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Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I know it would seem convenient that I am, as ever, the contrarian, but to say a large mammary excites me more than another, smaller tit, would be dis... more »
SexyHard: This one doesn't scan as a limerick: To the big titty porn star Gianna, Now listen up babe, 'cause I'm gonna Slide my cock through those udders ... more »
SexyHard: There once was a sweet girl named Sally Who was exiled from Silicon Valley Sweet Sally was blessed With two natural breasts So they forced her to move... more »
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Pinkie: There was was a young lady on Fleshbot Who was super-stacked and way too hot Her breasts were so large, She was clearly in charge! Carmella Bing deman... more »
HBKnight: Big Tit Fixation, I salivate at the sight, Motor Boat, Commence! more »
Beaker: A thru C are nice. D thru F, and up, are grand! An understatement. ----- Numbers and letters, Where the larger (the better!) Is what we dream of. -... more »
SexyHard: Last one, I promise: I was sitting right in the front row Enjoying a two-girl sex show. While stroking my bone The blonde let it be known She wanted ... more »
paraffinshot: I liked this girl, but I was afraid I had fallen into the friend zone with her. In a ploy to get her to notice me sexually, I slept with two of her f... more »
Pinkie: After spending an hour having phone sex with an old girlfriend in another town, she suggested I drive up the next day. So I drove three hours for a b... more »
SexyHard: Read the one below first: In the same club a fine buxom slut For ten guys was strutting her stuff I whispered my pleas She smiled, the tease Then on ... more »
SexyHard: In an old New York sex club, the Vault We planned an amphibious assault I licked her sweet cunt They fondled her front 'Til she stood up and asked us ... more »
Beaker: I got an Honorable Mention ... w00t! Congratulations Pinkie. #youthepeople more »
Ottimo Massimo: Once again, the contest will end at 12PM tomorrow. Wonderful stuff, all of you. #youthepeople more »
dirtybacon: Did anyone ever win this? I found out I couldn't make it frowny face I hope someone here got in! #events more »

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Cure Your "Big Tit Fixation" By Entering This Contest
It's that time again. One lucky commenter will get into our Sexclusive Club, and everyone else gets another chance at glory. Aren't Fridays fun? More »
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So, You'd Like To Enter Our "Sexclusive #2" Club (Actually A Contest)
Wanna know who'll be taking Ashlynn Brooke on her next adventure? Think it's you? Find out. Plus: another chance to win free porn with the powers of your mind. More »
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So, You'd Like To Participate In (The) "Ashlynn Brooke's Adventures in Sex" (Contest)
We bet you're wondering who won last week's limerick contest. Click to find out! Plus, another chance to win free porn! More »
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So, You Want To Enter The "House Of Ass 11" (Contest)
Fact: writers get all the babes. Now you (yes, you!) can experience the magical exchange of poetry for pussy with the Fleshbot Limerick Contest! More »
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Design Your Own Adult iPhone Game—And Win Free Porn!
This summer, Pink Visual launched iTouchHer—an iPhone (web)app chock full of naughty games. Think you can come up with a game that's better than theirs? Now's your chance to prove it. More »
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So You Want To Go To The Fleshbot Awards..
Fancy celebrities. Sexy pornstars. The ever engaging Fleshbot staff. They'll all be partying in New York City on November 11—and if you're lucky, you (yes, you!) could be there with them. How, you ask? More »
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We Have A Winner! The Great "Screwballs" Trivia Off
Last week, we offered you the chance to win a copy of "Screwballs." Many entered, but only one can win. Check below to the correct answers to our trivia questions (supplied to us by Severin Films, the distributor of "Screwballs.") More »
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Win A Copy Of "Screwballs": The 80s Teensploitation Sex Comedy Romp!
For the past few weeks, we've been running clips from "Screwballs," a T&A filled 80s teen sex comedy. Well, today's the day that this very special movie gets released on DVD—and to celebrate, we're giving away a copy! More »
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Porn's Next It Girl Is...
The votes are in, the tabulations have been tabulated, and Porn's Next It Girl finally has her porn name. You may have thrown your weight behind Victoria Saint, Harlow Saint, Scarlet Horizon, Annabella Scarlett, or Chaira Noir, but the winner is... More »
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Name Porn's Next It Girl: The Top Five Names
Last week, we invited you to submit a name for Porn's Next It Girl. Many of you threw your hat into the ring—and now, five contenders have been chosen...and it's time for you to pick the winner. More »
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Name Porn's Next It Girl—And Win A Fabulous Prize!
A few weeks ago, we introduced you to Porn's Next It Girl. There was just one problem: she hadn't picked out a porn name yet. Actually, she still hasn't picked one out—and that's where you come in, readers. More »
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Name That Shlong—And Win A Prize!
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? No F'ing Kidding
Just last week a reader traveled back to the "Diver Down" era to rename a porn movie "People Fucking." And yet this week we get the most obvious title in the world, 25 years late. More »
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Retronyms Edition
What do Hairy Pussies and Coca Cola Classic have in common? They're both retronyms: names created when the original word was no longer descriptive enough. Forgive me, Dr. Lederer. More »
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? I See A Darkness Edition
"We have looked into the anus, and it is us," someone once said. While the font of Evil Angel's "Deep Anal Abyss 2" doesn't impart the despair Adrianna Nicole must be feeling, I'd Camus her. More »
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? That Is Not What I Meant At All Edition
Lisa Ann looks so tempting and accessible on this boxcover that it makes us sad that she's crazy. Poor thing. What? She's not crazy? But the title of the - I don't get it. More »
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"Boobs, Boobs, Boobs": An Ode To The Important Things In Life
Being the stalwart boob lovers that we are, we were thrilled to learn that country sensation Dierks Bentley had penned an ode to mammary glands. More »
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Put The Needle On The Record Edition
While prefixing anything with the word "cyber-" makes us giggle like when our granddad warned about "smoking drugs," this movie inspires nostalgia for the days when we would suffix fortune cookie aphorisms with ".com." More »
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Erectile Wardrobe Malfunction Edition
In this weekend's glut of conspicuously consumptive footballery, remember the simple furtive pleasures of grabbing glimpses of panties beneath those Cardinals snowbird muumuus or Steelers blast furnace aprons. More »
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Sleight of Ass Edition
We meet at a quickie trade paperback celebrity book-signing ("Dana Plato's Posthumous Carb Diary"), you ask if I'd like to give you a creampie, then you show me your ass. I think: Amateur. More »

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