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New York, 4:18 AM
Wed Dec 23
20 posts in the last 24 hours
This is nothing. If you live/work near any major hotel in LA you can undoubtedly see much more voyeuristic thrills from the guests who leave their windows open. Century Park Hyatt was CAR-AAZY this last weekend.
Don't open the door. It's a trap! "Devon" is a 24 years old male from Perverted Justice. & if you try to get with the imagined Devon of an age of minority, PJ is going to have you on Dateline.
So many issues: 1. It's amazing how the music video and its participants live on long after the movie and its "star" Andrew Silverstein are nothing but cinders on the ashheap of history. Andrew "Dice" Silverstein's career ended after Sam Kinnison's death--he had no one to steal from anymore!
2. PornHub describes the porn here as "Brunette teases her neighbor." Huh? Ain't that a blonde?
3. Apparently that naughty little blonde has no problems with visitors from the Thorazine Clinic wandering into her house. Isn't that the guy who plays the Angel of Death in every movie ever made?
I voted for the video, because although I'd forgotten about the video, I hadn't forgotten the video, and I haven't seen any porn ever that's sexier than the video.
Yeah, I totally got my rocks off to this video all the time when I was younger. The part with the spluit on the bed was where I often tried to time my shots.
@dirtybacon: Absolutely! And for me, having developed a tremendous fetish for legs, feet and *yum* stockings, seeing her kick her heels off and strut around in her stockinged feet gave me such an erotic rush. Her petite frame, small boobs and lusty looks just made it all the more intense. :)
That video gave me a lot of masturbatory pleasure as a young woman! I had a huge crush on Devon, and imagined complex (but plausible!) scenarios where she visited me to use my tape player. :) Watching now, I still get all excited!
Tha Scenario: Pantie-less personage at Pigskin Party
Step 1: Make sure you get a good I.D. of the person. While you might be distracted by the view down below, it's very important to actually look at the person's face to see who they are before diving in. [This is to make sure you don't end up with a family member, unless that's what you're going for (shudder)].
Step 2: Once the exposed female is I.D.'ed, silently decide if it's safe to pursue. If the lady is your best friend's girlfriend, you might want to hand of the ball for a safety. [However, you get triple the man points if you do decide to go for the steal]. Either way, the fact that the lady "forget" her knickers should be a sign she wants to party. [Or it may be an early symptom of Alzheimer's. You make the call.]
Step 3: If you decide to pursue, you need to map out your plan of attack, John Madden style. If Madden is at your party, feel free to get him to assist you with this. From what I've heard, the Madd-dog is always down to help a player score out in the field. [He may even draw up a game plan for you].
Step 4: As you are the host of this shindig, don't forget to attend to you own duties. It may be difficult to pull your eyes away from the exposed vag, but it's important to make sure everyone's glass is full, especially that of the target. [Bonus: if you have purple drank readily available and mixed, offer this as well. But ask if she would like some first].
Step 5: HALF-TIME - Use this over-hyped break in the game to make your move. If you're struggling with the pickup, you might start doubting yourself. In this case, throw a lateral back to John and let him take the pressure out of the situation. Get some Gatorade, towel off, and reassess the situation. If you have to pull-out and try again later, so be it.
Step 6: Tie game, 4th down, at the 10 yard line, with 10 secs on the clock -
While everybody else is fixated on the screen, this is your chance to sneak away with the lady without anyone noticing. Get to the bedroom, lock the door, and go at it. Hopefully, your spiriting away went unnoticed. But even if it didn't, it won't matter, because after all this build up you probably won't last more than ten seconds in there, and will probably be back in time for the end of the game.
Step 7: Celebrate. You did good. Just make sure you clean up the mess afterward. [From the party.]
Is it just me, or has fleshbot become a bit lazy as of late? It used to post on content that was interesting or different. Lately it seems like mostly a collection of average photos of girls, lame xtube videos, unoriginal clips, or features on porn titles out that really aren't that special. It's lacking substance.
@AdleyVeto: That's the problem. My own strenuous championing of Noble Things has rocketed them into mainstream acceptance, leaving eagle-eyed people like you to realize that porn isn't actually intyeresting after three minutes. I suppose we could write about transgender couples raising adopted (but hot) barely legal MILF kids, but who but you and I would read those things? At least we'll always have Grimace.
I thought Howard Jones definitively answered this quandary in his song "Life in One Day":
"Pantieless SuperBowl guests are gathering round my door
Ask them in and invite some more"
But, then again, we're talking about pantieless sister-in-laws. These are whole different creatures altogether.
Since Emily Post never broached this subject, here's my take: If the Superbowl party is being hosted by a mutual acquaintance outside the family, do not panic; just keep a safe distance from sister-in-law. If said party is being hosted by a family member, or, worst of all, you, then be afraid, be very afraid. The best thing to do in this situation is to light your hair on fire so you can be sure that you'll be taken away by the authorities. This might land you on an episode of COPS, but it's better than the alternative. To avoid further conflicts, I suggest that you volunteer at the Superbowl party at the Leper Colony.
