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New York, 10:31 AM
Wed Dec 23
21 posts in the last 24 hours
I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm mostly a gonzo guy myself so maybe I'm a bit biased.
@Lux Alptraum: Hmf. I guess I haven't been paying as much attention as I thought, but I know she did at least a few others with her adorable originals. "Jack's Teen America 23" and "Perfect Pet", at least.
Few things are more startling and depressing than when a favorite young porn star goes the boob job route. It's like when Van Halen started using synthesizers. #rileysteele
@slimhope: She def had them in "Pirates 2," which was shot pretty soon after she signed. I'm guessing she shot "Perfect Pet," "JTA," and "Naked Aces" all around the same time...and then had them slowly rolled out post-boob job. #rileysteele
Is this Marilyn Manson guy like the hottest fuck any porn star could ever have or is he some kind of controlling contriving weirdo? What's up with that? These women act like he bought out their contract. #stoya
@I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: Given the shelf-life of a Manson coupling, I suspect Stoya will be back making pictures sometime mid-2010.
& the time away/spent with Marilyn shouldn't do anything to affect her acting, since Evan Rachel Wood certainly wasn't any worse for wear, just her usual meh-tastic self. #stoya
I found myself watching the scenes between the sex and paying more attention to those (aside from being traumatized by Dick James' reveal). I learned to stay away from slumber parties, lest I get hit by a Cadillac, so it was definitely worth it.
Also, I was kind of relieved that there wasn't a Rudy sex scene.
This was just an excuse to use the good Cosby name. Where was the Dr. Huxtable gyno-exam turned sultry? And the demonstration of Grandpa's horn-blowing technique by Grandma on her beloved husband? Sure, there was no Kenny, but if you wanted white on black sex, why not have that little next door neighbor fat kid go to town on Rudy? What's the world coming to when you can't trust porn to have a sensible plot?
And the thing that ticks me off is when they invent characters when they don't have to. Take some one-off characters that were actually on the show and use them.
@Lux Alptraum: You have the spoofs like this and I've heard a few others (I've never actually watched any of them) where they get the look and feel of it right. But for me, my favorite one is going to be the first one where there isn't an invented character in the entire thing.
Which reminds me, I think it's time for another poll for what show you would like to be porn parodied. I've actually got a really good idea for one (and if it's been done before, then damnit it needs to be done again).
I was disappointed there wasn't more black-on-black sexin' as well. An opportunity was missed, in my opinion. After all those seasons (granted, the movie took place in roughly the second or possibly third season of the show), there was a decent wealth of characters that could have been used. Oh, and "Sandra" was completely wasted - what the hell was up with that?
@Lux Alptraum: I like your way of thinking, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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I'm still a bit antsy on a Rudy scene, though, but if there is one, it better be with Bud. The dialog that's playing in my head is just all kinds of awesome.
Is Dcypher really going to get a chance to nail Faye? Cause that would possibly be the most amazing thing that's ever happened in Fleshbot history. Or is this just some sort of elaborate gag?
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But yeah, it made me sad too. #rileysteele
10/27/09
Few things are more startling and depressing than when a favorite young porn star goes the boob job route. It's like when Van Halen started using synthesizers. #rileysteele
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& the time away/spent with Marilyn shouldn't do anything to affect her acting, since Evan Rachel Wood certainly wasn't any worse for wear, just her usual meh-tastic self. #stoya
10/17/09
Also, release the damn DP already! #stoya
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Also, I was kind of relieved that there wasn't a Rudy sex scene.
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And the thing that ticks me off is when they invent characters when they don't have to. Take some one-off characters that were actually on the show and use them.
07/08/09
Speaking of Kenny: though I didn't mention it, Nina Devon was pretty good as Rudy, too.
07/08/09
Which reminds me, I think it's time for another poll for what show you would like to be porn parodied. I've actually got a really good idea for one (and if it's been done before, then damnit it needs to be done again).
07/09/09
I was disappointed there wasn't more black-on-black sexin' as well. An opportunity was missed, in my opinion. After all those seasons (granted, the movie took place in roughly the second or possibly third season of the show), there was a decent wealth of characters that could have been used. Oh, and "Sandra" was completely wasted - what the hell was up with that?
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I'm still a bit antsy on a Rudy scene, though, but if there is one, it better be with Bud. The dialog that's playing in my head is just all kinds of awesome.
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07/08/09
Haha, good one, Lux :)
I am still waiting for a Fresh Prince of Bell Air spoof
06/17/09
the 23rd of June..
Vivid
B/G/G
Faye, Hanna Hilton, and....
me
jk
it's with the jewboy..
Jesus... I mean.. porno Jesus, James Deen... ^_~
(who is my on going mentor.. I respect his jewness)
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06/13/09
/gawker history lesson
06/15/09