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New York, 3:40 AM
Wed Dec 23
20 posts in the last 24 hours
I would prefer this series run under the header "Early Bird Special". In fact, set the next one at Ol' Country Buffet, or wherever it is the olds take their 4 pm suppers, & do the trysting in the kitchen.
The name is awesomely funny. The concept is awesomely funny. But this is one of those apps that wouldn't be of any use in practice. So, now I have a map of where people rubbed one out. And...? The only way this could be great, and obnoxious is if someone mapped a place where they PLANNED to rub one out. And then challenged others to tag the spot by rubbing one out there as well. Like geocaching. Except with DNA! Jizzocaching.
Nike +... Fleshlight edition... just tape a nike + dongle onto the Fleshlight then you can track your...err workouts! you could even go for a new record! then upload to the server to compete with friends!
there is a picture of an actor/actress with a bar on the left with various toys or objects most likely to be found in that star's videos. If the right object is picked, then the star moans/grunts and then orgasms. For example, if the picture is of Cytherea and the objects are: a towel, a double sided dildo, and a whip. In this example, picking the towel when then change the picture to Cytherea in mid-squirt. The game gets more difficult as you go along as the stars become less and less well known. After the player gets 3 wrong, provide them with a link to join the mobile porn site. #iphone
@Furry Girl: Yeah, it's a rather strange definition--and hopefully one will fall by the wayside now that pubic hair seems to be making a comeback (bit by bit, at least!).
Who are these guys that they keep using in these scenes? Are they like Euro gym rats, Eastern European mobsters, local construction workers...what is the deal? I am more interested in the men...
Especially the blond one who always makes those maniacal facial expressions into the camera...
Uh oh, D, you better make sure Tristan Taormino doesn't see this little review of yours. I don't think she takes kindly to suggestions that regular anal reaming can eventually lead to foecal incontinence. I think you better try and cover your ass on this one. [The AnalBumCover might be a wise investment on your part...].
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Also, I find it rather sickening that the maximum allowable age for actresses in this film is 25 years old!
I think its quite disgusting that such elderly performers are allowed to appear in this type of erotic production.
I think we've unearthed a new soon-to-be-overused porn cliche: The woman with the "oh, my god, I can't believe the size of these cocks" expression on her face.
@BadPipsewah: Yeah - the only thing different from that pic and what we've usually seen is that the large penii aren't dark brown and/or attached to Shane Diesel.
Well, I think the "oh my god, both these cocks are so big" face has been somewhat less overused than the "oh my god, this cock is so big" face, probably due to lingering straight guy anxiety about two cocks in one scene, but point taken.
There's no doubt that Kim Kyser is trying to do the moral thing here. But, at the same time, she's inadvertently helping to construct another ring for the circus.
And, just as an aside, I haven't watched a Vivid video in ages, but I like most everything I watch from Pink Visual.
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there is a picture of an actor/actress with a bar on the left with various toys or objects most likely to be found in that star's videos. If the right object is picked, then the star moans/grunts and then orgasms. For example, if the picture is of Cytherea and the objects are: a towel, a double sided dildo, and a whip. In this example, picking the towel when then change the picture to Cytherea in mid-squirt. The game gets more difficult as you go along as the stars become less and less well known. After the player gets 3 wrong, provide them with a link to join the mobile porn site. #iphone
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Especially the blond one who always makes those maniacal facial expressions into the camera...
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http://spankwire.mobi
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Also, I find it rather sickening that the maximum allowable age for actresses in this film is 25 years old!
I think its quite disgusting that such elderly performers are allowed to appear in this type of erotic production.
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Hugs and Kisses
Donna Marie
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That shit, is like, standard issue these days.
03/05/09
Well, I think the "oh my god, both these cocks are so big" face has been somewhat less overused than the "oh my god, this cock is so big" face, probably due to lingering straight guy anxiety about two cocks in one scene, but point taken.
02/26/09
And, just as an aside, I haven't watched a Vivid video in ages, but I like most everything I watch from Pink Visual.