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    Image of Gram Ponante Gram Ponante
    02/25/09

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? I See A Darkness Edition
    Wow guys! Well, even if there had been a thousand responses, the two of you would have tied.
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    Image of Prof_Derzshowitz Prof_Derzshowitz
    02/26/09

    @Gram Ponante: Woo, a two-way tie with Jose? [I mean Miroslav...] I'm honoured!


    I'm still counting this as a personal victory, though. A victory of light over darkness.

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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    02/23/09

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? I See A Darkness Edition
    "The Outsider Craves to Enter the Circle, & in His Haste to Assimilate He Allows Predation to Exceed Intimacy"
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    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was starred Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was unstarred
    Image of Prof_Derzshowitz Prof_Derzshowitz
    02/23/09

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? I See A Darkness Edition
    So what's the deal? Did all the other contenders disappear into the void of non-existence once they discovered the meaninglessness of life? Do I win by default?


    Anyways, here's some more possibilities:


    "Meaning From Reaming: Plumbing the Depths of Cuntsciousness."


    "Metamorph-Ass-is: A Means to an End."


    "Hell is Other Meat-Holes."

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    Image of Prof_Derzshowitz Prof_Derzshowitz
    02/22/09

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? I See A Darkness Edition
    "Essence into Assence: The Dark Night of the Hole."
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    Image of Gram Ponante Gram Ponante
    11/13/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition
    This was an embarrassment of riches (with the emphasis on the -ass- LOLZ!!!!!!) and I list my 11 personal favorites below:


    Everybody Poops

    The great GAPESy

    Angela's Asses (do people read that in school nowadays? I wondered, and then came the knockout):

    Bella and the Chocolate Factory

    Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Exploding Plumbing

    Belladona and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Up-Her-Butt Day

    For Whom The Belladonna Tolls

    The Red Bum of Courage

    Their asses were watching god

    Johnathon Livingston Asshole (this made me shriek like an emo steveporn director and has to be the overall winner, simply because of the eventual Neil Diamond version)

    Anne of Green Gape-Holes

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    Image of Prof_Derzshowitz Prof_Derzshowitz
    11/14/08

    @Gram Ponante: Whoo-hoo! I didn't win, but I'm glad to see that 3 of my entries made it in your top 11.


    This was a great WWFRD. I wonder how you're going to be able to top it.

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    Image of dirtybacon dirtybacon
    11/14/08

    @Gram Ponante: Man, I am glad my single solitary suggestion made the cut. It is easily the best title I have come up with, and my proudest! I still snicker everytime I look at it...
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    11/15/08

    @Gram Ponante:

    I assume they're not in order of preference, but still: #1!

    Woohoo!
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    11/15/08

    Of course mine isn't actually my favorite. The one that made me literally LOL (but not quite ROFL - too much work) was:


    Belladona and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Up-Her-Butt Day.

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    Image of bleeble bleeble
    11/11/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition
    (Oh and also, for those with some time on their hands:)


    War and Piece

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    11/11/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition
    Anna, Can I Ream Her?
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    Image of Prof_Derzshowitz Prof_Derzshowitz
    11/10/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition
    - The World According to Gape
    - The Bi-One, the Bitch and the Whore-Drone
    - Plug You Forever
    - Nineteen Gapety-Four
    - Lord of the O-Rings
    - To Fill a Gaping-Bird
    - Black Booty
    - The Name of the Rosebud
    - Anne of Green Gape-Holes
    - Snatch-22
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    Image of kevinblah kevinblah
    11/10/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition
    Then Again Maybe I Won't (Have an O-ring)
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    Image of Learethak Learethak
    11/10/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition
    Their asses were watching god.

    Invisible Ass.

    The Old Arse and the sea.

    Scarlet Poopers.

    Johnathon Livingston Asshole.


    Lastly...

    The Holy Ass (Yes we had to read the bible... otherwise we wouldn't haven't gotten all them biblical references in the grapes of wrath.)

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    Image of Gram Ponante Gram Ponante
    11/09/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition
    five days to go and already some beautiful, beautiful entries
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    11/10/08

    @Gram Ponante: I assume you are referring to Encycopedia Brown.... If not, though, at least not as well to Catch Her in the Brown Eye; yes, I tittered, but the original is one of the worst books I have read (& I need not see it immortalized in porn).


    Anyway, Bob Uecker already turned Salinger on his head with Catcher in the Wry.

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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    11/14/08

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: OH! So Close this time!
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    11/09/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition
    Also: an hearty cheer to the Fleshbot team of photoshopping technicians. Those Grimace Winery Grapes, as cycled thru Belladonna's digestive tract, evoke the prized Indonesian coffee bean that is collected from the scat of the monkeys that eat the beans from the plant (as a way to "season" 'em). & as much as that coffee is esteemed over other coffees, the new Belladonna line of vintages would make Savanna Samson's label positively pedestrian.
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    11/09/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition
    The Red Bum of Courage
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    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was starred Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was unstarred
    Image of Pinkie Pinkie
    11/09/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition
    - Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Ass-Freak
    - Catch Her In The Brown Eye
    - For Whom The Belladonna Tolls
    - A Farewell To Ass
    - The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Assfucked


    And courtesy of Shakespeare:
    - Ass She Likes It
    - Romy's O That Julie Ate
    - The Merry Wives Are Worn Sore
    - Titties Andronicus


    and courtesy of Monty Python
    - A Sale Of Two Titties

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    11/09/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition
    Belladona and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Up-Her-Butt Day
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