Zero Tolerance continues their award winning series about rug munchers for the people who love them most. Yes, despite nationwide bans on same sex marriage, Americans continue to purchase erotic materials that show just that—two or more women in the act of committing hardcore homosexual fornication. These girls are clearly hardened sinners, undaunted by the succulent pink folds of juicy pink pussy they dive in unflinchingly all the way up the elbows, cranking out more spray than the first three rows of a Sea World show get hit with.

Mike Quasar leads a merry band of sisters off to eternal damnation with sexy flare, joining them up in every jigsaw position imaginable and adding fodder to our oversized mental masturbation file. He deputizes Julia Ann and Raylene to lead a group of sex-starved sluts through a decadent wasteland devoid of dick.

Their pussy hungry pussy includes Monique Alexander, Courtney Cummz, Sarah Vandella, Brynn Tyler, Kylie Ireland, Missy Stone, Sophia Santi, Audrianna Angel, Bridgette B., Leah, Jackie Daniels, Velicity Von, Amber Ashlee, Taylir Scott, Melissa Jacobs, Cherry Ferretti, Lux Kassidy, Jayden Jaymes, Alyssa Reece, Kim Kennedy, Emy Reyes, Nikki Rhodes, Lexi Stone, Cali Haze, Regan Reese, Kyanna Lee, Skyla Paige, Kirra Lynne, Charley Chase, Georgia Jones, Madelyn Marie, and Louisa Lanewood.

The real question for home viewers and lesbian enthusiasts is not whether the double disc is worth giving the once over, but where to start. We can't help you there, but we can provide you with ample proof of what's inside.

"Girlvana 5" is out now from Zero Tolerance and Quasarman. Get some! You're going to burn in hell anyway, ya big hypocrite. (Just kidding.)

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Celebrated for its irreverent comic take on all things porn-related (sounds kinda familiar), Popporn.com has steadily earned a name for itself online through devoted fans within the industry as much as consumers.

Zero Tolerance's Mike Quasar joined forces with the corny porn bloggers, Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs, to make a double disc tribute to the art of making fuck with some rather impressive comic results. Buckton, who stars as the clownish lead in this telescoping movie within a movie, encounters an endless series of setbacks and tragedies as he attempts to bring "strong fuck magic" back to porn. Despite his affected ineptitude, his wandering fool's journey leads us through an epic odyssey of pornographic goodness, all the while exposing the stereotypes and pitfalls of fucking on film for a living.

Courtney Cummz, Gianna Michaels, Kimberly Kane, Lexi Belle, Ryan Keely, Bobbi Starr, Tori Black, and delicious red velvet tart Faye Reagan star in this mockumentary of Buckton's tragic journey into the heart of poon. With a legendary director and an all-star cast, it stands to reason that the sex would be good—and it is. While we love each and every single one of the performers in the show, we'd have to say the threeway with Faye Reagan, Tori Black, and Dane Cross almost finished us off for good. Dane is the luckiest man in all porn, luckier than even Evan Stone or James Deen. Watch your back Dane, that's all we're saying.

"Popporn: The Guide To Making Fuck" comes out by month's end, but since you're special, you can check our sneak peek below.

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It remains to be seen whether their debut effort will be a success, but with a cast including Kimberly Kane, Faye Reagan, Tori Black, Bobbi Starr, Ryan Keely, Courtney Cummz, Gianna Michaels, Lexi Belle, and Nina Hartley... well, it seems safe to say that they're off to a pretty impressive start.

· THE TEASER TRAILER TO THE UPCOMING POPPORN.COM ADULT-PORN-SEX-FUCK-FLICK IS HERE! (popporn.com)

Also on set? Tyler Knight (who we are so looking forward to seeing as Theo in "Not The Cosbys"). Sad as we are that we weren't actually on set, we're eternally grateful that these ladies gave us a sneak peek into the action.

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She’s one of our favorite directors as well – her "Whack Jobs" videos are some of the best handjob movies on the market – heck, some of the best movies on the market – and her behind-the-scenes footage is second to none, showcasing her sense of humor and her wit just as surely as her on-camera performances showcase her lean, sexy 5’6” body and sweet patootie.

Her presence alone makes Zero Tolerance one of our favorite studios to get free screeners from.

Happy birthday to Courtney, born 27 years ago today in Shepherdstown, West Virginia, and many more. Many more birthdays, of course, but also many more great handjob movies, too.

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We have much love for both Jenna Haze and Courtney Cummz, who have appeared together and apart in plenty of porn movies and on lots of box covers. Sometimes they look great, and sometimes ... well, let's just say they make Questionable Choices. Check out their alleged crimes after the jump. - Audacia Ray

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Suspects:
Courtney Cummz and Jenna Haze

Charged with:
Fetishwear abuse in the first degree

The Evidence:

"Meet the Fuckers 8"
Teal and black coordinating outfits are cute and clever in concept, and the color suits both Jenna and Courtney. But why are both of these lovely ladies wearing bell-bottomed chaps made out of garbage bags? Trying something a little different than thigh high stockings is brave, but this? No no no!

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict: EQUAL FAIL.

