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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    10/21/09

    In reply to "Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy
    (no relation)

    Unless you count sexual.

    Amiright? Amiright?

    [Tugs at collar.] #hillaryscott
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    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was starred Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was unstarred
    Image of davidaaronclark000 davidaaronclark000
    10/14/09

    In reply to "Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy
    I foresee a flurry of third-person press releases from Jeff somehow turning this review into, as Jose Chung would put it, "an unqualified rave!"
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    davidaaronclark000 was starred davidaaronclark000 was unstarred
    Image of LoganConverse LoganConverse
    06/28/09

    In reply to "Star Trix": The Forgotten "Star Trek" Porn Parody
    why isn't ryder doing B/G anymore Gram???????
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    LoganConverse was starred LoganConverse was unstarred
    Image of JeanneDufie JeanneDufie
    06/17/09

    In reply to "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A Comparison
    xxx jayden = scrubs jordan

    I think that's as close to what she will be. on the xxx they do they are exes.
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    JeanneDufie was starred JeanneDufie was unstarred
    Image of offred offred
    06/16/09

    In reply to The Doctor Is In: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody"
    For shame. How can you have Scrubs porn without Guy Love, between two guys?
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    offred was starred offred was unstarred
    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    06/16/09

    @offred: Have you met the mainstream porn industry?
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    Lux Alptraum was starred Lux Alptraum was unstarred
    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    06/16/09

    @Lux Alptraum: Correction: Have you met the mainstream straight porn industry?
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    Lux Alptraum was starred Lux Alptraum was unstarred
    Image of paraffinshot paraffinshot
    06/15/09

    In reply to The Doctor Is In: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody"
    No J.D./Turk action?
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    paraffinshot was starred paraffinshot was unstarred
    Image of JackKerowackoff JackKerowackoff
    06/15/09

    In reply to The Doctor Is In: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody"
    Missy Stone < Madelyne Marie
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    JackKerowackoff was starred JackKerowackoff was unstarred
    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    06/15/09

    @JackKerowackoff: Different strokes for different folks, man.
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    06/15/09

    In reply to The Doctor Is In: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody"
    What a coincidence! I just watched this over the weekend, too (more evidence that you and I are totally in sync, Fleshbot).


    I liked it. I wish it had more plot and that they had incorporated some of the show's female guest stars (Molly Clock, etc.) into the sex scenes instead of just making them anonymous chicks. The music could've been better. Jack Lawrence as Doctor Cox was severely underutilized (seriously? Not a single funny porny rant to D.J.?). I'm not sure the Janitor deserved a sex scene. But overall, it was fun.


    My fave scene was Shane and Thea- they seemed to actually remember that they were playing characters (while not sacrificing on the sex).


    But yeah. It was still a decent flick.

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    cand86 was starred cand86 was unstarred
    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    06/15/09

    @cand86: Maybe New Sensations will take note of these suggestions and incorporate them into a sequel--or maybe in some webisodes, like they made for "The Office."
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    Image of Conrad Conrad
    06/15/09

    @Lux Alptraum: Did they make sex webisodes for the office parody? If so, that's pretty amazing dedication.


    I just bought a copy of this for our friend, Brian, he is an avid Scrubs fan. And most likely an avid masturbator.

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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    06/15/09

    @Conrad: Yes: [fleshbot.com]
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    Lux Alptraum was starred Lux Alptraum was unstarred
    Image of bzierunkel bzierunkel
    05/19/09

    In reply to "Star Trix": The Forgotten "Star Trek" Porn Parody
    Heh. Did that pussy start out unpainted? Or is "Kirk" licking his way to the juicy pink center?
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    bzierunkel was starred bzierunkel was unstarred
    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    05/19/09

    In reply to "Star Trix": The Forgotten "Star Trek" Porn Parody
    But "Star Trix" is a curiosity as an example of a low-budget, half-hearted attempt to cash in on something that needn't have been...


    Translated to garage: "It was the end of something that was not meant to end, beginning of hard times to come..."


    (Yes, I said "hard"... & "come".)

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    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was starred Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was unstarred
    Image of Prof_Derzshowitz Prof_Derzshowitz
    05/19/09

    In reply to "Star Trix": The Forgotten "Star Trek" Porn Parody
    With the whole "let's leave the vulval area unpainted" thing, is this because of health concerns? Or is it because the green-skinned aliens simply lack pigment in that area, in the same way that black people have what appears to be lighter-coloured skin on their palms and the soles of their feet?
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    Image of Spyder01 Spyder01
    05/19/09

    @Prof_Derzshowitz: I'm pretty sure everyone's palms and feet soles (if that's what you call it), are lighter than their skin. I have never seen anyone otherwise.


