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New York, 2:17 PM
Wed Dec 23
23 posts in the last 24 hours
Thing is, this review seems to be lacking... a review. You gave us facts about what it does and tied them to people who used it, but didn't really give us any true indication of how they felt about the experience. I didn't really see much here beyond what I'd expect the manufacturer to say about it. I wanted to read opinions on sensation, accuracy, enjoyment, etc., not bullet-points turned into paragraphs.
Genuinely no offense meant, but I really, really wanted to actually read about if the product was any good, and I didn't get that. Hoping that wasn't a stipulation of receiving the review model.
Hell, I could not even get their website to work and they want $200 for this. Plus $60 per hour. Hey, it takes awhile for a man my age to get going. That is if I am able. Problably better to buy Fleshlight and get a home visit from one of the Bunny Ranch girls. She can work it and I'll eat her for breakfast, lunch and supper.
I'll probably have to sell one of my mutual funds with Fidelity to pay for it. Maybe I should wait until I am goig to kick the bucket.
$200 plus $1/minute for the videos? The videos are streaming only: if you want to watch them again, you have to pay again.
(Oh yeah, and it doesn't work WITHOUT their videos.)
That is not cheap.
@MajorRichard: Yeah, quite honestly that's the breaking point for me. Usable only with their videos, which you have to keep paying for forever? No thanks.
@Epiphora: I talked with one of the programmers (too long for this article), but they said logging the strokes and converting them to haptic code eventually made their eyes glaze over: [gramponante.com]
@Lux Alptraum: Do you really think it's the same thing or are you just being a snarky host? I see a large difference between someone knowing I d-l a movie and someone knowing that I spent 16 hrs watching Tera Patrick last week and lasted no more than two minutes each time (for instance).
My dirty little mind is envisioning some hot DP action with the GF. Not sure about the spacing between the two protrusions though. Think it is feasible? or are they too close together?
OK, here's a question. My girl is familiar with and a frequent visitor to her own ladyparts. She stopped masturbating as much (once a day to less than once a day) and now it is easier for me to bring her to orgasm. 1) is this common and 2) would a powerful vibrator like this significantly desensitize her?
@dryananderson: It really, really depends on the person. The general issue with becoming "desensitized" is more that a person trains themselves to orgasm one specific way (which happens to men *and* women, fyi). I wouldn't classify this vibrator as super powerful--it's no Hitachi Magic Wand--but again, as to whether it would effect her sexual response...there's so many factors involved that I can't really say one way for sure. #maritalaidtestkitchen
The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was saving for a new computer). My wife's orgasms are much better a present, then something for myself. #maritalaidtestkitchen
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#deadspin
#coeditorsfavouriteteams
#fleshbotremembers
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Genuinely no offense meant, but I really, really wanted to actually read about if the product was any good, and I didn't get that. Hoping that wasn't a stipulation of receiving the review model.
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I'll probably have to sell one of my mutual funds with Fidelity to pay for it. Maybe I should wait until I am goig to kick the bucket.
11/27/09
DON'T DATE ROBOTS
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& yes, I know I am possibly abusing my star approving these comments via reply. But my starry drunk will wear off soon, I promise.
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(Oh yeah, and it doesn't work WITHOUT their videos.)
That is not cheap.
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Seriously, I was so disappointed by that last mark.
So how long do you think the Linux guys can hack together some homebrew for this thing?
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Let's all be honest here, every pervert with access to a computer has dreamt of this since they downloaded their first porn scene.
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&, yes, I have spurred the murder of many kittens in my time on this orb, particularly since age 18. (I was a late bloomer.)
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One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be as good as new in the evening"?
Or perhaps this is even more evidence that I'm in the wrong line of work... #maritalaidtestkitchen
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