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New York, 9:29 AM
Sun Dec 6
7 posts in the last 24 hours
The Japanese way might actually make more sense. I remember reading a study showing that men produce more sperm when they are jealous, so capturing the height of that emotion might Mr. Cuckold's sperm a better chance to fight the others off and make it to the egg first. (I'm not a biologist though, so I could be completely wrong.)
Ode to Lisa Ann (A Sonnet - my first attempt at one, be gentle)
Oh Lisa Ann, thy subjects will be true
Toward thy bosom, hanging like ripe fruit.
Its ample offers craft a heady brew,
That clouds the minds of even the astute.
By teaming with the fair Julia Ann,
Thou plays in waters leading thou to shiver.
To watch thy exploits will lead ev'ry man,
To tremble, with their manhoods all a-quiver.
When I was young and green in days of yore,
I quested vainly to attract a sylph.
Alas, I now know that which I adore;
The beauteous curves found only on a MILF.
My want for thou is not for Sarah Palin,
But to go rogue in a fit of heedless nailin'.
While I appreciate the college poon and peen as much as anyone, I get the sense that these kids are just trying to slum it by acting like porn stars while still keeping their pretentious mannerisms (Pulp's "Common People" comes to mind). Flaunting the penis and AP scores? We already know, without seeing the photos, what makes him a bigger dick.
Ivy League porn indeed! Maybe in a state school mag they'd actually know something about lighting.
Having heard her speak, she has that luscious Queen's English accent and that rich velvety alto like all the female BBC newscasters, which already makes her incredibly sexy to begin with. So fair game indeed!
What would be lovely though would be to find photos of some of those drop-dead gorgeous BBC anchors of Indian descent like Nisha Pillai...
Given that the whole point of sex is procreative, particularly when it comes to amateur couples who may well be filming their baby-making exploits, exactly what's so irresponsible about it?
@offred: That's an excellent point; I hadn't considered the angle of baby-making exploits. It's silly to call it irresponsible.
But is it a given that the whole point of sex is procreation? Eating isn't always about sustenance. Nor is porn always about sex. I approached this with the view that porn is about desire, and thinking more about the "creampie surprise" trend (which DCypher already called socially irresponsible) I called it irresponsible. My bad!
@Ottimo Massimo: Bad phrasing on my part. I meant to say that the reason we have a sex drive is for procreation. Of course, what differentiates us as humans is our control of that impulse and lack of an estrus cycle; just like with food, we can elevate sex into something beyond fulfillment of our base needs. Point taken.
Anyway, no bad on your part - I just found "irresponsible" to be a curious and amusing turn of phrase. I will agree with DCypher that coming inside someone without their permission is very bad protocol indeed.
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Oh Lisa Ann, thy subjects will be true
Toward thy bosom, hanging like ripe fruit.
Its ample offers craft a heady brew,
That clouds the minds of even the astute.
By teaming with the fair Julia Ann,
Thou plays in waters leading thou to shiver.
To watch thy exploits will lead ev'ry man,
To tremble, with their manhoods all a-quiver.
When I was young and green in days of yore,
I quested vainly to attract a sylph.
Alas, I now know that which I adore;
The beauteous curves found only on a MILF.
My want for thou is not for Sarah Palin,
But to go rogue in a fit of heedless nailin'.
(Iambic pentameter is a real pain to write in!)
07:46 AM
Ivy League porn indeed! Maybe in a state school mag they'd actually know something about lighting.
07:27 AM
What would be lovely though would be to find photos of some of those drop-dead gorgeous BBC anchors of Indian descent like Nisha Pillai...
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But is it a given that the whole point of sex is procreation? Eating isn't always about sustenance. Nor is porn always about sex. I approached this with the view that porn is about desire, and thinking more about the "creampie surprise" trend (which DCypher already called socially irresponsible) I called it irresponsible. My bad!
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Anyway, no bad on your part - I just found "irresponsible" to be a curious and amusing turn of phrase. I will agree with DCypher that coming inside someone without their permission is very bad protocol indeed.
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Lisa Ann has these virtues,
With plenty to spare.
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Her "in your face" charm
Is a direct result of
Rampant bralessness.
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One form of measure
Defines her beauty nicely:
Thirty-eight-D-D.
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The dictionary
Defines "full throttle sexy"
As: See Lisa Ann.