Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Angel

Sometimes a girl wants the biggest toy in town...and sometimes, a little bit of pleasure is more to her liking. Angel wants to be the vibe of choice for when you're in the latter mood. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Little Something

For most sex toy companies, innovation comes in the form of new options and new features—improving a toy means adding more bells, whistles, and blinking lights. Not so JimmyJane. More »

Come Together: Wet Together Is More Than Just Lube

When is a lube more than just a lube? When it's Wet Together. A "his 'n hers" lube set, Wet Together promises to revolutionize your lovemaking experience. But does it? More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Ass Rod Anal Training Kit

When this collection of anus wideners arrived here at Fleshbot West, we didn't know whether to stick them up our collectives asses or mount our stage production of "2001: An Anal Odyssey of Ass." More »

I'm Strung: The Babeland Anal Beads

This may come as a shock, given my professed anal prowess, but up until a few weeks ago, I had never, ever used a set of anal beads. (Gasp!) More »

Tenth Anniversary Tristan Butt Plug Is More Plug To Love

The original Tristan butt plug was my first—and favorite—anal toy. As a young butt-curious lass, I purchased Tristan Taormino's debut plug, and was immediately smitten. More »

Vampire Gloves Add Some Bite To Your Bark

Smooth and sweet on one side, harsh and prickly on the other. Yes, I'm partially describing myself—but I'm also talking about the Stockroom's KinkLab label vampire gloves. More »

The Enspiral Vibrating Love Glove

The coolest thing about this gadget is that the "glove" resembles Leatherface's apron in the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." More »

Blooming With Bloomy

It seems mildly fitting that as the first spring buds were bursting into bloom, I was introducing my nether regions to Bloomy, a vaguely floral (and utterly delightful) dildo/butt plug from Fun Factory. More »

Mighty Aphrodite: Getting To Know The Aphrodite Vibe

The Aphrodite wants to be your first vibrator—especially if you happen to be middle-aged, unfamiliar with sex toys (or even masturbation), and a very big fan of Oprah. More »

Bob: A Beautiful Backdoor Toy For Boys

Even though I have no penis, I'm still excited by the LELO Homme line. After all, it's not every day that a sex toy company designs a line of sleek, beautiful toys... for men. More »

Is The Blowguard The Key To The Best Blowjob Ever... Or Just A Blowhard?

I know what you're thinking: why hasn't anyone made a silicone mouthguard (with a vibrating bullet!) that I can wear while giving a blowjob? Well, get back on your knees: your prayers have been answered. More »

Listening To The Talking Head Vibrator

It's impossible to effectively talk dirty while you're face-deep in someone's snatch. Am I right? Am I right?? Ladies? But now you can talk dirty and not even be in the same room. More »

Bring Me The Mouth Of Allanah Starr

"Look for the Adam's Apple!" one is told as one plans a Thailand vacation. But what if the Cyberskin mouth masturbator one mail-ordered doesn't have one? Has one still stuck one's cock in a tranny? More »

Bound And Gleeful: The Bolero Straitjacket

I've tried many types of bondage: I've been handcuffed, tied up, bound and gagged—and I think, all along, I knew something was missing. I just didn't realize what what was missing: a straitjacket. More »

Moving Beyond: Ophoria Beyond #3 Dildo

With such a Sci Fi Channel name, one might expect this Japanese silicone dildo to not look so jaunty. Yet jaunty dildos are just what we need for these uncertain times. More »

Putting The Bump In Bump And Grind: The Ophoria Bliss No. 12

The Ophoria Bliss No. 5's smooth silhouette left me wanting—so I was excited to experience the bumpier body of the Ophoria Bliss No. 12. So was the Bliss No. 12 actually blissful? More »

Xploring New Territory: The Pink XPlorer Vibrator

You don't want a weapons-grade vibrator that will launch your parts into space, but neither do you want something so insubstantial that it shrinks from your own nether frankness. The Xplorer is industrial-strength and pink. More »

Anything But The Usual: JimmyJane's Iconic Collection

Last summer, JimmyJane announced the launch of their "Iconic Collection"—also known as The Usual Suspects. In layman's terms: they took three classic sex toys, made them all white, and packaged them as a set. More »

Surprise! It's Intimate Surprises!

Everyone likes surprises, right? And what's better than intimacy? Pretty much nothing (or so we've been told). So if you combine intimacy with a surprise, you're pretty much guaranteed the best thing ever, right? More »

The Gift For The Girl (Or Boy) With Too Many Toys

After almost a year of sex toy reviewing, I've amassed a formidable collection of toys. Unfortunately, my itty bitty Manhattan apartment hasn't increased in size to accommodate my growing toy chest. More »

The Ophoria Bliss No. 5: Bliss Or Bust?

In spite of the promising name, the Ophoria Bliss No. 5 did not initially inspire me with, ahem, bliss. Why is that? Well, gentle reader, because it bore close resemblance to a Slimline vibe. More »

Will The LingO Make You A Cunning Linguist?

After meeting pornstars, talking to pornstars, and hugging pornstars, my favorite part of the Adult Entertainment Expo would probably have to be all the free toys I was able to pick up. More »

The Imperial: The Vergenza's All Grown Up

When I met the Vergenza Mk. 1, I was pretty impressed. After all, it's not every toy that can give a girl an orgasm and brutally bludgeon any attackers (just like any good boyfriend!). More »

Pleasure No. 6: Just A Dildo, A Suction Cup, And You

What can you do with a suction-cup dildo? Oh, lots of things (all of them indecent). You can turn your table into a fucktable, your door into a fuckdoor, your shower wall into a fuckshowerwall... More »

The Oui: Oui Or Non?