    I would assume health concerns prevented she-hulk's vagina from being painted. I also don't think paint will mix well with the vagina's natural chemicals.

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    Image of MajorRichard MajorRichard
    05/20/09

    @Prof_Derzshowitz: I think the most likely answer is that oral sex would pretty much mean licking off green body paint.
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    MajorRichard was starred MajorRichard was unstarred
    Image of Prof_Derzshowitz Prof_Derzshowitz
    05/22/09

    @Spyder01: @MajorRichard: Hey Spidey, you're right that everyone's palms and soles of their feet (yes the bottom of your feet are called "soles") are lighter than the rest of their skin. That's kind of what I meant when I said that black people's palms "appear" lighter than the rest of their skin, but I guess I should've made myself more clear in my writing, so sorry about that.


    [Not that anyone cares, but the reason for this is that everybody's palms and soles lack the pigmentation that's in the rest of the body's epidermis. The "lightness" is just more noticeable in African Americans because of the more distinct contrast in skin tones].


    Though I suppose the real reason for leaving the pussy untouched is for health reasons, I do like MajorRichard's idea that it's actually the result of some intensive oral action. It reminds me of Li'l Kim's "How Many Licks," but in some alien, futuristic setting.

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    Image of FalconryoftheEroticVariety FalconryoftheEroticVariety
    05/06/09

    In reply to Ironic Hustler Release Recalls Penny Flame In Happier XXX Days
    i see what you did there. very nice.
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    Image of Tricked Tricked
    05/06/09

    In reply to Ironic Hustler Release Recalls Penny Flame In Happier XXX Days
    It's funny, but I feel a tad... odd... when thinking of Jennie's former life rearing its beautiful head (which, in turn, [insert crass comment here]). I dunno... maybe it's because I find myself really liking Jennie as a person and not as an object of masturbation. Bah.
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    Image of hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB
    05/06/09

    @Tricked: What, you didn't like Jennie as a person before? Because I liked her as a person and an object of masturbatory fantasies.
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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    05/06/09

    @hodayathink is looking for a white 20-something porn actres...: Likewise. Also, she herself says that she wants people to keep watching her porn, and that she's proud of her work.
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    Image of Tricked Tricked
    05/07/09

    @hodayathink is looking for a white 20-something porn actres...: To be honest, I never took the time to try to know her. That's my mistake. Hell, I can also honestly say I haven't seen but a few clips of her work (once upon a time, I had several gigs of Penny on my drive... but one Windows crash removed that awesome folder) - and again, my mistake. Now, knowing about her struggles to regain herself... I don't know, it's just a tad different. I'm sure I'll get over it, sooner before later :)
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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    05/07/09

    @Tricked: Well, yeah--if this is your first introduction to someone as a person, I can see their being some weirdness.
     Reply
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    Image of MalzyWheels MalzyWheels
    05/05/09

    In reply to Ironic Hustler Release Recalls Penny Flame In Happier XXX Days
    Jennie's blog did say that Penny did do enough material so that they'll be new releases of her coming out for quite a while...
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    MalzyWheels was starred MalzyWheels was unstarred
    Image of hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB
    05/06/09

    @MalzyWheels: Honestly, it seems like that's true for most of the popular women, though. At least the ones not under contract. I mean, she says herself on her old blog she usually shot 10-20 scenes a month, and you usually only see at most 3-7 released each month.
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    Image of bidonnamarie bidonnamarie
    04/25/09

    In reply to Learning To Love You (And Her) More
    Lux always greats posts, you must have been reading my mind as to what I wanted!


    Hug and Kisses

    Donna Marie

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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    04/14/09

    In reply to Does "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" Sink Or Swim?
    Fortunately, it's only a three-hours tour, so the Viagra won't wear off too soon.
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    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was starred Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was unstarred
    Image of Conrad Conrad
    04/14/09

    In reply to Does "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" Sink Or Swim?
    Although Mary Ann is very clearly enjoying, and controlling her scene. A rare hapenning in porn.
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    Image of Writestuff Writestuff
    04/14/09

    In reply to Does "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" Sink Or Swim?
    I can't wait to see what the Professor makes out of coconuts - bra? diaphragm?
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    Image of DCypher DCypher
    03/25/09

    In reply to “This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island XXX”: Our Latest Guilty Pleasure Porn Parody
    Hustler's spelling not mine :)
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    03/25/09

    In reply to “This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island XXX”: Our Latest Guilty Pleasure Porn Parody
    Darryl Hanah's facial expressions are priceless.
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