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"She's Barely A MILF": Faye Reagan Bridges The Gap
New York, 9:56 PM
Tue Dec 22
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"She's Barely A MILF": Faye Reagan Bridges The Gap |
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And I need some clarification on the Ricardo Tubbs thing before I do anything for anybody. Whether a commenter is writing drunk or no, I am suspicious of the comparison. If I am Tubbs, who is the Crockett?
05/18/09
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Therefore, I would be VERY appreciative if I could be indulged by having this post deciphered for me, by having my Fleshbot friends provide me with answers to my following questions:
#1: Is Faye Reagan actually PREGNANT?!?
- Normally, that wouldn't be a bad thing, but considering my particular distaste for the emo-douche Dane Cross, I must admit that I would NOT be pleased that Faye has successfully been impregnated by his "Panic At the Disco"-type spermatozoa.
ALSO:
#2: Does Faye Fuck a Tranny?
- Normally*, I wouldn't be interested in any of that pseudo homoerotic-type stuff (*okay, maybe sometimes I DO like hints of that stuff, but you DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME!). Anyways, regardless of what I normally would (or wouldn't) watch, I would probably be interested in seeing Faye Reagan getting drilled by a T-Girl.
--> Gram, seeing as you are basically the Ricardo Tubbs of the L.A. porn world, I expect that you will be able to arrange for such a porn shoot. With your connections, it shouldn't be too difficult to make the necessary arrangements. I'm counting on you for this one.
AND FINALLY:
#3: How can we GET FAYE TO FUCK OTHER PEOPLE!
You know, I'm a romantic at heart (well, maybe more of a "nu" romantic, like Duran Duran, but still). I kind of understand that maybe Douche, whoops, I mean Dane, is possibly a great guy, and that Faye could very well be deeply in love with him. But considering that Faye is an absolute goddess, and Dane is just an average tool, wouldn't it be okay if Faye got a little more variety in terms of which PENII she absorbs? By letting more male performers fuck her, wouldn't she widely increase her potential market base, and also attract new fans?
As far as the regular hardcore market is concerned, she definitely has an edge, given her beautiful red hair, her gorgeous freckled complexion, her incredible body, and her relative "newness" to the field. Shouldn't she take advantage of what opportunities are available at the present moment?
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As always, Fleshbot, I await your responses.
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Prof. D.
05/18/09
You know how to ask the REALLY HARD questions, Prof D!
05/18/09
05/18/09
Oh, and +1 on Faye screwing a transsexual. Or any at least semi-popular Valley porn actress screwing a transsexual. I know it's probably out there, but I don't think I want to wade through the trans porn that I would have to wade through to get there.
05/18/09
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05/19/09
@Gram Ponante: And Gram, now that I think about it, I can't really recall the justification for the Tubbs comparison. It probably had something to do with the fact that I was watching the E True Hollywood Story on Miami Vice earlier that day, and was impressed with Phillip Michael Thomas's suavity and swagger on- and off-set, as well as by the fact that he has 3 first names. Rest assured that the remark was intended as a compliment.
And as far as the identity of Crockett is concerned, I am sure you would be in a better position than I to make that identification.
[Also, if you do arrange for the making of a film featuring Fay and a T-Girl, do you think you could get Jan Hammer to compose the score? I think it would really help set the mood.]
05/20/09
I wish I had some Porn Valley buddy with whom I could fight crimes, but I don't, so the Sonny Crockett job is open.
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05/16/09
Kudos Hustler, another genius genre name.
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05/16/09
[www.iafd.com]
Not to say this wasn't filmed sometime before her 20th.
05/16/09
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05/16/09
Or a day :)
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05/16/09
On the other hand I've not been quite so spurred to philosphico-biological perseveration by a titillation ploy in quite some time; is this mechanism too complex to get off on, or is that just me?
05/17/09
Either the movie is terrible quality or Fleshbot has suddenly forgotten how to take a screenshot.