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New York, 12:50 PM
Sat Dec 26
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Placebo Man was once a sad fellow. Indeed. Now an inconspicuous pair of tighty whiteys speak manly of his package, but only on sunny days where the see through nature of his costume is still wet but not as damp as it was probably hours before. He is a man of London town but so you'd understand he wouldn't open his mouth to say anything. Instead he'd ask you by smiling like a dentist would and then you'd open yours. And his penis would do its best to make you feel better about all the bad teeth you'd see in a day. And he fill you up with the white stuff. Which has been the case ever since he filed suit against a female colleague that removed a placebo that had gotten stuck on a gold tooth.
This was an outrageous suit said the judge, referring to both the costume and the occasion. Placebo Man scanned the courtroom to make sure, and then popped one right there on the stand. The judge immediately knew she had something incredible on her hands but only giving a wink as to not inquire publicly any further. Placebo Man shrugged as he jotted her down for an appointment and then started off toward the streets of decay. The judge's apprentice, a barely legal girl, suddenly dropped her stenographer's equipment, pulled out a lollipop sized piece of a plastic stick and ran out after him. Unfortunately she had to memorize all there was to write home about. But this was different than what she had been used to before. You see, making people feel good was his game. But you have to be over 18 to enjoy his sweets! Even so, Placebo Man grew weary of his smile. But they just kept coming.
Placebo Man was once a sad fellow. Indeed. Now he's confident enough to wear all but an inconspicuous pair of tighty whiteys which speak manly of his package, but only on sunny days where the see through nature of his costume is still wet but not as damp as it was probably hours before. He is a man of London town but so you'd understand he wouldn't open his mouth to say anything. Instead he'd ask you by smiling like a dentist would and then you'd open yours. And his penis would do its best to make you feel better about all the bad teeth you'd see in a day. And he fill you up with the white stuff. Which has been the case ever since he filed suit against a female colleague that removed a placebo that had gotten stuck on a gold tooth.
This was an outrageous suit said the judge, until Placebo Man popped one right there on the stand. The judge winked at him but could not pin point what it tasted like. Placebo Man shrugged and started off unto the streets of decay. That is until a barely legal girl pulled a tiny piece of a plastic stick and ran out after him. Placebo Man grew weary of his smile. But they just kept coming. Making you feel good is his game. But you have to be over 18 to play. Only then, can you truly enjoy his sweets!
A nerdy chemstry student who has a hard time picking up women, Max Johnson is no ordinary man. After receiving oral sex from his sultry MILF college professor, who in actuality is a being the mysterious race of sexual aliens called the fellatians, Max is endowed with super human strength. Powered by the strength of his erection, Max Johnson patrols the street of Lust City as Penile Justice. His weaknesses are immaure ejaculations (comming 5 minutes and below,) cold showers, liquor, and anything that would cause him to lose his erection.
Fellow college classmate of Max, Alexia Luv is a busty and beautiful woman who works part time as the college news journalist. Because she is the affeciton of most men and women, alexia Luv is often the damsel in distress. Commonly captured and sexually tortured/pleasured by thugs and supervillians alike, she is often saved by Penile Justice. Although she cares not of Max Johnson's crush for her, she is smitten by the heroic Penile Justices and his massive package.
Penile Justice'sarch nemesis, Bukkakia, is a former russian kgb spy who feeds off the seed of man. By performing sexual deeds (jerking off) to her victims and shallowing or being covered w/ their seed, Bukkakia has the ability to control any man she desires.
@doomsaber: I would be willing to serve as the Chief of the BJ (Bureau of Justice). Would be no superhero myself, but looking out for the hero's anonymity, a bit like Commissioner Gordon does for Batman. I would work of course from Clitty Hall.
Johnson Grotto and Suzy Palmer lead ordinary lives - by day. By night they keep watch over the city as Muffin Man and Wanker Woman, The Diddling Duo! When alerted to fear and ignorance regarding mutual masturbation the Double D's, as they are affectionately known, swoop in to teach techniques and provide first-hand guidance so that any couple may enjoy the fruits of friendly frottage. Sadly, their patrols are infrequent as they spend most nights honing their skills upon each other.
