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    "Pounding" Is Not The Only Thing One Does To "The Round"

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    Image of squeezyface squeezyface
    12/12/09

    In reply to "Pounding" Is Not The Only Thing One Does To "The Round"
    Well, great. Now I have a new starlet to add to my list of favorites.

    Kagney, welcome aboard.
     Reply
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    Image of Guitar_Wolf Guitar_Wolf
    11/25/09

    In reply to "Who's The Boss" Vs. "Who's The Boss XXX": A Comparison
    I'll be honest, I can't wait for a XXX version of "The Big Bang Theory". :D
     Reply
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    Image of Crystal_Mountain Crystal_Mountain
    11/25/09

    @Guitar_Wolf: I can't wait for that show to be cancelled.
     Reply
    Crystal_Mountain was starred Crystal_Mountain was unstarred
    Image of piggythewonderdog piggythewonderdog
    11/26/09


    @Crystal_Mountain: What?
    Kaley Cuoco is brutally hot!
     Reply
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    Image of Crystal_Mountain Crystal_Mountain
    11/26/09

    @piggythewonderdog: I stand by my previous sentiments...and add this Cuoco lady to my list of "Women who should become Glamour Models", along with Cristina Scabbia and Katy Perry.
     Reply
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    Image of hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB
    11/28/09

    @piggythewonderdog: 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter XXX.
     Reply
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    12/01/09

    @hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: You're spoiling the surprise. That was supposed to be the blowout Barely Legal #200 release.
     Reply
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    Image of SexyHard SexyHard
    11/25/09

    In reply to "Who's The Boss" Vs. "Who's The Boss XXX": A Comparison
    It's a shame they couldn't get Alyssa Milano to reprise the role. I bet she would have been up for it.
     Reply
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    Image of MalzyWheels MalzyWheels
    11/24/09

    In reply to "Who's The Boss" Vs. "Who's The Boss XXX": A Comparison
    In the immortal words of George Jetson:

    "Jane, stop this crazy thing!"

    Enough with the parodies already.
     Reply
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    Image of piggythewonderdog piggythewonderdog
    11/25/09

    @MalzyWheels: The rate of hit sitcom creation is slowing exponentially, while the rate of XXX parodies of sitcoms is increasing exponentially. There's still hundreds of TV shows to parody as the shows get more obscure... and that's when it will be really funny too, because they'll be parodying a show that was "so bad that it's funnier as a XXX title".

    One wonders what awful TV sitcoms of the 70s & 80s would get dug up for parody - and what their potential for hilarity & awfulness would be... I submit for you all the the parody potential of the following sitcom titles... discuss amongst yourselves...

    * Joanie loves Chachi
    * Charles in Charge
    * Head of the Class
    * ALF
    * Bosom Buddies
    * Diff'rent Strokes
    * Punky Brewster
    * Too Close for Comfort
    * Chico & the Man
    * Designing Women

    And of course, don't forget classics like Leave it to Beaver, I Dream of Jeannie...

    Also - Brit sitcoms already have the double-entendres built in, such as, Are You Being Served?
     Reply
    piggythewonderdog was starred piggythewonderdog was unstarred
    Image of offred offred
    11/25/09

    @piggythewonderdog: I'm positive that Bosom Buddies must already exist in a pornified version.
     Reply
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    Image of MalzyWheels MalzyWheels
    11/25/09

    @piggythewonderdog: My response to your list:

    * Joanie loves Chachi - Don't know if it's ok to "out" this, but: There's a secret Nostradamus quatrain floating around which states that the world will end on 12/12/12 if this sitcom is made into a porn.
    * Charles in Charge - Hot, but reserved, teens go fuck crazy over geeky male nanny and his friend. Yeah, that's not hot!
    * Head of the Class - The title says it all.
    * ALF - Hey, if they made "Edward Penishands," then a porn about a sexually charged, Muppet alien who eats pussies isn't totally out of the question. As I envision it the sex scenes wouldn't be unlike the climatic sex scene in that all-time cinema classic, "Basket Case."
    * Bosom Buddies - If it stars Holly Sweet and Kimber James, I am so buying it.
    * Diff'rent Strokes - How can you top Dana Plato (may she rest in peace) and Todd Bridges?
    * Punky Brewster - Okay, this is just creepy.
    * Too Close for Comfort - Plot: three teens and a Milf convince Monroe he's not gay. But how in hell are you gonna replace Ted Knight?
    * Chico & the Man - The first Homosexual XXX sitcom?
    * Designing Women - Get a good stand in for Annie Potts and I smell gold!

    And of course, don't forget classics like Leave it to Beaver, I Dream of Jeannie... Don't forget Bachelor Father!