I'll admit it: I made a rookie mistake with the Oui. I judged a book (well, vibrator) by its cover. More »

Riding The Zephyr To Unexpected Pleasure

The Vergenza Zephyr arrived on my doorstep in an unmarked box, completely unaccompanied by any sort of instruction or explanatory material. Clearly it was a sex toy—why else would someone send it to me?—but what kind of sex toy was it, exactly? More »

Enter The Cyberskin Ice Action-View Pussy Stroker

The latest in a long line of passive-aggressive marital aids, the Cyberskin Ice Action-View Pussy Stroker tells you why you can't get a real sex partner (because she's "Ice" cold) all the while allowing you to view your "action" inside a Cyberskin representation of one. That's good for you if you've never "meta" sex toy you didn't like.

Ella: The Dildo For The Discerning Self Love Enthusiast

LELO products have always earned high praise from my parts—but it's mostly been due to their well-designed controls (and, ok, the awesome orgasms they've inspired). But is the LELO ingenuity limited to their electronic toys? Or does the genius extend to their motorless creations as well? When the lovely LELO dildo, Ella, fell into my lap (so it speak) it was the perfect opportunity to find out. More »

The Cry Baby Vibe: Remote Controlled For Her Pleasure

I've always had a little fantasy about attending a party with a sex toy secretly tucked into my nether regions, with no one around me the wiser (well, except my partner, of course). Unfortunately, the mechanics of most of my toys make something like this impossible—there's just no discreet way to bring the njoy Eleven in public. The Cry Baby, on the other hand, was quite literally designed with this type of excursion in mind. A small, remote-controlled vibrating egg, the Cry Baby's perfectly designed for pleasure in public. Or is it? In order to find out, I took it for a test drive last week. More »

Getting Jolly With The Jolie Vibe

Earlier this year, JimmyJane announced a line of three "iconic" vibrators, remade in white and sold as "The Usual Suspects." What toys could have been noteworthy enough to receive this treatment? Pretty much what you'd expect. The line contained a rabbit vibe, a vibrating cock ring, and a pocket rocket: all standard, bedrock toys, well accepted in the sex toy community as fundamental must haves for any sex toy connoisseur. More »

Going Deeper With The Cyberskin Penis Extension

I admit that I have never asked myself how things might change if I only had an extra four inches (though I sometimes wish bank machines would dispense five dollar bills again). But I was intrigued at the thought of my parts being a third black, like I had vitaligo or was the 70's-era Boston Celtics. That is why I tried out the Cyberskin 4" Extra Thick Transformer Penis Extension. (BTW: Grimace is packing the Caucazoid version.) More »

Don't Call It A Cock Ring: Meet Bo, LELO's New Toy For Men

High end sex toys are generally thought to be the domain of women. Somehow—shocking though it may seem—classy companies just haven't shown much interest in developing a new wave of pocket pussies (Fleshlight excluded, of course). But that may soon change—at least if LELO has anything to say about it. More »

Life, Liberte, And Pursuit Of Orgasms

The Liberte doesn't really look like a vibrator. Though really, the Liberte doesn't look like much of anything: with its pale yellow casing, long thin neck, and round head, it doesn't particularly look like any ordinary day-to-day object. Eternal sex toy optimist that I am, it struck me that out of the ordinary looks might lead to extraordinary orgasms. So I did what any good researcher would do: sat down and prepared myself for a long, hard evening of research. More »

Jimmy Jane's Form 6 2.0: Does Newer Mean Better?

I first met Jimmy Jane's Form 6 vibrator back in March of '08. Back in those days, the Form 6 was a young upstart in the luxury vibe world, strong in some areas (water resistance, ability to get a lady off, ease of use) and weak in others (most notably, the noise factor). Since that time, however, the Form 6 has matured a bit: it's received a fancy shmancy design award, and gone through a handful of changes resulting in a newer, better sex toy self. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the Form 6 2.0. More »

Magic Wand 2.0: The Ideal Vibe And G-Plus Attachment

Like many women around the world, I've long been in love with my Hitachi Magic Wand. Sure, it's not the most subtle or gentle of lovers, but what it lacks in attention to detail, it more than makes up for in raw ultimate power. And sometimes, that's all a girl really needs. But for all its charms, the Magic Wand is hardly perfect: for one thing, it has that annoying power cord, which tether you to a wall (and thus limits one's range of masturbation locations). But if you take away a Magic Wand's cord, is it still as magic? I decided to find out by testing the Ideal, a rechargeable, cordless Magic Wand-style vibrator put out by Natural Contours. More »

Pleasure Tops: Pleasure Or Pain?

I did not have high hopes for the Pleasure Tops vibrator, largely because as a cone shaped, flat bottomed, and, yes, pink sex toy, it bore a very strong resemblance to the most baffling vibrator of all time, The Cone. I'm not sure who it was that originally decided that what all women really want is to squat their way to orgasm on a pointy, plastic object—but, quite frankly, that is not my preferred method of getting off. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Seeing (And Feeling) Sex Through Candy Colored Glass

Until recently, the thought of using the words "glass" and "vagina" in the same sentence struck a fearful chord in my heart. Surely that combination would only be uttered to an emergency room doctor after some freak accident—or, potentially, in some fancy art gallery, which would be a different though no less terrifying scenario). But then I met the Candy Colored Glass Dildo, and suddenly the thought of glass against my ladybits took on a whole new meaning! More »