Malzywheels - By day a mild-mannered, disappointingly sexless disabled guy in a wheelchair who never garnishes a second look.
By night he becomes Sparky Joystick - A human electrified dildo who can find any Gräfenberg spot, no matter how elusive it is.
To maintain his superhuman stamina, Sparky Joystick requires a inhuman number of Kahlua sombreros, big, jiggly tits, and a electric wheelchair battery charger.
Not many things sap Sparky Joystick's power, but his mortal enemies all know that any song sung by Barry Manilow will turn this hero, sent from the Eros Nebula, into a puddle of mush.
The night has a thousand orgasms. All hail Sparky Joystick.
Sam Morgan simply rearranges his name to become - Orgasm Man. The ultimate satisfaction for the ladies, his only weakness is UglyGirlUhOh! Luckily he always has his beautiful sidekick SheWhoSwallows who brings out his Hard On Of Justice!
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Like the hidden message in Daft Punk's Discovery -- "very disco" -- I think you're right.
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This was an outrageous suit said the judge, referring to both the costume and the occasion. Placebo Man scanned the courtroom to make sure, and then popped one right there on the stand. The judge immediately knew she had something incredible on her hands but only giving a wink as to not inquire publicly any further. Placebo Man shrugged as he jotted her down for an appointment and then started off toward the streets of decay. The judge's apprentice, a barely legal girl, suddenly dropped her stenographer's equipment, pulled out a lollipop sized piece of a plastic stick and ran out after him. Unfortunately she had to memorize all there was to write home about. But this was different than what she had been used to before. You see, making people feel good was his game. But you have to be over 18 to enjoy his sweets! Even so, Placebo Man grew weary of his smile. But they just kept coming.
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12/02/09
This was an outrageous suit said the judge, until Placebo Man popped one right there on the stand. The judge winked at him but could not pin point what it tasted like. Placebo Man shrugged and started off unto the streets of decay. That is until a barely legal girl pulled a tiny piece of a plastic stick and ran out after him. Placebo Man grew weary of his smile. But they just kept coming. Making you feel good is his game. But you have to be over 18 to play. Only then, can you truly enjoy his sweets!
11/30/09
Fellow college classmate of Max, Alexia Luv is a busty and beautiful woman who works part time as the college news journalist. Because she is the affeciton of most men and women, alexia Luv is often the damsel in distress. Commonly captured and sexually tortured/pleasured by thugs and supervillians alike, she is often saved by Penile Justice. Although she cares not of Max Johnson's crush for her, she is smitten by the heroic Penile Justices and his massive package.
Penile Justice'sarch nemesis, Bukkakia, is a former russian kgb spy who feeds off the seed of man. By performing sexual deeds (jerking off) to her victims and shallowing or being covered w/ their seed, Bukkakia has the ability to control any man she desires.
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By night he becomes Sparky Joystick - A human electrified dildo who can find any Gräfenberg spot, no matter how elusive it is.
To maintain his superhuman stamina, Sparky Joystick requires a inhuman number of Kahlua sombreros, big, jiggly tits, and a electric wheelchair battery charger.
Not many things sap Sparky Joystick's power, but his mortal enemies all know that any song sung by Barry Manilow will turn this hero, sent from the Eros Nebula, into a puddle of mush.
The night has a thousand orgasms. All hail Sparky Joystick.
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Sasha is so sexy it hurts. Just sayin'.
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01/21/09
Nikki is rapidly becoming my favorite pornstar. She makes fiery debris shoot out of my junk on a regular basis.
...That last statement sounded a lot better in my head.
Nikki, if you ever want to give it all up, live in the midwest, and don't mind the occasional subzero temperature, I'm in the phonebook.
01/21/09
That was mighty vivid!
Uh, I'd also consult a physician.