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New York, 6:08 AM
Tue Dec 22
22 posts in the last 24 hours
I'm not easily offended or disturbed by porn, but this disturbs me. It's really sad that a market exists for watching men ignore ladies' wishes, even if it's not real.
...really? Someone has the Jenna Jameson "Heartbreaker" tattoo on her ass? Whatever happened to originality? (Or, for that matter, predictability? The milkman? The paperboy? Evening TV?)
I found myself watching the scenes between the sex and paying more attention to those (aside from being traumatized by Dick James' reveal). I learned to stay away from slumber parties, lest I get hit by a Cadillac, so it was definitely worth it.
Also, I was kind of relieved that there wasn't a Rudy sex scene.
This was just an excuse to use the good Cosby name. Where was the Dr. Huxtable gyno-exam turned sultry? And the demonstration of Grandpa's horn-blowing technique by Grandma on her beloved husband? Sure, there was no Kenny, but if you wanted white on black sex, why not have that little next door neighbor fat kid go to town on Rudy? What's the world coming to when you can't trust porn to have a sensible plot?
And the thing that ticks me off is when they invent characters when they don't have to. Take some one-off characters that were actually on the show and use them.
@Lux Alptraum: You have the spoofs like this and I've heard a few others (I've never actually watched any of them) where they get the look and feel of it right. But for me, my favorite one is going to be the first one where there isn't an invented character in the entire thing.
Which reminds me, I think it's time for another poll for what show you would like to be porn parodied. I've actually got a really good idea for one (and if it's been done before, then damnit it needs to be done again).
I was disappointed there wasn't more black-on-black sexin' as well. An opportunity was missed, in my opinion. After all those seasons (granted, the movie took place in roughly the second or possibly third season of the show), there was a decent wealth of characters that could have been used. Oh, and "Sandra" was completely wasted - what the hell was up with that?
@Lux Alptraum: I like your way of thinking, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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I'm still a bit antsy on a Rudy scene, though, but if there is one, it better be with Bud. The dialog that's playing in my head is just all kinds of awesome.
12/01/09
By the by, that could also be a barista-themed porn feature, in Spanish (Venti en mi boca).
12/01/09
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07/09/09
Also, I was kind of relieved that there wasn't a Rudy sex scene.
07/09/09
07/08/09
07/08/09
07/08/09
And the thing that ticks me off is when they invent characters when they don't have to. Take some one-off characters that were actually on the show and use them.
07/08/09
Speaking of Kenny: though I didn't mention it, Nina Devon was pretty good as Rudy, too.
07/08/09
Which reminds me, I think it's time for another poll for what show you would like to be porn parodied. I've actually got a really good idea for one (and if it's been done before, then damnit it needs to be done again).
07/09/09
I was disappointed there wasn't more black-on-black sexin' as well. An opportunity was missed, in my opinion. After all those seasons (granted, the movie took place in roughly the second or possibly third season of the show), there was a decent wealth of characters that could have been used. Oh, and "Sandra" was completely wasted - what the hell was up with that?
07/09/09
07/10/09
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I'm still a bit antsy on a Rudy scene, though, but if there is one, it better be with Bud. The dialog that's playing in my head is just all kinds of awesome.
07/08/09
07/08/09
Haha, good one, Lux :)
I am still waiting for a Fresh Prince of Bell Air spoof
02/22/09
02/19/09