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SilvesterKabob
04/24/09

In reply to No Faux's Trouble Gets A Double Pancake Tribute
that's my pancake.
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ValdemarAnchialus
03/20/09

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I suppose the Pancake-topped heads had to come to this.
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BeautifulAgony
03/04/09

In reply to No Faux's Trouble Gets A Double Pancake Tribute
Being pancake-fucked is great, sure... but I prefer being French-toasted while getting buttered up and Belgian-waffled from behind.

In any case, I get covered with warm, delicious, sticky syrup.
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Tricked
03/05/09

@BeautifulAgony: Your euphemisms elude me, but that wouldn't stop me from bringing the breakfast sausage and a bowl of Cocoa Puffs to the festivities.
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cand86
03/04/09

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OMG, is that a syrupy pancake being used as a strap-on?

Nice, very nice.
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Tricked
02/25/09

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Why?
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MalzyWheels
02/24/09

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Did you notice that Palin could be taken as a transsexual in the painting?
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Lux Alptraum
02/24/09

@MalzyWheels: Yes, though I thought that was the moose cock.
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MalzyWheels
02/24/09

@Lux Alptraum: Umm, I don't know...
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BeautifulAgony
02/24/09

@Lux Alptraum: I'm reasonably sure that is Palin's pussy with her own hairstyle as pubes on it... the larger view give sme that impression, anyway... because if it's a moose cock it's pretty tiny, and also you can see what looks to be her pussy lips.
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Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
02/24/09

@BeautifulAgony: Nice catch. I do see the similarity between the hair of her head & the hair where the man's other head goes.
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BeautifulAgony
02/24/09

@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Or in this case, where the moose cock goes...
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Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
02/10/09

In reply to It's A Super-Funpacked Double Edition Of Faithmouse This Week!
"We don't know what this is about, so let's share this picture of a penis with a pancake on top".
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BBsinead
02/10/09

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WOAH These are amazing!!
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Lux Alptraum
02/10/09

@BBsinead: They could easily be yours!
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ZaidJorts
02/05/09

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Dan Lacey's artworks are very welcome ! at SexyArtGallery.com . . .

Cheers,
Zaki
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Angelo
02/05/09

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It seems to me like John D. Long "Your Humble Servant" was looking for something to complain about. And thus, his rant wasn't fully thought out. As BeautifulAgony points out, the problem is whether eBay thinks Dan Lacey's drawing is 'Adult' or not. See their policy. [pages.ebay.com]

But no one is complaining about these full frontal items:

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So it looks like Lacey may be in the clear.

I emailed eBay in defense of Dan Lacey's work and received a generic response. I wouldn't be surprised if J.D. Long also received a similarly unsympathetic email to his complaint.

I thought of blogging about this but then decided the conservative nut wasn't worth it and didn't deserve anymore attention.
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BeautifulAgony
02/04/09

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meh, I really just can't manage to care.... It's just terms of service. They have every right to block whatever they like, even if for wholly ridiculous reasons that only a retarded monkey on crack could fathom. But, in the end, it's their right to conduct business as they please, as much as it may irk us and ruffle our feathers.

The lesson to walk away with here should not be, "how to fight oppression and stick it to the man" but rather "here is a business niche you can take advantage of, since some upright, conservative pricks are having a wiggins over some picture" and make yourself some cashy money.
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Lux Alptraum
02/04/09

@BeautifulAgony: Fair points, but nudity is not a violation of eBay's TOS.
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BeautifulAgony
02/04/09

@Lux Alptraum:

The only issue here is if the item in question was correctly listed as "Adult Only" in which case, their TOS would allow it if it was within their specified guidelines. The TOS states, rather clearly, that full frontal nudity requires this categorization. Even a game like Fallout 3 requires the Adult Only category.
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JillianEnyo
02/04/09

@BeautifulAgony: That's not true - Fine art nude pics can be on the general audiences section of the site. The adult section is for whats more likely to be considered porn. I know that the definition of fine are can leave it up to some interpretation, but there are plenty of art nudes in the regular section. See: http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/adult-only.html

What kinds of items are permitted on main eBay pages?

Some examples include:

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Pre-1980 Playboy, Playgirl and Penthouse magazines (but the can be listed only in the Magazine Back Issues: Other category).
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Video games rated Mature.
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Unrated DVDs that originally had an MPAA rating.
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Profanity as long as long as it was part of the original title or description of a DVD or CD.
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Any media item available in the eBay prefill catalog.

Also - the fine are > nudes category: http://listings.ebay.com/_W0QQsocmdZListingItemList?pfid=17&gcs=16&sacat=-100&reqtype=2&socmd=ListingItemList&socdpfcat=72181&from=R2&pagetype=2&dfsp=32&pfmode=2&a43=2186&alist=a43

See, eBay isn't THAT prudish
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Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
02/06/09

@BeautifulAgony: E*Play.com remains available. Could double as an adult friend finder type site with auctions as a bonus.
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Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
02/02/09

In reply to Dan Lacey, The Painter Of Pancakes, Comes To Fleshbot
Rat-tail, or umbilical chord?
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