    Also - Brit sitcoms already have the double-entendres built in, such as, Are You Being Served? SERVEY SAYS: Gimme Fawlty Towers!
     Reply
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    Image of piggythewonderdog piggythewonderdog
    11/25/09

    @MalzyWheels: LMAO. I'm truly impressed and I nominate you as the creative director for all these efforts...
     Reply
    piggythewonderdog was starred piggythewonderdog was unstarred
    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    12/01/09

    @piggythewonderdog: The small part of me interested in furries wants to see ALF XXX.
     Reply
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was starred Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was unstarred
    Image of dirtybacon dirtybacon
    11/24/09

    In reply to "Who's The Boss" Vs. "Who's The Boss XXX": A Comparison
    Alyssa Reese ain't no Alyssa Milano.
     Reply
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    Image of jp182 jp182
    11/27/09

    @dirtybacon: give her a break, those are some tough shoes to fill
     Reply
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    11/17/09

    In reply to "Pound The Round": Once Is Never Enough
    I would spend a dollar & nine cents on this. #90sska [fleshbot.com]
     Reply
    Edited by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man at 11/17/09 8:41 PM Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was starred Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was unstarred
    Image of Epiphora Epiphora
    11/16/09

    In reply to "Pound The Round": Once Is Never Enough
    Maybe it's because I just woke up, but those cocks look really gross to me. #anal
     Reply
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    Image of heterophobicboy002 heterophobicboy002
    10/26/09

    In reply to You Know, "I Love Sara Stone," Too
    I wish women like that would show up on the cover of Playboy. Then I might actually subscribe. The flat college girls and siliconed bottle-blondes just don't do it for me.
     Reply
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    Image of Plexus Plexus
    10/24/09

    In reply to While The Cat's Away, The Mouse Will Play
    Well, if that isn't a confident and powerful woman in that scene... role model! ^^ #alettaocean
     Reply
    Lux Alptraum approved this comment Plexus was starred Plexus was unstarred
    Image of offred offred
    10/22/09

    In reply to Pornstars In Polyester: "'70s Show: A XXX Parody"
    I think at least in the first picture, Missy Stone is a dead ringer for Jackie.

    As for the pubic hair issue... where are those 70's styled merkins when you need them? #review
     Reply
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    Image of uncaringbear005 uncaringbear005
    10/22/09

    In reply to The Bigger The Better
    Sometimes I boggle when I see what they put in there, but hey, if a 9 pound baby come out there, fair game.
     Reply
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    Image of Conrad Conrad
    10/22/09

    In reply to Pornstars In Polyester: "'70s Show: A XXX Parody"
    Have you tried using coke to get jizz out of polyester? #review
     Reply
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    Image of sloanemartin001 sloanemartin001
    10/25/09

    @Conrad: I'm sorry, is jizz synonymous with rust? Or is polyester a euphemism for Donna's nonexistent pubic hair?
     Reply
    Ottimo Massimo approved this comment sloanemartin001 was starred sloanemartin001 was unstarred
    Image of whitekidinflatbush whitekidinflatbush
    10/22/09

    In reply to Tori Black Fucks Her Little Heart Out In "Entourage – A XXX Parody"
    I don't watch "Entourage" regularly, so I'm going to tell myself that none of the men ever have their shirts off is an inside joke. #toriblack
     Reply
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    Image of immaculatewang000 immaculatewang000
    10/22/09

    In reply to Tori Black Fucks Her Little Heart Out In "Entourage – A XXX Parody"
    Yes. More Tori Black.
     Reply
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    Image of thePrototype thePrototype
    10/21/09

    In reply to Tori Black Fucks Her Little Heart Out In "Entourage – A XXX Parody"
    this looks awesome!! say what you will about the parodies... I like them, they are something you can turn on and watch at a somewhat vanilla party and everyone has a blast #toriblack
     Reply
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    Image of jordivendetta jordivendetta
    10/22/09

    what's the point of a porn parody of a series in which there's a sex scene in every episode anyway? like, where's the parody?
     Reply
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    Image of umbruss umbruss
    10/17/09

    In reply to "The Sex Files" Helps Us Believe Again
    Actually, I have to point out that Pileggi/Skinner HAS fucked his secretary (she's played by his wife in the original series!)
     Reply
    Lux Alptraum approved this comment umbruss was starred umbruss was unstarred
    Image of cand86 cand86
    10/11/09

    In reply to "The Sex Files" Helps Us Believe Again
    This totally fulfilled my need for Mulder/Scully, and Hain absolutely nailed it, mood-wise. I feel like such a chick saying it, but the sexiest damn part was when they rested their foreheads together. Everything else was just icing on the cake.

    Also, that special effect was really cool, and perfectly done- a great example of when CGI is not superfluous, but actually integral to the plot.

    A pretty great movie, overall!
     Reply
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    Image of StayClassy StayClassy
    10/10/09

    In reply to "The Sex Files" Helps Us Believe Again
    Agree with Conrad, also the first image of Kane is gorgeous
     Reply
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    Image of Mazda Eric Mazda Eric
    10/07/09

    In reply to "The Sex Files" Helps Us Believe Again
    Kimberly Fucking Kane. I gotta go out and purchase this film.
     Reply
    Mazda Eric was starred Mazda Eric was unstarred
    Image of pepelicious pepelicious
    10/07/09

    In reply to "The Sex Files" Helps Us Believe Again
    I always pictured Sculley with a hairy ass bush... nice..
     Reply
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