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    Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Lelo's Ina

    Essing The D With Gracie Glam

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    RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout

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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    12/09/09

    In reply to Essing The D With Gracie Glam
    That's one D that is not cold.

    #deadspin
    #coeditorsfavouriteteams
    #fleshbotremembers
     Reply
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was starred Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was unstarred
    Image of fragile fragile
    12/08/09

    In reply to Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Lelo's Ina
    looks like a hungry & blind baby bird to me that hatched from a white egg a minute ago
     Reply
    fragile was starred fragile was unstarred
    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    12/08/09

    @fragile: The one I have is green. That probably effects perception.
     Reply
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    Image of TurboFool TurboFool
    12/01/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout
    Thing is, this review seems to be lacking... a review. You gave us facts about what it does and tied them to people who used it, but didn't really give us any true indication of how they felt about the experience. I didn't really see much here beyond what I'd expect the manufacturer to say about it. I wanted to read opinions on sensation, accuracy, enjoyment, etc., not bullet-points turned into paragraphs.

    Genuinely no offense meant, but I really, really wanted to actually read about if the product was any good, and I didn't get that. Hoping that wasn't a stipulation of receiving the review model.
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    Image of Kelteel Kelteel
    11/28/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout
    Hell, I could not even get their website to work and they want $200 for this. Plus $60 per hour. Hey, it takes awhile for a man my age to get going. That is if I am able. Problably better to buy Fleshlight and get a home visit from one of the Bunny Ranch girls. She can work it and I'll eat her for breakfast, lunch and supper.

    I'll probably have to sell one of my mutual funds with Fidelity to pay for it. Maybe I should wait until I am goig to kick the bucket.
     Reply
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    Image of SuperPsyze SuperPsyze
    11/27/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout

    DON'T DATE ROBOTS
     Reply
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    Image of JakeMG JakeMG
    11/27/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout
    Last time I checked, you could go to the Bunny Ranch and do a porn star for like $1000. That or this? Hmm.
     Reply
    Lux Alptraum approved this comment JakeMG was starred JakeMG was unstarred
    Image of Chrigi Chrigi
    11/26/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout
    You know what this thing is missing? Twitter integration! Everyone knows when my cat drank some water or how much I pooped so why no twitter here?
     Reply
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man approved this comment Chrigi was starred Chrigi was unstarred
    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    12/01/09

    @Chrigi: Would bring truth to Wonkette's description of "tweeting" as twatting.

    & yes, I know I am possibly abusing my star approving these comments via reply. But my starry drunk will wear off soon, I promise.
     Reply
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was starred Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was unstarred
    Image of Pookiewood Pookiewood
    11/26/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout
    Who is the Chick in the first Pic? Where Can I get the original pic and more.
     Reply
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back! approved this comment Pookiewood was starred Pookiewood was unstarred
    Image of hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB
    11/28/09

    @Pookiewood: Lisa Ann, I think.
     Reply
    hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB was starred hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB was unstarred
    Image of Pookiewood Pookiewood
    11/30/09

    @hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Cool thanks! She's hot! Apparently shes the Nailin' Palin star. I might have to check out Nailin' Palin. :p
     Reply
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    Image of Gram Ponante Gram Ponante
    11/30/09

    @Pookiewood: That is Lisa Ann with Grimace
     Reply
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    Image of MajorRichard MajorRichard
    11/25/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout
    $200 plus $1/minute for the videos? The videos are streaming only: if you want to watch them again, you have to pay again.
    (Oh yeah, and it doesn't work WITHOUT their videos.)
    That is not cheap.
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    Edited by MajorRichard at 11/25/09 8:42 PM MajorRichard was starred MajorRichard was unstarred
    Image of madnys madnys
    11/25/09

    @MajorRichard: Yeah, quite honestly that's the breaking point for me. Usable only with their videos, which you have to keep paying for forever? No thanks.
     Reply
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    Image of GaryMyMan GaryMyMan
    11/26/09

    @MajorRichard: So basically it costs $10 to jerk off? That's ridiculous.
     Reply
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    Image of SuperPsyze SuperPsyze
    11/26/09

    @MajorRichard:
    Seriously, I was so disappointed by that last mark.

