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Conrad
12/15/09

In reply to Toy Story: Fleshbot's Top Ten Sex Toys Of 2009
I don't think it's the Form 2's fault that all our vibrators turned into Zombies. I don't know what caused it, but it seems to have stopped now.

The Form 2 is an amazing little toy.
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frankystainz
11/03/09

In reply to Pink Visual's FapMapper Wants To Put Your Fap On The Map
The name is awesomely funny. The concept is awesomely funny. But this is one of those apps that wouldn't be of any use in practice. So, now I have a map of where people rubbed one out. And...? The only way this could be great, and obnoxious is if someone mapped a place where they PLANNED to rub one out. And then challenged others to tag the spot by rubbing one out there as well. Like geocaching. Except with DNA! Jizzocaching.
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sacofmale
10/27/09

In reply to Design Your Own Adult iPhone Game—And Win Free Porn!
Nike +... Fleshlight edition... just tape a nike + dongle onto the Fleshlight then you can track your...err workouts! you could even go for a new record! then upload to the server to compete with friends!
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Lux Alptraum
10/28/09

@sacofmale: Uh....that's not something that would work within the format of iTouchHer. #iphone
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jp182
10/27/09

In reply to Design Your Own Adult iPhone Game—And Win Free Porn!
How well do you know your favorite pornstar?

there is a picture of an actor/actress with a bar on the left with various toys or objects most likely to be found in that star's videos. If the right object is picked, then the star moans/grunts and then orgasms. For example, if the picture is of Cytherea and the objects are: a towel, a double sided dildo, and a whip. In this example, picking the towel when then change the picture to Cytherea in mid-squirt. The game gets more difficult as you go along as the stars become less and less well known. After the player gets 3 wrong, provide them with a link to join the mobile porn site. #iphone
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Sovin
09/29/09

In reply to Pink Visual's FapMapper Wants To Put Your Fap On The Map
Fine. Who are you going to show it to?
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Lux Alptraum
09/29/09

@Sovin: It's not a personal map, it's a communal map. So you're showing it to anyone and everyone who looks at it.
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Sovin
09/30/09

@Lux Alptraum: Sorry I didn't realize that. Now it not only makes sence, but might be fun as well!
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LambertHamjam
09/17/09

In reply to Pornstars Now Available On Your iPhone (As Long As They Keep Their Clothes On)
There have been pornstar apps in the store for a while now. Nautica Thorn and Tera Patrick have had slide-puzzle games for at least 6 months (that's about when I first saw them).
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piggythewonderdog
09/17/09

In reply to Pornstars Now Available On Your iPhone (As Long As They Keep Their Clothes On)
Fuji-kun & ShyamariActaeus: The issue at stake is - Is it right for Apple to make the decision for you whether or not you need boobs or ass on your iPhone?

So far, Apple has not iPhone apps with full blown nudity/sex. Is that OK, or is it censorship? And if so, what are the implications? Could that mean that Apple can decide to kill any controversial app, like say an app that allows you to find the nearest Planned Parenthood?
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RainyDayInterns
09/17/09

@piggythewonderdog: It's their store. They can pretty much do what they want. Apple is not saying you can't have porn on your iPhone. They are saying they just won't sell it via the AppStore.

And yes... it does mean that Apple can kill any controversial app they don't like, but only via the AppStore channel...not out "in the wild". It is just like Walmart not selling porn in their stores. There is nothing much anyone can do about it (nor should they be able to)...other than not buy the phone.

That's the nice thing about having end to end "control."
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hodayathink wants WWFRD back!
09/17/09

@RainyDayInterns: That is why I love Android.
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Fuji-kun
09/16/09

In reply to Pornstars Now Available On Your iPhone (As Long As They Keep Their Clothes On)
i want this up still. you dont need to have boobs and ass all the time. to look at this on my phone would be nice enough. or better than nothing at all.
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I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!
09/01/09

In reply to Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The OhMiBod Freestyle
"I'd also love it if some future version of the Freestyle would enable the user to skip through songs using the toy alone."

Sounds like a good Kegal exercise
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angelicbeef
08/31/09

In reply to Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The OhMiBod Freestyle
it'd be easy to wire the parts together for a bluetooth enabled vibe, i'd make one if I could sculpt the casings without giggling. try posting a commission to craigslist in a engineering college town
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cand86
08/31/09

In reply to Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The OhMiBod Freestyle
I love the idea of the OhMiBod and all its incarnations, but the first one I bought was just disappointing and didn't work at all. I've decided to avoid the fancy innovative stuff and stick to what works since then.

But it's good to know they're working to make it better for people who enjoyed the original version.
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Stewie Griffin
08/05/09

In reply to Sexlets: The Gum That Lets You Sex
Sounds like the "Sexual Hormone Chewing Gum" in Brave New World.
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atlas
08/04/09

In reply to Sexlets: The Gum That Lets You Sex
masturbate while you masticate!
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ShrimayiOggie
08/04/09

In reply to Sexlets: The Gum That Lets You Sex
They should just make flesh colored gum that you stick on the end of your penis when you are done chewing.
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