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#pornstars
Trick Or Treat!
Been wondering what your favorite pornstars dressed up as for Halloween? Well, wonder no more. We must say, we're particularly partial to...whatever that is that Ava Rose dressed up as. (pinktender.com) -
#halloween
Halloween: The Pornstar Way!
Still searching for a Halloween costume? The girls of Digital Playground have a few ideas for you. And, uh, if you take their suggestions, taking someone home from a party shouldn't be too much of a problem. (areyoushaved.net) More » -
#pornstarlife
Wondering What Sasha Grey Will Be For Halloween?
Super-pornstars can't help but want to be superheroes. After all, bondage is better when you use a Golden Lariat. More » -
#video
Catwoman Porn Helps You Make It Through The Dark (K)Night
The Most Important Movie To Be Released This Or Any Other Summer came out to near unanimous praise last week, but it did have one fatal flaw: it chose to have two horribly disfigured men as the villains instead of, say, a sexy female seductress dressed in a skin-tight catsuit. That's a pretty boneheaded move by the producers if you ask us. But even we didn't realize the missed potential until we saw this post on High on Sex about Catwoman porn. Maybe these babes don't measure up to Eartha Kitt's naughty purring, but they are certainly nastier and harder to tame. How many of the nine sequels, er ... lives does the franchise have left? More » -
#superheroes
If Iron Man, The Hulk, Batman, Hellboy, Indiana Jones, Maxwell Smart, and Carrie Bradshaw can't satisfy your superhero fix this summer, here's one more thing that might help: 50 pictures of hot chicks dressed like Wonder Woman. Trust us, though—that "tie me up with your golden lasso!" pickup line never works. (bamkapow.com) -
#events
Life Ball 2008: Vienna Comes Out To Play
The fabulous people were out in full force in Vienna this week for the annual Life Ball, a gala of fashion and celebrity that raises money for AIDS charities and gives 40,000 people an excuse to absolutely freaky in the town square. This year's ball included an Agent Provocateur fashion show, but as the tiny and kinky as those outfits, the have to take a back seat to what most of the guests are wearing. A gallery of our favorite costumes—such as they are; is "naked" even a costume?—can be found below. More » -
#thisweekingropings
A semi-authentic biergarten in Brooklyn is getting rid of its sexy, dirndl-clad waitresses (or their outfits anyway) because drunk and horny patrons couldn't keep their hands off them. It the grabby ones who always ruin it for everybody else. (timeout.com - thanks Jared) -
#hardcore
Sexual Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention
We had no idea that the invention of the humble alarm clock led to the subsequent invention of the giant wooden dildo, closely followed by the invention of some hardcore anal pounding. Okay, maybe the history in this clip isn't totally accurate, but are you really relying on us for authentic historical analysis? That's what Wikipedia is for!
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#oohlala
Naughty French Maids Will Wipe The Floor With You
Why are naughty French maids such a potent sexual fantasy? Is it because deep down in our hearts we know that sex is dirty and unclean and so we feel the need to fetishize the very act of purifying our surroundings, and even our very souls? Or is it as simple as that old Seinfeld joke: "It's a woman in your room"? Whatever it is that makes it so exciting, you never have to look far to find a pornographic excuse to be caught being a very filthy boy or girl. You are filthy, aren't you? So why not let these sexy ladies (found with a little help from our friends at Your Dirty Mind) tidy up a bit?
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#cosplay
People who think that Japanese schoolgirl cafes—you know, those cosplay restaurants where waitresses dress up like schoolgirls to the delight of horny old businessmen—are sexist and demeaning can all rest easy, because Tokyo now has its own schoolboy cafe. See, we're all equals again! (brisbanetimes.com.au) -
#cosplay
This gallery of a Japanese cosplay babe playing with a Japanese cosplay doll that looks just like her is freaking is us out a little bit. Like what if there was a tiny little doll-sized version of you and someone was playing with it right now? That'd be far out, man. (Kotaku) -
#video
Flesh Flicks: You Want Fries With That?