You ask her to go clean herself up, a bit -- as much metaphysically as anything -- in the upstairs bathroom (off the master bedroom). Further, you advise she can borrow a pair of your wife's/girlfriend's/paramour's underpants to wear, once out of the bath... But as half-time hits, & the rest of the party is rapt to the horribly overrated (yes, I said it) Bruce Springsteen, you venture upstairs to find your impertinent guest nude, her hair wrapped in her towel, picking over your partner's lingerie -- to no avail. You never wanted your guest clothed & modest anyway, though, so you proceed to throw her to the bed & ravish her. & as Bruce squeals "Born to Run",... well, you're engaged in a near-rhyme of that third term.
10/21/09
09/29/09
08/28/09
07/27/09
"And hey, who let that pussy up on the bed? No, I mean the other one, with four legs! I'm in middle of a blow job here, damn it!" :)
03/18/09
02/22/09
02/19/09
1. It's amazing how the music video and its participants live on long after the movie and its "star" Andrew Silverstein are nothing but cinders on the ashheap of history. Andrew "Dice" Silverstein's career ended after Sam Kinnison's death--he had no one to steal from anymore!
2. PornHub describes the porn here as "Brunette teases her neighbor." Huh? Ain't that a blonde?
3. Apparently that naughty little blonde has no problems with visitors from the Thorazine Clinic wandering into her house. Isn't that the guy who plays the Angel of Death in every movie ever made?
02/18/09
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Or something.
02/18/09
02/18/09
those were such good times.
02/18/09
02/18/09
02/18/09
02/18/09
02/18/09
02/18/09
02/18/09
02/04/09
Step 1: Make sure you get a good I.D. of the person. While you might be distracted by the view down below, it's very important to actually look at the person's face to see who they are before diving in. [This is to make sure you don't end up with a family member, unless that's what you're going for (shudder)].
Step 2: Once the exposed female is I.D.'ed, silently decide if it's safe to pursue. If the lady is your best friend's girlfriend, you might want to hand of the ball for a safety. [However, you get triple the man points if you do decide to go for the steal]. Either way, the fact that the lady "forget" her knickers should be a sign she wants to party. [Or it may be an early symptom of Alzheimer's. You make the call.]
Step 3: If you decide to pursue, you need to map out your plan of attack, John Madden style. If Madden is at your party, feel free to get him to assist you with this. From what I've heard, the Madd-dog is always down to help a player score out in the field. [He may even draw up a game plan for you].
Step 4: As you are the host of this shindig, don't forget to attend to you own duties. It may be difficult to pull your eyes away from the exposed vag, but it's important to make sure everyone's glass is full, especially that of the target. [Bonus: if you have purple drank readily available and mixed, offer this as well. But ask if she would like some first].
Step 5: HALF-TIME - Use this over-hyped break in the game to make your move. If you're struggling with the pickup, you might start doubting yourself. In this case, throw a lateral back to John and let him take the pressure out of the situation. Get some Gatorade, towel off, and reassess the situation. If you have to pull-out and try again later, so be it.
Step 6: Tie game, 4th down, at the 10 yard line, with 10 secs on the clock -
While everybody else is fixated on the screen, this is your chance to sneak away with the lady without anyone noticing. Get to the bedroom, lock the door, and go at it. Hopefully, your spiriting away went unnoticed. But even if it didn't, it won't matter, because after all this build up you probably won't last more than ten seconds in there, and will probably be back in time for the end of the game.
Step 7: Celebrate. You did good. Just make sure you clean up the mess afterward. [From the party.]
02/06/09
02/06/09
Do you think you could send me a special WWFRD Championship ring to celebrate my victory? It would be just like the Superbowl, but awesomer.
02/02/09
02/05/09
02/06/09
02/02/09
"Pantieless SuperBowl guests are gathering round my door
Ask them in and invite some more"
But, then again, we're talking about pantieless sister-in-laws. These are whole different creatures altogether.
Since Emily Post never broached this subject, here's my take: If the Superbowl party is being hosted by a mutual acquaintance outside the family, do not panic; just keep a safe distance from sister-in-law. If said party is being hosted by a family member, or, worst of all, you, then be afraid, be very afraid. The best thing to do in this situation is to light your hair on fire so you can be sure that you'll be taken away by the authorities. This might land you on an episode of COPS, but it's better than the alternative. To avoid further conflicts, I suggest that you volunteer at the Superbowl party at the Leper Colony.
SISTER-IN-LAW COOCHIE: NOT WORTH IT
02/01/09
02/01/09
[www.intotemptation.net]
01/28/09