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#auctions
Own A Piece Of EroticBPM History!
Ten years ago, when EroticBPM was still known as RaverPorn, and Fleshbot was but a twinkle in an Englishman's eye, a young Killshot decided to buy a 10 gig hard drive to store all his photos of hot naked ravergirls. More » -
#cgi
SL-Pornographers Explore The Sexy Side Of Second Life
We weren't exactly surprised to discover a Flickr group devoted to Second Life porn—naughty behavior seems to be SL's raison d'etre—but we were a little surprised by how hot it was. More » -
#tools
HeatSeek Launches New Porn Browsing
Remember HeatSeek, the adult web browser? (How could you forget?) Well, the powers that be have released a brand new version (1.3.3.4 — apparently someone's really fond of the period key) that's even better! What's new? Well, among other things, you can download and keep Flash videos from almost any website—including CNN, which is totes where we get all our hottest porn. Of course, it's still PC only. So maybe we can't have everything. (heatseek.com)MissileProgram -
#art
Fleshmap: The Data Of Desire
You might think you're already an expert when it comes to the way sex and human bodies look and feel—after all, you're reading Fleshbot, aren't you? But datamapping artists Fernanda Viégas and Martin Wattenberg's Fleshmap series may help you visualize those things in ways you've never thought about before: their "Touch" project "reveal(s) a map of sensual desire with multiple focal points and islands of excitement", while "Look" "explores individuality and the hidden surprises that each body reveals when bared". If it all sounds a little too abstract to you from the description, not to worry: the curiously beautiful body part mosaics and nipple matrices that result can simply be enjoyed for their visual qualities even if the actual methodology the artists use to generate them escape you. And at the very least, it should give you something else to think about when looking at bodies the old fashioned way gets a little boring. (Hey, you never know.) More » -
#computers
The Teeny Weeny USB drive would the perfect place to hide your porn if your porn collection didn't require more hard drive space than the Library of Congress. And you can save the jokes about "pulling out early," because they made that one already. (teenyweenydrive.com) -
#tehinternets
The "Deep Throat Fight Club" contest pits web filtering companies against each other to find out which one is the best at recognizing and blocking porn. Do you we could get them do the same thing for us, but like ... the opposite? (techworld.com + untangle.com) -
#computers
Ever wish you could control your computer with your peen? (Really, who hasn't?) Finally, someone's created a way to do just that: the Interactive Fleshlight, which our pal qDot at Slashdong reminds us "is an input /only/ device". And not only can you use your joystick as a, uh, joystick ... you can also play a crappy sex game with it! What will they think of next? (slashdong.org) -
#science
Scientists at Tel Aviv University claim that they have taught a computer how to recognize a pretty face. Think of all the time we will save not clicking on "Hot or Not" now that machines can do it for us! (zmescience.com, via nerve.com) -
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#funny
Does everyone hide their computer porn in this totally foolproof manner? Even your family doesn't want to look at your boring family photos so this is pretty airtight security—provided you don't forget which boring folder you hid your cumshot compilations in. (strive2be.vox.com) -
#geekery
Nerdy (and pervy) as we were, we're been fans of the many variations of ASCII pr0n since, like, forever — and now some dedicated ASCII fetishist has updated and expanded the Wikipedia ASCII pr0n article so we can feel as informed as the next command-line wanker. (en.wikipedia.org - thanks R; thumbnail via asciipr0n.com) -
#geeklove
Mac Or Windows: Who Spends The Most On Sex Gadgets?
Because Fleshbot staff meetings frequently devolve into all-out flogging battles over who is running the superior operating system on their laptop, we often wonder which brand of computer attracts the kinkiest, freakiest and perviest users. Well, UK sex toy emporium LoveHoney decided to find out through a totally scientific study of their online customer base. The verdict? More » -
#computers
Warning: That sexy 18-year-old Russian model who totally wants to cybersex you may actually be a chat bot who just wants your credit card numbers so it can buy a mail-order chat bot bride and have little chat bot babies. Yes, the machines officially own us now. (news.com, via Valleywag) -
#geeks
Our nerdy Gizmodo brothers forgot to tell us about their contest to find the most inappropriate place to be reading a tech blog. We would have held our own competition here, but we just assumed that every single entry would look like this (and would be completely appropriate, of course.) (Gizmodo) -
#found
Stuck on what to buy that upskirt aficionado in your life who has everything this holiday season? How about a mouse pad with a built in denim skirt cover? Yes, it's kinda creepy—but at least they'll be able to get their pervy groping fix from the privacy of their desktops instead of on a crowded subway car or something. (rakuten.co.jp, via sexornot.blogspot.com) -
#geekery
In addition to those 300 or so new features that Apple has publicized, let's not overlook claims that the new Leopard operating system is the ultimate porn OS ever. Since we use our computers for pretty much nothing but looking at porn anyway, you can be sure we'll be putting that claim to the test as often as we can. (boinkology.com; more @ joyoftech.com) -
#badapples
