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"Seinfeld XXX": Festivus Comes Early And Often With Kristina Rose
"Seinfeld - A XXX Parody" Trailer Hits The Internet
Seinfeld Porn Teaser Hits The Internets
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Image of Spyder01 Spyder01 07/10/09

In reply to "Seinfeld XXX": Festivus Comes Early And Often With Kristina Rose
This is one spoof I wish wasn't done. I love Seinfeld and seeing my most beloved television characters screwing each other breaks my heart :( Reply

Image of Crystal_Mountain Crystal_Mountain 07/10/09

@Spyder01: If it's any consolation, there's no chance they're going to make an Arrested Development porn parody. |knocks on wood| Reply
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Image of Conrad Conrad 07/10/09

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I'm just not a fan of 5 minutes of plot and 20+ minutes of fucking.

These extra long sex scenes are becoming detramental to my sex life. They've taught me to hold out on cuming. Which is great in theory, but once your wifes pussy starts chaffing, all the plusses go right out the door.
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Image of despisethesun despisethesun 07/10/09

@Conrad: That's when it's time to switch to the butt. It's good that you are learning from porn, but it still has some lessons to teach you. Reply

Image of Conrad Conrad 07/10/09

@despisethesun: I'm well aware of switching to the butt. However, we are only 4 years into the 10 year plan of fast anal action. For now it's a day all its own. Reply

Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum 07/10/09

@Conrad: If I hadn't starred you already, I would have starred you for that. I totally LOLed. Reply

Image of Conrad Conrad 07/10/09

@Lux Alptraum: Thank you for Starring me. I glad I could give you a chuckle. Reply

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Image of cand86 cand86 06/19/09

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Well, it looks from the trailer like everybody went into it with a good love of the show and a big sense of humor, and they all seem to be having fun.


I just wish movies would stop trying to include sex via flashbacks with anonymous people, or watching anonymous people at an orgy that happens to be going on, or having the characters film a porn movie. The whole point of a parody is watching your beloved characters get it on, right? I think porn parody script writers could do with taking cues from fanfiction writers, who rarely insert "original male/female characters" and are rightly condemned for writing Mary Sue's/Stu's.


And Seinfeld has more than its fair share of characters to pull from! Reply


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Image of Guitar_Wolf Guitar_Wolf 06/19/09

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I wasn't hot on this idea, but I have to say, it makes sense. There was a lot of sex in Seinfeld, so I guess this could work. Shame that most of the people doing the characters are terrible actors, and James Deen is doing one of the worse Seinfeld impersonations ever. However, the girl playing Elaine is a little cutie, and sounds like she's nailed it. Reply

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Image of The HZA. The HZA. 06/19/09

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I never liked Seinfeld, but I think I will like the porn more. Reply

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Image of Al aka El Negro Magnifico Al aka El Negro Magnifico 06/19/09

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London Keys is in this? Awesome. Reply

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Image of WoreItWell WoreItWell 06/18/09

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Wow, who is that woman with the bazoombas. They look wonderful. Also, I think I have to get into Ashlynn Brooke. She is such a cutie. Reply

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Image of The HZA. The HZA. 05/30/09

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The Porn Nazi, that is kinda amazing. Reply

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Image of RazerX RazerX 05/28/09

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Will there be "good naked" and "bad naked"? Reply

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Image of FalconryoftheEroticVariety FalconryoftheEroticV... 05/28/09

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No, David. No, please. Not the knuckle... Reply

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Image of Crystal_Mountain Crystal_Mountain 05/28/09

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Huh, huh, 'nail' the 'vibe'. Reply

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Image of ShamimDawk ShamimDawk 04/23/09

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It's a porn about nothing! Reply

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Image of The HZA. The HZA. 04/22/09

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I am confident this won't suck.


Well it will suck in the right ways. Reply


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Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man 04/21/09

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Who told you to put the balm on? Reply

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Image of genldoz genldoz 04/21/09

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Where's Buck Naked?!? Reply

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Image of bdve bdve 04/21/09

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Is the "Elaine" Spanish? Attention to detail or accident? Reply

Image of Prof_Derzshowitz Prof_Derzshowitz 04/21/09

@bdve: I'd say accident/error, cause although in one episode Elaine was thought to be Spanish, she said she was just plain old white at the end. (Though Julia L-D is of Jewish heritage).


And apparently Benes is a Czech name, acc. to Wiki-P. Reply


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Image of SonOfDad SonOfDad 04/21/09

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Evan Stone as the Porn Nazi? Holy shit, that is tits. Reply

Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum 04/21/09

@SonOfDad: How many times do you think he'll say, "No porn for you!" Reply

Image of Prof_Derzshowitz Prof_Derzshowitz 04/21/09

@Lux Alptraum: I wonder what it'll be that will set him off. Perhaps a request for Max Hardcore vids? Reply

Image of cand86 cand86 04/21/09

@SonOfDad: I'm gonna watch this solely to hear him say that line. Reply

Image of Tricked Tricked 04/22/09

@SonOfDad: I saw the pic of Evan and literally laughed out loud. Reply

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Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum 04/21/09

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I, personally, am wondering if Regina is supposed to be a play on the Dolores/clitoris gag--when I first watched that episode, I totally thought her name was going to end up being Regina. Reply

Image of Prof_Derzshowitz Prof_Derzshowitz 04/21/09

@Lux Alptraum: Oh god, I finally get the name/female anatomy joke. Even after seeing that episode a half-dozen times, I never made the connection, because I've always pronounced the word as "CLIT-oris" [with the emphasis on the "clit" and a short "or"], instead of as "cli-TOR-is".


Don't I feel like an idiot. Reply


Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum 04/21/09

@Prof_Derzshowitz: I say CLIT-or-is, too, so I'd always wished they'd named her Regina (as long as it was pronounced Reh-JAI-na.). Reply

Image of Prof_Derzshowitz Prof_Derzshowitz 04/21/09

@Lux Alptraum: I agree. Regina would have been a lot better [although more obvious]. Maybe they intentionally didn't use it, cause it would automatically be one of the first possibilities that would come to mind, and the gag had to stretched to the end of the episode.


(BTW, I still find it funny that Regina is the name of one of Canada's provincial capitals.) Reply


Image of MalzyWheels MalzyWheels 04/21/09

@Prof_Derzshowitz: Delores was probably used because it got by the network censors. Just that simple. Reply

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Image of MalzyWheels MalzyWheels 04/21/09

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So, this is going to be a porn about no porn?...Something like that. Reply

Image of Prof_Derzshowitz Prof_Derzshowitz 04/21/09

@MalzyWheels: Hmm. I wonder how they can make an entertaining porno that revolves around the mundane and the routine. Reply

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Image of evan7257 evan7257 04/21/09

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No Puddy?

Plus, wouldn't the man hands episode make a shemale scene utterly perfect?
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