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New York, 12:42 PM
Sat Dec 26
1 posts in the last 24 hours
While I give mad props to Beaker for his haikus, we need to step it up and provide a bit of competition. In that spirit, I present my recipe for well-seasoned sex, all ingredients drawn from porn titles:
1 Spicy Latina
2 cups Salsa and Spice
1/2 pound Chicken Heads
1/2 pound Sweet and Sour Porked
1/4 pound Dark Meat
2 Cinnamon Bunz
1 oz Dirt Pipe Milkshake
1 oz Cum Fart Cocktail
2 oz Beefeaters
minced Hawaiian Ginger
dusting of Asian Flower
Combine and stir with a Chocolate Stick. Pour into Big White Jelly Butts mould. Makes a Bakers Dozen.
That's the coolest thing I've ever heard. I could see this being the next big thing in porn, except for the whole STD testing process. That stuff can't be done on the spot and a condom only does so much. If they could figure out a way to modernize this, it would mean tons of money and lots more fans. I'm not a big purchaser of porn anymore (there's so much online these days for free) but I'm thinking about buying FAF5 right now and that says a lot being that the last porn movie I bought was that One Night In Paris crap. I was stuck in Indianapolis on business for a week and I happened across this quaint little porn shop and couldn't resist it. Worst $49.95 I ever spent.
Maybe you were just mistaken. Or maybe there is no extreme anal, e.g. rose-budding, in this film to make use of the actual Louisville race's prize in metaphor.
First off, I should admit that since I only occasionally drop "in-out; in-out" in order to follow the whole porn-star scene (and usually in a somewhat Milk-Plus-influenced Droog-like manner), I am not currently up to speed in terms of star and starlet relationships. However, given the whole "porn-heroes-acting-like-regular-people-on-vacation" theme of this latest production, I have to ask the following question:
...is there any possibility that James and Joanna are still currently dating? [While, {naturally} fucking the shit out of other sexy people when they're doing their 9-to-5?].
Since if they've still managed to stick together for this long [I'm guessing since the start of their breakout into the porn mainstream in '04-'05?], I think Fleshbot should create some kind of Award for them in celebration of this achievement. Cause, I mean, seriously; if that honestly is the case, they would probably be well above the average relationship success rate for the standard Hollywood couple. And such an achievement should definitely be honoured...
12/24/09
1 Spicy Latina
2 cups Salsa and Spice
1/2 pound Chicken Heads
1/2 pound Sweet and Sour Porked
1/4 pound Dark Meat
2 Cinnamon Bunz
1 oz Dirt Pipe Milkshake
1 oz Cum Fart Cocktail
2 oz Beefeaters
minced Hawaiian Ginger
dusting of Asian Flower
Combine and stir with a Chocolate Stick. Pour into Big White Jelly Butts mould. Makes a Bakers Dozen.
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Like the hidden message in Daft Punk's Discovery -- "very disco" -- I think you're right.
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Maybe you were just mistaken. Or maybe there is no extreme anal, e.g. rose-budding, in this film to make use of the actual Louisville race's prize in metaphor.
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/granted, she prolly shoots for a different studio
//still...
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...is there any possibility that James and Joanna are still currently dating? [While, {naturally} fucking the shit out of other sexy people when they're doing their 9-to-5?].
Since if they've still managed to stick together for this long [I'm guessing since the start of their breakout into the porn mainstream in '04-'05?], I think Fleshbot should create some kind of Award for them in celebration of this achievement. Cause, I mean, seriously; if that honestly is the case, they would probably be well above the average relationship success rate for the standard Hollywood couple. And such an achievement should definitely be honoured...
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