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New York, 3:54 AM
Sun Dec 27
8 posts in the last 24 hours
WTF? How the hell did Diesel manage to get a hold of my ex?!? :-| It looks like it'll take some pretty serious offensive manoeuvering to bypass his defenses and win her back.
Hopefully I'll be able to find some way to get past his MANginot Line and disarm him before it's too late. #shanediesel
Brooke Banner looks EXACTLY like the chick from that 70's show! fantastic :P also, not to complain as i do love a lot of the sarcasm and jokiness behind these parodies, is anyone else a little tired of this "A XXX Parody" series yet? Maybe I'm just tired of the poor titles :P
Fail: Just because you bought some wigs at the dollar store that look a bit like the hairstyles on the show, doesn't mean your cast looks anything like the original characters.
The strawberry blonde is donna, the platinum blonde is his ss main fellows sister, the permed blonde is the mom. A real mom I'd like to find. I dont normall go in for pornographic films but his piques my interest
@hodayathink is running for president of Naughty America: I'd say strawberry blonde. It was really disappointing though whem Laura Prepon changed from that gorgeous red to uninspiring blonde. Particularly given that it was in service for her playing Karla Homolka in a crappy TV movie that didn't need to be made. Sigh. At least Missy Stone makes a pretty credible and darned hot Jackie. (In real life though wasn't Fes getting laid with porn-like frequency? Almost expect a cameo from him here...)
women are proven time and again to be better multi-taskers. Being this good at their prevents them from being promoted, they just get a lot of raises, harhar err ahem.
It started to be used in blowjob movies where a pretty girl would show that a cock as big as her head promised to be balls to the wall inside. And here they're just trying to get as many cocks in the picture with her smiling face as they can.
I was just about to say that the hat she's wearing isn't likely to keep her head dry when it's raining. And by rain, I probably mean water from the sky...
I'd really like to know when the DOH shot (that is, to coin a new term, the "Dick On Head" shot) became the automatic go-to pic for box-covers and movie previews.
Is a pornstar's talent now being evaluated according to the number of penii she can balance on her head at any given moment? Or have all of these girls simply been fitted with some sort of meat-attracting magnetic head plate, which attracts every sizeable sperm-spout within a 5-mile radius?
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Hopefully I'll be able to find some way to get past his MANginot Line and disarm him before it's too late. #shanediesel
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As for the pubic hair issue... where are those 70's styled merkins when you need them? #review
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I don't believe so.
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I'll say! Too bad the same couldn't have happened for "Red," though I am pleased to see 1970s singing sensation James Taylor is now doing porn.
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oh That 70s Show...you may have been the best thing on TV at the time, which is pretty sad isn't it?
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Is a pornstar's talent now being evaluated according to the number of penii she can balance on her head at any given moment? Or have all of these girls simply been fitted with some sort of meat-attracting magnetic head plate, which attracts every sizeable sperm-spout within a 5-mile radius?
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