one night. He just likes to reach out to the kids. (wnyt.com)

· It's the golden rule of advertising: no matter what you're selling, it'll sell better ifyour TV commercial must feature a hot babe. Now you know why. (YouTube, via adrants.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· The release of the new James Bond movie gives Page 3 an excuse to photograph three hot babes topless in a casino. As if they needed an excuse to do that. (As if we needed an excuse to post more Keeley Hazell and Michelle Marsh pictures.) (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Several days after we broke the story (and after everyone already started to lose interest), AVN and other "news" outlets finally get around to "reporting" on the Britney Spears Sex Tape That Wasn't. Next week: Have Halloween costumes become too sexy? (avn.com + stuff.co.nz)

· So of course you want to know what very gay former Project Runway winners think of the whole Britney thing? Of course you do—and Gawker is here to help! (Gawker)

· And the alleged Britney Spears Sex Tape leaks just keep on coming! This may be the most convincing clip we've seen yet. (pissfunny.com - thanks L.)

· A California couple get arrested for "overt sexual activity" on a flight to North Carolina. We're not sure what that means, but it sounds fun. (abcnews.go.com)

· Our silicon-enhanced sibling site Valleywag gets taken over by some crazed upstart, who immediately starts posting bush photos. Hey, buddy ... that's our beat! (Valleywag)

· Dubai police start cracking down on "beach pests" who roam the shores fully clothed so they can stare at women. They're also known as "men." (redorbit.com)

· Lose weight the old fashioned way with scientifically proven pole dancing workout. Ask us how! (fredericknewspost.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

The latest casuality in the continued dewankifaction of YouTube is the artistic output of 19 year old UK hottie Jenny Kendrick, who recently had her account suspended for inappropriate content despite the fact that she showed nary a nipple in the 20 or so solo dancehall clips she shared with her adoring fans. (OK, so they were sort of on the suggestive side—but "inappropriate"? Not by our standards anyway.) Good thing for all of us that Jenny wasn't one to take the temporary setback lying down; she's opened a new YouTube account with a tamer selection of videos and moved the racier content to Daily Motion, where you'll be able to enjoy Jenny's terpsichorean talents without fear of reprisal. Get 'em while they're hot.

· "Jenny Kendrick: Too Hot Fi YouTube!" (complex.com)

See more of what made all those YouTube flaggers get their shorts in a bunch after the jump.

See also:
· Jennifer Kendrick on Daily Motion (videos @ dailymotion.com; free registration required)
· Jenny Kendrick on MySpace (myspace.com)