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"Rico The Destroyer" Perpetuates Compelling Racial Stereotypes 13 Inches At A Time
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05/31/09
More recently, anthropological studies sponsored in part by the Large Penis Support Group ([www.lpsg.org]) have discovered that certain pre-industrial autochthonous communities in both South America and Africa have long-established mythological traditions which attribute various astrological phenomena to the penile erections of their deities. Likewise, the !Kung people of the Kalahari desert believe that solar eclipses are the result of the arousal of their omnipotent sky-god known !Xu, and celebrate this sacred event by exclaiming "!Xuǀneǁaǯɔːɡǃeĩǃkuŋǀkʌmaːǀgu", which literally means "!Xu's big black tree-snake kill sun, give night!". (See [web.archive.org] if you wish to conduct your own translation). However, as solar eclipses only occur between 2-5 times each year, the !Kung believe that the infrequency of !Xu's arousal results from his goddess-wife's refusal to engage in intercourse, and as a result, !Kung women spurn all sexual advances by their husbands that do not coincide with an eclipse. Unfortunately, this resulting low rate of copulation is a prime factor in the endangerment of the tribe, as it contributes to its low birth-rate and gradual depopulation. (The !Kung have apparently not considered the possibility that !Xu may simply be suffering from erectile dysfunction, and could possibly benefit from the use of a male enhancement product. However, as high-speed D.S.L. connections are somewhat rare in the Kalahari Desert, very few members of the tribe currently possess Hotmail accounts, and thus do not enjoy the privilege of learning about these fine products through the informational messages that are delivered, almost daily and free of charge, to all Microsoft email account holders).
On a more modern note, according to Wikipedia, it was a large black penis that was the root cause of the 1999 Southern Brazil blackout, which left 90 million people in the dark for hours: see [en.wikipedia.org]! However, though this was initially rumoured during the first few weeks of investigations, it was later confirmed that the offending penis did not, in fact, belong to a black T-girl from Rio, who allegedly became erect while climbing the O Cristo Redentor Christ statue on Corcovado Mountain).
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Anyways, I just hoped this has cleared things up, if anyone happened to be confused about the terminology I employed in my initial comment.
06/01/09
Professorial indeed!
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05/31/09
The thing is that a lot of people just don't seem to realize how massive a foot-long cock really is. But I guess in the business once everyone starts claiming inflated measurements, it becomes a matter of continually one-upping the next guy.
Lex Steele claims to be 11", but I haven't looked closely at any of his movies recently to question the validity of that measurement. (On other adult forums there are claims he's more likely somewhere between 9"-10"). Jack Napier is also massively endowed, probably hitting the 10" mark, and it is in fact Lex himself who has described Mandingo as having the largest cock in the entire business, and Napier being second.
The most regularly repeated Mandingo measurement has been that he is 12," and if you take a look at his movies, it is quite possible that he is indeed a full foot long. One thing that helps is that he pretty much always seems to be fully engorged. Even taking any possible visual distortion caused by his shortness into account (and it's actually quite funny how many porn performers are short or average height), 12 inches still could be a reasonable estimation. From what I've seen so far, I would still say that Mandingo does have the biggest cock in porn, though he isn't 13."
06/01/09
Okay, I know how long a foot is but I wanted see it better than a tape measure would show. I measured my closed fist to my elbow and that works out to be 13 inches.
That would be one incredibly huge "shadow stick" even if it was only half the circumference of my wrist. The Destroyer would be an apt name for it.
I had read about how big John Holmes was and he never looked anything near the size attributed to his cock in any movies I saw him in. I enjoyed watching the flicks he was in back then and I have heard of some porn star being 12" in size.
I guess I never really pictured it in my mind just how massive a stick that would be until I measeured my fist to elbow. I have no desire to see one in action either because that sucker has gotta hurt.
I wonder if he could get blowjob from an elephant because I haven't seen any deep throat artist swallowing that much wood.
Did anybody get the circumference of that "shadow stick"?
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05/31/09
Inches, centimeters, it's all so confusing.
06/01/09
........ LMBO .........!!!!
Well Said