While we certainly enjoyed our wanderings in the desert last week, it did distract us from one of favorite workday pastimes—searching for weird Japanese porn videos. Now, maybe it isn't that weird to ask a young woman to put on a fast food restaurant uniform before "ordering the combo meal," but it some how feels more appropriate coming from the land where costume play is a way of life. Of course, our way of life is eating cheap and fatty foods, but that's a whole other issue. More » -
#hardcore
Flesh Flicks: Iron Woman
Don't you just love the History Channel? Their re-enactment's of great moments from the long lost past are not only informative (and realistic!) they're highly entertaining. Where else would you learn about the sad French princess who was imprisoned in a cage of sexual frustration, where even facials must be delivered on cold wrought iron. It's sexy, because it's true! We also heard that she gives great helmet. More » -
#opinion
We're not the only ones who are conflicted about the whole sexy Halloween costume thing, you know: turns out that for every slutty schoolgirl, pirate wench, or horny devil chick walking the streets tonight, there's a college newspaper columnist with something to say about it as well. (uwire.com; thumbnail via thumblogger.com, just because) -
#babes
By Request: Zoey Zane's Halloween Striptease
Anticipating today's barrage of Halloween-themed smutitude here at Fleshbot, a reader wrote us earlier this week to ask: "Personally, if you could find some galleries to post that actually do have costumes before the girls take it off, that'd be really hot." Which was a pretty interesting request, seeing how most of the Halloween-themed sexiness we see almost invariably involves babes who are showing too much to begin with; could it be that there are actually some folks out there for whom a delicious sense of anticipation is more important than a see-through sexy nurse outfit? After a bit of digging, we came up with this photoset starring amateur babe Zoey Zane and two of her festive friends. We're pretty sure they're supposed to be dressed up as characters from "The Wizard Of Oz", even if the Tin Man chick is looking a bit more like some futuristic KKK member to us; still, they all wind up naked in the end, so does it really matter how accurate their costumes were in the first place? More » -
#thisweekinladmags
FHM serves up a Halloween themed treat consisting of—surprise!—babes in sexy costumes. (OK, so we're not exactly sure how a bloody Tippi Hendren from "The Birds" is supposed to be sexy ... but it's still pretty hot if you ask us.) (fhmonline.com) -
#holidays
Let's face it, there's only one reason Halloween was invented—to get people laid. Here's how you can use slutty costumes and bite-sized Milky Way bars to score some serious holiday nookie. The dildoes are on their own tonight. (about.com + shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com) -
#hardcore
Flesh Flicks: Jill Kelly Is Above The Law
The rogue police officer epidemic continues to ravage the porn community. We used to think Jill Kelly was just a mild-mannered adult superstar but as you can see, even she is not above abusing her authority when she finds herself alone with a helpless suspect. Without a lawyer present, due process has no chance. In fact, we're beginning to think the entire Porn Valley Police Department might be on the take, yet the local citizenry seem unable—or is it unwilling?—to fight the power. Fuck tha police, indeed. More » -
#geeklove
Nerdcore Calendar 2008: Sexy (And Naked) Heroes And Villains
One of our favorite calendars from last year's onslaught of month-by-month sexiness is back and taking the geeky greatness to even loftier heights. Not only does photographer Cherie Roberts' latest Nerdcore Calendar highlight important 2008 dates like the release of Iron Man, the Comic-Con convention, and Jean Luc-Picard's birthday, it features 12 highly stylized photos of hot chicks performing superhuman feats of wonder and daring. In the nude, of course. Because anyone can save the day in a pair of tights, but let's see Superman leap a tall building without a stitch of spandex on. Check out our special preview gallery and you'll believe that babes can fly.
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#fightforyourrighttobecheesy
Bible Belt hysteria hits a new high (or low) this week as a Johnson County, Kansas grand jury has indicted three costume stores for selling outfits they say are "obscenity harmful to minors", including "Country Lovin'" and "Wet T-Shirt Winner". We'd be even more outraged, but we have to admit that any legislation that will prevent another tragic overabundance of "Naughty Schoolgirls" walking the streets this Halloween is O.K. by us. (kansascity.com + spirithalloween.com - thanks Sean; see updates here) -
#fleshflicks
Flesh Flicks: Brittney Skye's Internal Affairs
Last week we told you the tale of Briana Banks and her search for the one good cop in a dirty town. Now we see that the tables have turned and it's Brittney Skye who's handing out her own special brand of justice. It's all very dark and sinister, but it's clear this conspiracy of sex and corruption in our nation's police departments goes far deeper than we'd ever imagined. Who can you trust when the criminals are wearing badges? Or getting blown by the people in badges? Actually, we're completely confused at this point, so we're going to go outside and see if we can't get ourselves arrested. More » -
#annalsofmedicine
Pornic Voices: "Nurse Nancy"
When is despair with fortune and the question of the usefulness of writing about porn, now and then it all makes sense, as with this description of the 1991 Sandra Scream video "Nurse Nancy": More »
