Sequoia Redd calls herself many things — hippie chick, orgasm addict, chocolate whore, pixie, temptress — but we're pretty sure "hot chick with cute photos" would suffice. The cam girl, lifecaster, and tree huggin' porno star has won us over with her all natural cuteness. Hey, we'll hug a hundred trees if it'll get us just a little closer to you, Sequoia ... just point us in the direction of the nearest forest.

· Sequoia Redd (sequoiaredd.net, via Naked City)
· Sequoia Redd TV (justin.tv)

We're not completely sure how we're supposed to pronounce her name (Ththirteenteen?), but that hasn't stopped us from falling for the beguiliging Mette Th13teen. A Danish model and photographer, she knows how to work it both in front of and behind the camera—and we all know just how hot a little versatility can be. Add in her hot tattoos, smarts, and the fact that she has a Hello Kitty guitar, and well — someone stop us before we forget how to pronounce our own name.

· Th13teen - alt. model & photographer (th13teen.net)
· AltPorn Feature: Mette Th13teen (altporn.net)

It's common knowledge that we have something of a soft spot for geeky girls, so can you blame us for feeling a bit smitten with the lovely Ellie Idol? (Actually we'd say our spot wasn't that soft, but we've used that joke before too.) After years of working in the reality porn genre (usually as "Collie" or "Dirty Little Chloe"), she's finally moved into feature territory and has landed the title role in "Demi The Demoness." Hot looks, a love of cosplay, and now a starring role in a porn flick based on an adult comic? We're pretty sure Ellie is the new definition of a nerd's wet dream. We know she's definitely ours.

· Ellie Idol: An Interview (tenderbits.wordpress.com)

So there we were yesterday afternoon sitting in the Stoya poster-plastered confines of the break room here at Fleshbot Central eating lunch from our Stoya lunchbox (which we totally had custom made and it is awesome) when all of a sudden an intern came running in with a copy of an email message that had just arrived: "Dear Fleshbot," the email said. "Here at Lazerbunny we are broadcasting from the future, and we knew four years ago that you would fall in love with Stoya. So we did this super intergalactic futurist dada vaginal view secretary photoset to keep you kids occupied while you're waiting for her next movie to come out. Hope you like it! Love, Stoyabot 3000 v3.0"

We like Ryder Skye because (1) she has freckles, (2) she makes her age look good, (3) because she started her porn career on Easter Sunday, 2007 (we don't know why we like this, but it might have something to do with a word that rhymes with "resurrection,") and (4) because her efforts in self-promotion don't make us throw up.

If you haven't heard of Baby Sinead yet it's not for lack of trying on her part: in addition to the requisite MySpace and Xpeeps profiles, she also keeps a LiveJournal and a personal website-slash-blog and has several portfolios online to show off both her own photography and her modeling gigs for erotic auteurs like Nikola Tamindzic, the dearly departed Fatal Beauty, and Burning Angel. And her star is going to start burning even brighter pretty soon: she just told us that she's off to L.A. this week to shoot her first guy/girl porn scenes (including one with multiple partners, even). Aren't you glad you'll be able to say one day that you knew her before she got even more famous?

Regular readers of Fleshbot know that we've been going gaga for a while over Vikki Blows, the gorgeous UK glamour model and lad mag fixture with a name (and set of cans) straight out of our dirtiest junior high school fantasies. So imagine our joy this morning when we woke up to see that she now has her very own portfolio site, with photos and video of her enjoying herself in a variety of situations ... usually with as little clothes on as possible. And it's all built around a list of her likes and dislikes, so now we know that we share her fondness for playing Xbox games (but won't be offering her any cheese to snack on) if we're ever lucky enough to run into her. Try as we might, though, we couldn't find a secret gallery of Vikki, er, living up to her name. But if she ever adds one, we'll be sure to let you know.

· Vikki Blows - Loves/Hates (www.vikkiblowsloveshates.com, via otomano.blogspot.com)
· Vikki Blows on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Thumbnail via Vikki Blows Wallpapers (vikkiblows.blogspot.com)

Fleshbot Crush Object™ Chris Rockway — you know, the currently reigning gay-for-pay stud at Randy Blue who recently (and very! loudly!) gave up his cherry — continues his march toward mainstream beefcake domination via the latest issue of DNA in a cheeky photoshoot called "From Top to Bottom", which describes both the clothes he's wearing and his career trajectory. (Get it?) If you're looking for more insight regarding the latter, you'll want to pay special attention to the accompanying interview: "Guys get so hung up on labels and what people will think of them that they miss out on a lot," Rockway explains. "Once you get rid of the anxiety of doing something you don't believe you are supposed to do you can enjoy it for what it is." Trust us, Chris: it's not those labels we're so hung up on ...

· "Chris Rockway is Wet for DNA #98" (ethansays.com)
· "DNA #98: Behind The Scenes Shots Of Chris Rockway!" (dnamagazine.com.au)

Previously: Gay Fleshbot's Top Ten Crush Objects Of 2007, Chris Rockway Has Finally Bottomed, Chris Rockway Charity Auction, The Wide, Wide World of Chris Rockway, PREF Mag Does The Boys Of Randy Blue , Chris Rockway's "Blue" Halloween Fantasy

Sure, you might think that having a big dick and perfect abs and the ability to cum on cue is all it takes to become a Fleshbot Crush Object, but it's not quite that simple: in compiling this year's list of the top ten performers who made our blossoms tingle, we took other, more ineffable factors into account as well, like Who'd We Most Like To Have A Beer With or Who We'd Most Like To Invite Over Our Place To Watch "Project Runway". (Of course, a big dick and perfect abs and an ability to cum on cue don't hurt either. Ineffability can only get you so far.)

See who made the cut after the jump.

Once again proving its commitment to the XY chromosome-bearing demographic, Playgirl follows up its spotlights of homosexualist swoon objects Michael Crowe and (sigh) Paul Brumble with a star turn by Manifest Muscle's Vin Marco, who's billed under the name we know and love him for in the magazine's online home but (curiously) appears as "Daniel Rocha" in the print edition.

Meet TJ Hawke