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angelicbeef
08/26/09

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women are proven time and again to be better multi-taskers. Being this good at their prevents them from being promoted, they just get a lot of raises, harhar err ahem.
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JamieCorinthus
08/26/09

In reply to Mike John Runs "Crowd Control" On 'Em
It started to be used in blowjob movies where a pretty girl would show that a cock as big as her head promised to be balls to the wall inside. And here they're just trying to get as many cocks in the picture with her smiling face as they can.
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UlaCeler
08/25/09

In reply to Mike John Runs "Crowd Control" On 'Em
I was just about to say that the hat she's wearing isn't likely to keep her head dry when it's raining. And by rain, I probably mean water from the sky...
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Prof_Derzshowitz
08/25/09

In reply to Mike John Runs "Crowd Control" On 'Em
I'd really like to know when the DOH shot (that is, to coin a new term, the "Dick On Head" shot) became the automatic go-to pic for box-covers and movie previews.

Is a pornstar's talent now being evaluated according to the number of penii she can balance on her head at any given moment? Or have all of these girls simply been fitted with some sort of meat-attracting magnetic head plate, which attracts every sizeable sperm-spout within a 5-mile radius?
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offred
08/25/09

@Prof_Derzshowitz: Perhaps they figured that "asshat" had played itself out as a term and were looking for alternatives.
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Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
06/13/09

In reply to A Rosebud By Any Other Name Would Stretch Just As Sweetly
The phrase "elastic assholes" brings to my mind the band that the leader of Polyphonic Spree was in prior to PS. Tripping Daisy was a motherfucker... & an elastic firecracker.
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thePrototype
06/10/09

In reply to A Rosebud By Any Other Name Would Stretch Just As Sweetly
hmmm not to be picky, but these are gapes... not rosebuds... just sayin ;)
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Prof_Derzshowitz
06/11/09

@thePrototype: You are correct sir. And thank God that we were greeted with a gallery of gapes, rather than a range of rosebuds.

When you consider that even a total sex freak like Belladonna considers that particular act to be too extreme (as noted by the eminent Mr. Ponante here: [www.gramponante.com]), it should serve as notice that as much as one might prefer to limit the application of subjective boundaries regarding content in adult film, there are certain things that are too much for even the most die-hard of porners (both viewers and performers).

However, as far as Dcypher's post is concerned, I suppose his use of the term is acceptable, under the use of pornetic licence.
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Tricked
05/04/09

In reply to Rayveness, Avy Scott, and Huge Black Cock Save the Day, Again
Nice amount of greyscale going on here... and Rayveness will always be a favorite of mine.
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Prof_Derzshowitz
05/06/09

RE "Greyscale": Just to clarify (since I've noticed some "incorrect" usage of the term, insofar as it has been applied to describe all types of interracial porn), "greyscale" (or "grayscale") refers to Black-on-white porn, in the same sense that in imaging "grayscale" is synonymous with "black-and-white."

So Tricked's usage is correct.
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bidonnamarie
04/20/09

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Now this is my kind of party!

Hugs and Kisses

Donna Marie
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Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
04/20/09

In reply to “Teenage Spermaholics 6” Keeps Us Addicted
I would be more impressed if this installment were shared in twelve vignettes, or steps, with twelve distinct "barely legal" pornstresses portraying each.
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