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New York, 9:47 PM
Thu Dec 24
17 posts in the last 24 hours
there are only five ways to reach first base in baseball (hit, walk, hit by pitch, balk, passed ball on a third strike). there is, however, a nearly infinite number of ways to reach first base with eight naked women running around for twelve hours.
Right breast, left. Vagina. Clite (a). We have three... The others? Cannot be mouth or anus, since those are not distinctly female.
I am stumped. As when I try to come up with the 23 ways to reach first-base (in baseball).
(a) Reference to my college first-year. When one of my brassier coed cohorts explained to say the name of the female sexual part to rhyme with epididymis instead of menorahs, she added that to say it the latter way would mean saying "clite" as a short-hand.
@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Theoretically, just because it is part of the female anatomy doesn't mean it is not part of the male anatomy. He doesn't say "distinctly female anatomy", so it can be any part of the body then.
I didn't know that they're so hard to achieve for most people. I think they happen often with me because my partner orgasming is the hottest thing that can happen, so i naturally get so turned on that i come, too.
Actually, I never found them that difficult to achieve with a bit of restraint: If both partners actively work to hold back for a bit, or if the lady is capable of multiple per lovemaking session, one person just needs to whisper a husky countdown and you're good as gold!
For beginners, it's probably easier to make love until the lady climaxes once, and then lighten up for a bit while staying embraced. After a minute or so, ramp it back up, and if the guy/ partner feels ready, s/he can usually catch the luck lady on her second without a problem.
@DontFearTheReaper: not very many men operate under than assumption, let me tell you. also, don't fear the reaper is one of my favorite songs of ALL TIME.
once EVER in my whole life -- when i was 19 -- did i experience simultaneous orgasm. i think i was so surprised that it just weirded me out more than anything else. i always thought it was like winning the lotto. apparently there's a science behind it, though.
I'm intrigued. Seriously, I am very intrigued by this. Especially for the fact that there's a chance of having to watch a commercial right at the moment of (your) climax.
EB, as I called her, because when I first engaged her for a shoot, she was to work with another lovely woman, whose first name was also Amanda, was as much fun to work with as any of he numerous lovelies who posed for me in photographs and worked with me in private videos. While I was not alone in admiring her, enjoying her, knowing a bit about her, she had a nickname for me which she might remember, but I will spare you all from reading. Still, quite a gal. Some of my photographs of her are amazingly beautiful. She might remember me by my real name.
It might have been:
Some years ago when life was really good,
Erica Boyer then before me stood
And we did such things you’ve probably not
Where she gave me back as good as she got.
It may also have been:
Amanda Gantt - she of the once horse farm -
Developed in those sweet ways men could charm;
Was taught that Methodist theme; spinsters love;
And thus men mostly not much she thought of.
And it surely was:
What is delightful and what is sublime
Dissolves in the long memories of time,
But is remembered well by those who hope,
Lives of those we love have an upward slope.
I have to wonder:
What would “red” Lisa have to say today
If someone told her Mandy wasn’t gay,
Or did not love suspension games and play
In the so wonderful time - yesterday?
05/07/09
05/07/09
04/26/09
Right breast, left. Vagina. Clite (a). We have three... The others? Cannot be mouth or anus, since those are not distinctly female.
I am stumped. As when I try to come up with the 23 ways to reach first-base (in baseball).
(a) Reference to my college first-year. When one of my brassier coed cohorts explained to say the name of the female sexual part to rhyme with epididymis instead of menorahs, she added that to say it the latter way would mean saying "clite" as a short-hand.
04/26/09
04/19/09
04/16/09
For beginners, it's probably easier to make love until the lady climaxes once, and then lighten up for a bit while staying embraced. After a minute or so, ramp it back up, and if the guy/ partner feels ready, s/he can usually catch the luck lady on her second without a problem.
Good luck~
04/16/09
04/16/09
Because it feels great? Well at least for us it's great.
04/16/09
once EVER in my whole life -- when i was 19 -- did i experience simultaneous orgasm. i think i was so surprised that it just weirded me out more than anything else. i always thought it was like winning the lotto. apparently there's a science behind it, though.
04/17/09
04/16/09
04/16/09
02/13/09
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01/12/09
EB
It might have been:
Some years ago when life was really good,
Erica Boyer then before me stood
And we did such things you’ve probably not
Where she gave me back as good as she got.
It may also have been:
Amanda Gantt - she of the once horse farm -
Developed in those sweet ways men could charm;
Was taught that Methodist theme; spinsters love;
And thus men mostly not much she thought of.
And it surely was:
What is delightful and what is sublime
Dissolves in the long memories of time,
But is remembered well by those who hope,
Lives of those we love have an upward slope.
I have to wonder:
What would “red” Lisa have to say today
If someone told her Mandy wasn’t gay,
Or did not love suspension games and play
In the so wonderful time - yesterday?
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11/28/09
Thanks, TZ
11/28/09
hopefully, you have more to share on the great EB and the Mandy we love to see-today?
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12/23/08
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52? Damn. Just... damn.
12/21/08
12/21/08