    So how long do you think the Linux guys can hack together some homebrew for this thing?
     Reply
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    Image of MajorRichard MajorRichard
    11/27/09

    @SuperPsyze: Or the guys that write stream ripping software...
     Reply
    MajorRichard was starred MajorRichard was unstarred
    Image of Epiphora Epiphora
    11/25/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout
    I so wish I could be the person logging the strokes.
     Reply
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    Image of Gram Ponante Gram Ponante
    12/09/09

    @Epiphora: I talked with one of the programmers (too long for this article), but they said logging the strokes and converting them to haptic code eventually made their eyes glaze over: [gramponante.com]
     Reply
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    Image of sam991 sam991
    11/25/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout
    And yet it still looks less weird than most of the toys marketed to women.
     Reply
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    Image of Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected
    11/25/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout
    This is without a doubt 10x more disturbing than that hump-able ottoman.
     Reply
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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    11/25/09

    @Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected: More disturbing? Or more....better?
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    Image of Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected
    11/25/09

    @Lux Alptraum: If I'm getting off using a fake vagina, I don't want a web history storing when and who I virtually fucked.
     Reply
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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    11/25/09

    @Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected: Probably advisable to stay away from internet porn completely, then.
     Reply
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    Image of Crystal_Mountain Crystal_Mountain
    11/25/09

    @Lux Alptraum: Hah; indeed.

    Let's all be honest here, every pervert with access to a computer has dreamt of this since they downloaded their first porn scene.
     Reply
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    Image of Fuji-kun Fuji-kun
    11/26/09

    @Crystal_Mountain: others with less imagination had to wait for pearl jam's video. . .
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    Image of tantrakus tantrakus
    11/26/09

    @Lux Alptraum: Do you really think it's the same thing or are you just being a snarky host? I see a large difference between someone knowing I d-l a movie and someone knowing that I spent 16 hrs watching Tera Patrick last week and lasted no more than two minutes each time (for instance).
     Reply
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man approved this comment tantrakus was starred tantrakus was unstarred
    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    12/01/09

    @tantrakus: But God will know, either way. So, you're not keeping anything secret.

    &, yes, I have spurred the murder of many kittens in my time on this orb, particularly since age 18. (I was a late bloomer.)
     Reply
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was starred Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was unstarred
    Image of pettiblay pettiblay
    11/25/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout
    I kind of want one... But then again all the porn ads on this site are just getting me horny as f*ck. Let Adam Frucci review it first.
     Reply
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    Image of mcr_fan mcr_fan
    11/25/09

    @pettiblay: LOL!
     Reply
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    Image of Epiphora Epiphora
    11/15/09

    In reply to Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Form 2
    I can't get over how cool this thing looks. I really want one, and I normally don't care much for Jimmyjane's stuff. #maritalaidtestkitchen
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    Image of aaronpsu79001 aaronpsu79001
    11/10/09

    In reply to Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Form 2
    My dirty little mind is envisioning some hot DP action with the GF. Not sure about the spacing between the two protrusions though. Think it is feasible? or are they too close together?
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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    11/10/09

    @aaronpsu79001: It's not a toy for penetration. It's really tiny. #maritalaidtestkitchen
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    Image of Mr.Gawn Mr.Gawn
    11/10/09

    In reply to Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Form 2
    i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen
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    Image of Fuji-kun Fuji-kun
    11/10/09

    @Mr.Gawn: look at it this way: you must be doing something right then my friend!!! XD #maritalaidtestkitchen
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    Image of witeowl witeowl
    11/09/09

    In reply to Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Form 2
    Nice review. I may have to pick one up.

    One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be as good as new in the evening"?

    Or perhaps this is even more evidence that I'm in the wrong line of work... #maritalaidtestkitchen
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    Image of dryananderson dryananderson
    11/09/09

    In reply to Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Form 2
    OK, here's a question. My girl is familiar with and a frequent visitor to her own ladyparts. She stopped masturbating as much (once a day to less than once a day) and now it is easier for me to bring her to orgasm. 1) is this common and 2) would a powerful vibrator like this significantly desensitize her?
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    Lux Alptraum approved this comment dryananderson was starred dryananderson was unstarred
    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    11/10/09

    @dryananderson: It really, really depends on the person. The general issue with becoming "desensitized" is more that a person trains themselves to orgasm one specific way (which happens to men *and* women, fyi). I wouldn't classify this vibrator as super powerful--it's no Hitachi Magic Wand--but again, as to whether it would effect her sexual response...there's so many factors involved that I can't really say one way for sure. #maritalaidtestkitchen
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    Image of Conrad Conrad
    11/09/09

    In reply to Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Form 2
    The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was saving for a new computer). My wife's orgasms are much better a present, then something for myself. #maritalaidtestkitchen
     Reply
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    Image of thePrototype thePrototype
    11/09/09

    @Conrad: sounds good, looking forward to your review... make sure to sent me a PM #maritalaidtestkitchen
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    Image of offred offred
    11/07/09

    In reply to Niche Alert: Japanese Cowsplay
    These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    11/08/09

    @offred: You'll never eat a chicken sandwich again. & not just today, since it's Sunday. #christophilesandwichmakers #cosplay
     Reply
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was starred Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was unstarred
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