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New York, 2:25 AM
Thu Dec 3
22 posts in the last 24 hours
@fleshbotpdh: WINNER. The use of parentheses, the obviosity-defying low-number serialization, the idea that, even though they're "feeling funny" about it they'd still let you jerk off to them, and the fact that I don't understand what a bathroom escape is seals the deal.
I hate to be so anal about this [pun intended], but last week's contest asked what the title for the movie would be were it released in the year 1984...
so I think the correlative Van Halen album for that era would not be "Diver Down" [released in 1982], but actually "1984" itself [released, yeah, you guessed it, in 1984].
Given the quality of the pubic hair, one guess would be "POV on the Orient Express." But a really retro, '84ish, title would be "Getting Down With The Valley Girls (Like, Oh My God, Muffy!)." Square Pegs Ruled!
And I do not want to know if my mother shaves down there, thank you very much!
@Gram Ponante: Oh my god. I won! I won! I can't believe it. I'd like to thank all the people that made this day possible. To my family, who have supported me through all my trials and tribulations. My agent, I couldn't have done this without you. To all the boys on KP, you guys are my inspiration seriously. And to my accountant...
03/20/09
In the meantime:
If you're blue
And you-know-who won't slurp goo
Without a roofie, blackmail tapes
Diggin in the Gapes
03/08/09
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03/11/09
03/06/09
03/06/09
And "Oklahoma" is just a HORRIBLE name for a female porn star.
03/06/09
"...You're fucking fine, Oklahoma
Oklahoma, 0-K-L-A-H-O-M-A..."
03/06/09
so I think the correlative Van Halen album for that era would not be "Diver Down" [released in 1982], but actually "1984" itself [released, yeah, you guessed it, in 1984].
03/06/09
03/07/09
03/01/09
Kramer vs. Cummer
03/01/09
03/01/09
03/01/09
03/03/09
03/03/09
I thought it was one of my best creations.
02/28/09
02/28/09
02/27/09
And I do not want to know if my mother shaves down there, thank you very much!
02/28/09
Word.
02/27/09
unshaved?
02/27/09
...and instead of a razor with the "no" bar across it, there'd be a photo of Sgt. Slaughter holding some big-ass hair clippers. U-S-A! U-S-A!
02/27/09
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03/06/09
*cue orchestral music*