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    Image of Clare Clare
    11/29/09

    In reply to Tis The Season: Your Sexy Holiday Shopping Guide
    I L-O-V-E LOVE that the penises on that Agent Provocateur cardigan are ejaculating the "AP" logo.
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    11/29/09

    In reply to Tis The Season: Your Sexy Holiday Shopping Guide
    Those vagina pendents are scary stuff!

    "For the stylist genital enthusiast" Oh my hahaha!
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    Image of ValfridBuccaneer ValfridBuccaneer
    11/27/09

    In reply to Tis The Season: Your Sexy Holiday Shopping Guide
    Is it possible to get a link to the non-gallery format on gallery posts? :)
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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    11/27/09

    @ValfridBuccaneer: Just subtract /gallery/ from the end of the url.
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    11/27/09

    In reply to Tis The Season: Your Sexy Holiday Shopping Guide
    Is this where we can ask fleshbot's wizened advice on other gifts? The girlfriend wants an electric shaver for both legs and everywhere else. Any tips on where to start, or even what website to shop and trust the reviews of?
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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    01/02/09

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? 69 Days of Christmas Edition
    "Jewish kids get 8 nights, but all they are getting are blue socks!"
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    Image of pennycandy pennycandy
    12/23/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? 69 Days of Christmas Edition
    I'm getting Nuttin' for christmas...
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    Image of Gram Ponante Gram Ponante
    01/03/09

    @pennycandy: WINNER!
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    Image of OrenHalomiosis OrenHalomiosis
    12/22/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? 69 Days of Christmas Edition
    Joy to the world: the girls want come.

    This pole has never been more North.

    Ho. Ho. Ho.

    'Tis the season to be naughty.

    Ready for a visit from Old St. Dick.

    Up on the rooftop, clit clit clit.

    When what to my wondering eyes should appear
    but a hottie just begging to be banged in the rear.

    Fuck all night, sleigh all day.
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    Image of dirtybacon dirtybacon
    12/21/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? 69 Days of Christmas Edition
    This makes me think of a porn I saw years ago, I think it was called "Merry XXXmas" (though I could be wrong). There was a midget that played an elf, and when he finished spreading his christmas cheer all over the willing receiver, she begged for more.


    "Sorry baby, Christmas only comes once a year!" he quips, then they all laugh. end scene.


    Ah, those yuletide memories... I'll have to think up a submission while remembering all the wonderful porn of years past.

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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    12/22/08

    @dirtybacon: Did Thorazine do the soundtrack?
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    12/21/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? 69 Days of Christmas Edition
    "Finishing on the main-stage, Comet -- & remember, she'll be coming around to your tables, so don't forget to tip. Now, please give it up for Cupid..." Arriving soon to DVD: Eight to Pull My Sleigh.
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    12/20/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? 69 Days of Christmas Edition
    Rudolph the Red Cocked Reindeer, Had a very shiny...
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    12/20/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? 69 Days of Christmas Edition
    Santa doesn't want a Red Rider, he wants a Pink Vagina!
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    Image of MajorRichard MajorRichard
    12/20/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? 69 Days of Christmas Edition
    Wait till you you see THESE Santa's helpers.
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    Image of jp182 jp182
    12/20/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? 69 Days of Christmas Edition
    "You got a special treat in your stocking this year!"
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    Image of MalzyWheels MalzyWheels
    12/20/08

    In reply to What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? 69 Days of Christmas Edition
    Santa only cums once a year. Shouldn't he get the type of cookies he really wants? You think he travels the world to make the little kiddie-poos happy, or to spread peace on Earth and good will toward man? Bullshit. He does it for the pussy! Don't believe me? Ask the Milf next door.


    The next time a prostitute comes on to you for a date, ask yourself: What would Jesus do?

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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    11/28/08

    In reply to The Holiday Gap: Busting Scales, Nuts
    Is all of Gawker out to get the Lions?


    Even so, these pictures, mostly the last, redeem you.

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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    11/29/08

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Well, young Dashiell Bennett loves him some Lions, I know that. But he can't help it--he's from Michigan.
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    11/29/08

    @Lux Alptraum: Is that Michigander Wert still at Jalopnik? Recall him a Tigers fan -- came out during the '06 MLB playoff coverage at Deadspin -- with him presumably a Lions rooter, too.
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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    11/29/08

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Yes, Wert's still in charge. The Michiganders are slowly but surely taking over Gawker. I find it terrifying.
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    Image of pweasels pweasels
    12/01/08

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: If it makes you feel any better, I think there is something heroic about an 0-16 season. Seriously - any number of teams can go 1-15 or 2-12 - there's nothing redeeming about that kind of badness - but 0-16 is epic; it's the stuff legends are made of. The Spartans at Thermopylae were destroyed tot he last man; so were the Texans at the Alamo. That's what greatness is about. I'm not out to get the Lions - I just think that if you're going to lose, you might as well lose huge.
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