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New York, 1:14 PM
Mon Dec 7
7 posts in the last 24 hours
How quickly more turn. Twelve years ago, it was Size 14 -- I think; might have been Nerf Herder -- singing "Claire Danes Poster". Now, the pop-punk of the moment* is producing odes to pornstresses. Love it.
*May not be pop-punk, nor have I listened to the song, but it's a good guess.
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ahem...
Oh Lord, if you take me
make me a c-a-p
Specifically the one
between Lisa Ann's Teeth
if i should die this night
in a peaceful manner
Let me come back
as Lisa Ann's Planner
So she could lay joy
across thine dates
so I can silently motorboat
Oh what a fate
Hell I'll be her mirror
so when she gazes
I'd steam all up
and she can draw happy faces...
I'd be her toilet seat...
and ignore the smell
A combination baday,
with squirts for her tail
I'd be her bed spread
and absorb all her juice
A fit-it bed spread
that would never come loose.
But Lord if you take me
at least before I die,
let me win that copy of wet,
if I do I'd probably cry.
And Lisa Ann if came and stole it, You know I'd Catch ya
And give you some Good Dethzilla Lovin?
*wink wink* YOU BETCHA!
12/06/09
For being too sexy.
By Eric Estrada.
For real.
Just kidding
12/06/09
+ extra points for that almost perfect symmetricalness.
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*May not be pop-punk, nor have I listened to the song, but it's a good guess.
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