Remember how using a Mac used to be your best defense against inadvertently downloading malware or viruses from a dodgy porn site? Well the times, as they say, are a-changing ... so make sure you check carefully before downloading that nifty free porn viewer you come across. (Then again, if you're smart enough to use a Mac in the first place, hopefully you're smart enough not to be sucked in by the promise of a nifty free porn viewer anyway.) (ap.google.com; thumbnail via erotics.theapplecollection.com) -
#scams
Web scammers have figured out a way to get you, the internet user, to defeat those annoying CAPTCHA word verification systems for them—through the magic of porn, of course. It's pretty brilliant actually, even if those things are already useless anyway. (bbc.co.uk + pcmag.com) -
#computers
All those Mac users out there who think they're somehow impervious to malware better watch out. Even the most diehard Apple fanboy can be lured into a trap by the siren call of free porn. Where's your Steve Jobs now? (news.com) -
#bondage
Electric Bondageland: Building The Better BDSM Gear
One of our favorite things about this job is seeing the incredible ingenuity that people will employ in the neverending struggle to get themselves off. It's seems like a pretty straightforward task, but that has never stopped nerds, geeks, tinkerers, crafters, and OCD sufferers from adding as many bells and whistles to the process as they can—usually after designing and building the bells and whistles themselves. More » -
#geekery
Kelly's Hot Nude Leopard Action
Like many dedicated Mac fans out there, we ran home from work on Friday (er, even though we work at home), ripped the packaging off our freshly delivered copies of the new Leopard operating system, and spent the rest of the weekend organizing our Spaces and popping our Stacks and playing with all sorts of other OS goodness. The delicously geeky web model Kelly at Kelly's Arcade, however, did us one better: not only did she rip the packaging off her new Leopard box, she ripped her clothes off as well and put together the sexiest set of unboxing photos we've seen over the last three days (maybe ever). Guess some Mac fans are just more dedicated than others.
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#japan
We don't really understand the how or why or what of this naughty French maid (made in Japan, natch) computer case, but we are told that she's not wearing panties, which we think is something that everyone can easily grasp. (akibablog.net, via Kotaku) -
#tehinterents
"Experts" say about 80% of all computer viruses are spread by emails promising nude pictures of celebrities, like say ... Natalie Portman. That's pretty ridiculous (and a little sad in 2007), but ZOMG u should totally check out this naked hardc0re prono film from that STar Wars chick!!!1!eleventy! (dmwmedia.com) -
#tehinternets
The porn industry has always been at the forefront of technological innovation: you can thank it for the success of the VCR, online commerce, and the interweb in general. Now it's taking on P2P software—or, if you prefer, "piracy." PC Pro weighs in on the situation: will the porn industry be successful in its war against unauthorized file sharing, or are there some things that even porn can't do? (pcpro.co.uk) -
#tehinternets
Porn isn't the only place you can pick up a nasty virus—you can just as easily get infected simply by reading the news or going shopping. Online, that is. What did you think we were talking about? (computerworld.com) -
#oops
Where's the best place to find porn (and spyware) these days? Try unsecured government web servers. If you run across any unprotected nuclear secrets while you're there, just try to ignore those. (washingtonpost.com) -
#advertising
Why yes, we suppose it could be considered outrageously sexist ... but honestly, when was the last time you got some head from someone who looked like the model in this server appliance ad? That's just called truth in advertising. (sexblo.gs) -
#dontaskdonttell
Stealing porn from people's computers while working for the Geek Squad is is apparently OK, but letting the media know about it (or letting Best Buy think you told the media about it) and you're probably out of a job. We hope they got some free porn out of it at least. (Consumerist) -
#babewatch
Justine Sane of Entercourse.tv is July's "Mac Chick of the Month." What, no Magic Jesus Phone? (macenstein.com) -
#caughtintheact
Hey, don't knock those poor Geek Squad techies who were caught stealing porn from a customer's computer too much—they have to do something to make their jobs more interesting besides installing iTunes and scrubbing Windows registries all day. (Though you might want to make sure you encrypt all those naked Jello wrestling video files on your hard drive before you bring in your machine to be serviced, just in case.) (consumerist.com) -
#tools
Sexy Widgets Help You Waste Even More Time
Call us old-fashioned, but we haven't exactly jumped on the widget bandwagon here at Fleshbot despite our enthusiasm for all things shiny and technological: why bother cluttering up our desktop or website with dozens of mini-applications that display dirty pictures or inform us of updates to our favorite sex sites when we have a perfectly good collection of bookmarks and RSS feeds (not to mention more than enough dirty pictures on our hard drives) to do the jobs for us? More » -
#legal
We're conflicted about the Georgia court ruling that says the contents of one's browser cache isn't proof of porn possesion; on one hand, we're uneasy that it may make it more difficult to catch sleazy kiddie porn freaks, but on the other we're relieved that no one need fault us for having those archived RustyTrombone.com pages floating around on our machines. We were just doing research, honest! (informationweek.com)
