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Beaker
05:38 PM

In reply to Get Your Mack(Beth) On With This Contest
16th Century Renaissance. 17th Century Baroque. How could they write in such a manner? It gave me a headache. I fell back upon what I enjoy. So, without further adieu, I give you short and pithy haiku :-)

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Bounteous bosom!
Forgive my joyous outburst.
Thy peaks enrapture.
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Divine anatomy.
Beauty spills forth from thy pores.
Drench me with thy flood!
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Baroque pulchritude.
Abundant and plump, thou art.
Care to bounce with me?
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Thou be courtesan?
I pray thee, answer softly.
My wife is nearby.
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boss_lady
05:11 PM

In reply to Celebrity Skin: The Top Ten (Naked!) Celebrity Moments Of 2009
McSteamy's wang: also disappointing.
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Conrad
03:59 PM

In reply to Swaptastic Shenanigans & Penny Flame In "Wife Switch 8"
To think I thought Penny Flame was famous because of Porn, not VH1.
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DCypher
05:05 PM

@Conrad: Interesting, like a 'simulacra kiss' - wait a minute - I think I just came up with my next porn feature title!
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WalterPater
02:04 PM

In reply to More Shots From Lisa Ann's Gay Debut
Perhaps a petition drive for Jetset to include a Paylin sex scene is in order? I'd be happy to organize such a campaign myself.
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WalterPater
01:49 PM

In reply to Sasha Grey Goes Both Ways
One of my favorite Sasha performances is actually in one of Joey Silvera's Strap Attack movies, where she tops Christian XXX with an enormous black cock. I'd definitely like to see shoot more scenes as a dom.
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Conrad
01:43 PM

In reply to Eon McKai Wants You...To Be Naked On Camera
If it helps, I too would like to see you naked.
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DontFearTheReaper
01:34 PM

In reply to Georgina Spelvin On Georgina Spelvin: Massive Attack's "Paradise Circus"
That.Was. AWESOME.
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Lux Alptraum
01:57 PM

@DontFearTheReaper: Yes, yes it was. My respect for Massive Attack is soaring now.
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DontFearTheReaper
01:28 PM

In reply to Patricia Paay: World's Oldest Playboy Playmate And Total Fox
photochop and good angles help a whooooole lot. She has a good body to begin with.
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Lux Alptraum
01:59 PM

@DontFearTheReaper: I realized after looking at the photos for a while that she's not really looking straight on at the camera ever--she's tilting her head back in almost every shot.

It actually reminds me of this scene from "Soap" where Katherine Helmond is talking about leaning back so that your facial skin falls back and makes you look younger. You know, in case anyone else remembers that.
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DontFearTheReaper
02:52 PM

@Lux Alptraum: ohhhh Shite!!! I remember Soap! !!!! damn, I'm old. :( I wonder why daytime soaps didn't use Soap as a template for sending them up and honoring soap operas at the same time. They could've used a few fresh ideas.
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MalzyWheels
01:20 PM

In reply to Get Your Mack(Beth) On With This Contest
Sorry. But after thinking of the opening question, I had to post it.

If I werst to compare thee to a frolicking summer's day,
wouldst thou look upon thyself as a lowly Summer's Eve?
Thou art so lovely, and so fine,
with golden locks of pearls draping around thine fair, beautiful face.
Thou bosom arst so ample, so healthy, so grand,
Like a majestic mountain range ye admires off in the vast horizon.
With a stout, strong frame, with padding whereat one wouldst expect,
I wouldst grasp unto to thee by the behind and mount thy person like a rabid dog.
But I get carried away with thyself.
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ChokeHerGently
12:53 PM

In reply to Sasha Grey Goes Both Ways
Yes mommy? Well I suppose if Sasha Grey were tonsiling my asterisk I'd say anything too.
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Conrad
12:31 PM

In reply to Toy Story: Fleshbot's Top Ten Sex Toys Of 2009
I don't think it's the Form 2's fault that all our vibrators turned into Zombies. I don't know what caused it, but it seems to have stopped now.

The Form 2 is an amazing little toy.
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ChokeHerGently
12:06 PM

In reply to What Would Faye Reagan Do (With Sindee Jennings' Face)?
I'm glad they lost the dopey music towards the end, but Dane needed to be way rougher with Faye.
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FrancesTheMute
02:03 AM

In reply to Everything Goes Better With Chocolate
her breasts are oddly triangular...
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squeezyface
12:25 AM

In reply to Fingers: They're Like Sex Toys From God
She needs to pump up the volume. The sound is often the hottest part.

Find the volume button, then play with your love button.
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squeezyface
12:05 AM

In reply to Patricia Paay: World's Oldest Playboy Playmate And Total Fox
Hair dye does wonders.
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