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New York, 5:45 AM
Fri Dec 25
14 posts in the last 24 hours
While I give mad props to Beaker for his haikus, we need to step it up and provide a bit of competition. In that spirit, I present my recipe for well-seasoned sex, all ingredients drawn from porn titles:
1 Spicy Latina
2 cups Salsa and Spice
1/2 pound Chicken Heads
1/2 pound Sweet and Sour Porked
1/4 pound Dark Meat
2 Cinnamon Bunz
1 oz Dirt Pipe Milkshake
1 oz Cum Fart Cocktail
2 oz Beefeaters
minced Hawaiian Ginger
dusting of Asian Flower
Combine and stir with a Chocolate Stick. Pour into Big White Jelly Butts mould. Makes a Bakers Dozen.
And here I thought the Marilyn Monroe Redux was her "topless swan song" according to her publicist. I'm not exactly complaining, but I still prefer the healthy redhead from Mean Girls.
03:53 AM
i do think its funny to say "Planet XXX"
but the Ho thing, since Ludacris, WAY over done
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1 Spicy Latina
2 cups Salsa and Spice
1/2 pound Chicken Heads
1/2 pound Sweet and Sour Porked
1/4 pound Dark Meat
2 Cinnamon Bunz
1 oz Dirt Pipe Milkshake
1 oz Cum Fart Cocktail
2 oz Beefeaters
minced Hawaiian Ginger
dusting of Asian Flower
Combine and stir with a Chocolate Stick. Pour into Big White Jelly Butts mould. Makes a Bakers Dozen.
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Look at that beautiful ass she has. And his friends too.
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