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"Jenna & Courtney"
Courtney's cute little red panties with fake rhinestone belt are made infinitely cuter by the suspenders attached to them. This underwear is definitely porn star outer wear, because how would you wear it under something? You'd have to strip down every time you needed to pee. Though we suspect Photoshop foul play because there's no way panties with suspenders would not cause camel toe, Courtney is rocking a fashionably different look—and totally one-ups Jenna, who is just wearing boring old fishnet.

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict COURTNEY CUMMZ FTW!

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"POV Centerfolds 5"
You know how the fashion mags are always saying that you should remove one accessory before you leave the house so you're not totally overdoing it? Courtney Cummz should pay attention to that (and no, the accessory we're talking about isn't her panties).Ladies in men's wear are totally hot, but this pink faux tie has got to go.

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict COURTNEY CUMMZ FAIL.

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"Massive Facials"
On this cover, Jenna Haze shows Courtney Cummz how it's done. Her accessorizing is pretty much perfect - we might even go so far as to say that she's donning classy bling. Though the combination of lace and fishnets can sometimes be questionable, it works here. This is a great example of porn star outfitting - plenty of cute and interesting elements but not too much clutter. And she's topless, which is always a good fashion statement as far as we can tell.

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict JENNA HAZE FTW!

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(Spotted a pornstar fashion do or don't in your wanderings? Drop us a line in the comments!)

Last week's winner saw an opportunity. Your job this week is to create a new boxcover for this movie; you can post a link to your creation in the comments below, or email entries to gram (etc) fleshbot.com.

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Now let's go back and read that cast to you again: Amy Reid, Courtney Cummz, Jenna Haze, Sarah Vandella, Brianna Love, Audrey Bitoni and Shawna Lenee. Other porn companies, take note: if you plan on going through the trouble of making high definition smut, they better have a cast this worthy of the medium.

There's not much else to say about "Top Shelf" since Diabolic is known more for sex and not so much for storyline. But we do realize that there are some viewers who hanker for a bit of narrative structure to give their nut that extra oomph. Not to worry, we've come up with something for you. Try this one:

Amy Reid and her band of resistance fighters battle a team of demonically possessed Monagesque fascists intent on world domination and save us all ... by fucking them into submission!

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Jenna Haze heads up a band of expertly trained ninja sex assassins, who are airlifted into deepest Ouagadougou under cover of night to negotiate the release of hostages taken by a cadré of rogue Blackwater operatives-gone-terrorist mercenaries ... by fucking them into submission!

Okay, we tried. Feel free to do better in the comments. (But look at the preview gallery first; you won't want to miss any of the finer potential plot points.)

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That said, the cast — including Courtney Cummz, Alexis Texas, Eva Angelina, Pricilla Milan, Rachel Roxxx, Sandy Sweet, and Privia — do an admirable job of challenging themselves, and we believe you will respect all of the extra credit and overtime they put in. In fact, the entire experience brought tears to our eyes. To say nothing of theirs.

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Florida's Nightmoves Magazine, a respected stripper publication, and performer Courtney Cummz are teaming up with Tampa lawyer Brandon Kolb for the first-ever seminar, which promises to address the casting couch as well as "the legalities from experienced adult entertainment Attorneys."

Participants will actually shoot a porn scene with Cummz' guidance by the end of the seminar. Talent will be provided by a local casting agency, TandA Management.

We were concerned that no one from the number listed on the website answered our calls during business hours and that there was no mention of what the seminar would cost, but we reassured ourselves that porn really is about promise rather than delivery.

In any case, it's got to be better than Kate Capshaw's "SpaceCamp."

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Previously: "Breaking Into Porn": You Think It's Easy Banging Hot Chicks For A Living?

Instead, we'll invite you to peruse this exclusive preview gallery of Zero Tolerance's brand new "Doll House Volume 3" for yourself. You're welcome.

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· See also: "The Doll House Volume 1" and "The Doll House Volume 2" (Adult DVD Empire)

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Though "Eden" has a "Fantasy Island"-style plot and "Island Fever 4" had no plot whatsoever (save for "The gang tries to make Malibu look like the Bahamas"), a recent Fleshbot poll revealed that 98.9% of consumers buy their porn on the basis of the cover alone.

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Previously: On The Set: Adam & Eve's "Eden", DVD Review: "Island Fever 4"

"It's not two girls lightly rubbing each other," she said, "it's two bitches violating each other."

The movie will be available later this year.

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Every time we start gloating about the fact that we actually get paid to sit here in the comfort of our own home and watch porn all day, the universe has a way of coming along and correcting our hubris by reminding us that some folks actually get paid to go to places like Hawaii to watch porn instead. But we really can't be too jealous of our esteem'd colleagues at XFANZ: at least they were considerate enough to bring a video camera along to capture all the fun. And let's face it—when it comes to hanging out naked on a gorgeous tropical beach with the likes of Carmen Luvana, Ava Rose, and Courtney Cummz, watching someone else's home movies are about as close as we're ever going to get anyway.

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Previously: "Island Fever 4" Review, Island Hopping with Jacklyn Lick, Jessica Simpson in Hawaii, DVD Review: "O: The Power of Submission", Surrendering To Carmen