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New York, 2:40 AM
Tue Dec 8
23 posts in the last 24 hours
@squeezyface: To clarify, I (obviously) don't know either of them, and maybe he's the shiznit when he's not in character, but I've never read an interview with him that was impressive and I've never read an interview with her that wasn't. As a far outsider, it seems she could do better... (but what do I know?)
Hopefully, boyfriend Marilyn did not do the soundtrack. Though the already cartoonish Manson doing his best Weird Al to the Mechanical Animals hit "Dope Show", for a porn, would be delicious. We're all stars now... in the shooting ropes show.
Ode to Lisa Ann (A Sonnet - my first attempt at one, be gentle)
Oh Lisa Ann, thy subjects will be true
Toward thy bosom, hanging like ripe fruit.
Its ample offers craft a heady brew,
That clouds the minds of even the astute.
By teaming with the fair Julia Ann,
Thou plays in waters leading thou to shiver.
To watch thy exploits will lead ev'ry man,
To tremble, with their manhoods all a-quiver.
When I was young and green in days of yore,
I quested vainly to attract a sylph.
Alas, I now know that which I adore;
The beauteous curves found only on a MILF.
My want for thou is not for Sarah Palin,
But to go rogue in a fit of heedless nailin'.
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ahem...
Oh Lord, if you take me
make me a c-a-p
Specifically the one
between Lisa Ann's Teeth
if i should die this night
in a peaceful manner
Let me come back
as Lisa Ann's Planner
So she could lay joy
across thine dates
so I can silently motorboat
Oh what a fate
Hell I'll be her mirror
so when she gazes
I'd steam all up
and she can draw happy faces...
I'd be her toilet seat...
and ignore the smell
A combination baday,
with squirts for her tail
I'd be her bed spread
and absorb all her juice
A fit-it bed spread
that would never come loose.
But Lord if you take me
at least before I die,
let me win that copy of wet,
if I do I'd probably cry.
And Lisa Ann if came and stole it, You know I'd Catch ya
And give you some Good Dethzilla Lovin?
*wink wink* YOU BETCHA!
12/06/09
/broken record
12/06/09
boy ... girl ... go!
12/06/09
Oh Lisa Ann, thy subjects will be true
Toward thy bosom, hanging like ripe fruit.
Its ample offers craft a heady brew,
That clouds the minds of even the astute.
By teaming with the fair Julia Ann,
Thou plays in waters leading thou to shiver.
To watch thy exploits will lead ev'ry man,
To tremble, with their manhoods all a-quiver.
When I was young and green in days of yore,
I quested vainly to attract a sylph.
Alas, I now know that which I adore;
The beauteous curves found only on a MILF.
My want for thou is not for Sarah Palin,
But to go rogue in a fit of heedless nailin'.
(Iambic pentameter is a real pain to write in!)
12/06/09
12/06/09
Looks good. Congratulations, you're a Sonneteer! So now, to catch up with Shakespeare, you only need to write 153 more :-)
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12/04/09
Lisa Ann has these virtues,
With plenty to spare.
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Her "in your face" charm
Is a direct result of
Rampant bralessness.
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One form of measure
Defines her beauty nicely:
Thirty-eight-D-D.
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The dictionary
Defines "full throttle sexy"
As: See Lisa Ann.
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