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New York, 9:23 PM
Mon Dec 7
23 posts in the last 24 hours
WTF? How the hell did Diesel manage to get a hold of my ex?!? :-| It looks like it'll take some pretty serious offensive manoeuvering to bypass his defenses and win her back.
Hopefully I'll be able to find some way to get past his MANginot Line and disarm him before it's too late. #shanediesel
When Shane Diesel finally loses his mind and goes on a killing spree, he's going to do it by swinging his mighty meat hammer and knocking the fuck out of small, unsuspecting white women. Mark my words.
What a coincidence! I just watched this over the weekend, too (more evidence that you and I are totally in sync, Fleshbot).
I liked it. I wish it had more plot and that they had incorporated some of the show's female guest stars (Molly Clock, etc.) into the sex scenes instead of just making them anonymous chicks. The music could've been better. Jack Lawrence as Doctor Cox was severely underutilized (seriously? Not a single funny porny rant to D.J.?). I'm not sure the Janitor deserved a sex scene. But overall, it was fun.
My fave scene was Shane and Thea- they seemed to actually remember that they were playing characters (while not sacrificing on the sex).
@cand86: Maybe New Sensations will take note of these suggestions and incorporate them into a sequel--or maybe in some webisodes, like they made for "The Office."
Jeez. I like being white and all, (and I'm definitely not dissatisfied with the proportions of my own "equipment"), but if I could somehow magically turn black and acquire a massive shadow stick like the ones in these pics, I'd be a pretty happy dude.
[And yes, I am aware that it may be possible that not all African-Americans possess such elephantine appendages. But according to what I've seen on Fleshbot, it's practically a scientific certainty].
I'm disappointed a bit the person they got to play Carla, her boobs are actually smaller than the actual Carla but as long as Ashlynn says frick and bajingo during the sex scenes, I guess I can't complain
also, I hope to God that How I Met You Mother is the next porn parody after this, it would legen...wait for it...dary
Scrubs is such pure win. Hopefully they'll reunite Tuner and Hooch in this movie (Hooch is crazy!). Alexis Texas could pull off Kim, Elizabeth Banks's character... well, sort of. Sadly no casting for Ted either - he deserves his day in the sun, particularly after finding Gooch (maybe Joanna Angel?)...
@offred: Hooch IS crazy! (Sorry, couldn't resist). But yeah, Ted, I forgot all about Ted. You know, I think with a little flop sweat and a bald cap, Mike Horner could totally rock Ted's character.
@bdve: So true. It wouldn't sell nearly as much if it were really bi, but there SHOULD be some snarky comments and innuendo, in honor of all the gay humor.
And you know what I just realized? THERE'S NO TODD!!! How can that be?
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Hopefully I'll be able to find some way to get past his MANginot Line and disarm him before it's too late. #shanediesel
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It's the biggest thing since radio, and [we're] lettin' you in on the ground floor!
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I think that's as close to what she will be. on the xxx they do they are exes.
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I liked it. I wish it had more plot and that they had incorporated some of the show's female guest stars (Molly Clock, etc.) into the sex scenes instead of just making them anonymous chicks. The music could've been better. Jack Lawrence as Doctor Cox was severely underutilized (seriously? Not a single funny porny rant to D.J.?). I'm not sure the Janitor deserved a sex scene. But overall, it was fun.
My fave scene was Shane and Thea- they seemed to actually remember that they were playing characters (while not sacrificing on the sex).
But yeah. It was still a decent flick.
06/15/09
06/15/09
I just bought a copy of this for our friend, Brian, he is an avid Scrubs fan. And most likely an avid masturbator.
06/15/09
04/21/09
[And yes, I am aware that it may be possible that not all African-Americans possess such elephantine appendages. But according to what I've seen on Fleshbot, it's practically a scientific certainty].
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03/22/09
There's a missed opportunity.
03/10/09
also, I hope to God that How I Met You Mother is the next porn parody after this, it would legen...wait for it...dary
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And you know what I just realized? THERE'S NO TODD!!! How can that be?
03/08/09
Where is Kelso?!
03/08/09