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New York, 3:47 AM
Fri Dec 25
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12/24/09
1 Spicy Latina
2 cups Salsa and Spice
1/2 pound Chicken Heads
1/2 pound Sweet and Sour Porked
1/4 pound Dark Meat
2 Cinnamon Bunz
1 oz Dirt Pipe Milkshake
1 oz Cum Fart Cocktail
2 oz Beefeaters
minced Hawaiian Ginger
dusting of Asian Flower
Combine and stir with a Chocolate Stick. Pour into Big White Jelly Butts mould. Makes a Bakers Dozen.
12/19/09
Done ... all cuffs secure.
Tied to the bed, spread-eagle.
Spectacular view!
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Flurry of movement.
Body parts find counterparts.
Three is not a crowd.
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She twists, then she turns.
I am right where she wants me.
How I love this game!
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Vocabulary.
Ardent. Irreverent. Obscene.
Whisper in my ear.
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12/17/09
12/15/09
12/15/09
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Bounteous bosom!
Forgive my joyous outburst.
Thy peaks enrapture.
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Divine anatomy.
Beauty spills forth from thy pores.
Drench me with thy flood!
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Baroque pulchritude.
Abundant and plump, thou art.
Care to bounce with me?
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Thou be courtesan?
I pray thee, answer softly.
My wife is nearby.
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12/15/09
If I werst to compare thee to a frolicking summer's day,
wouldst thou look upon thyself as a lowly Summer's Eve?
Thou art so lovely, and so fine,
with golden locks of pearls draping around thine fair, beautiful face.
Thou bosom arst so ample, so healthy, so grand,
Like a majestic mountain range ye admires off in the vast horizon.
With a stout, strong frame, with padding whereat one wouldst expect,
I wouldst grasp unto to thee by the behind and mount thy person like a rabid dog.
But I get carried away with thyself.
12/18/09
12/14/09
12/12/09
wouldst that I beg thine attention and indulgence for the merest of moments?
For it is the merest yet greatest of things that I wouldst seek,
To make of this dreary world a better place,
and to increase the blessings of the divine firmament upon this ragamuffiin motley we name "mankind".
For surely, that name dost lie, for man is unkind. Indeed, man's lies be the greatest of unkindness,
While the gentleness of womanhood be the kindest of all when she doth lie with a man.
Ah, but there's the rub, and the crux of my proposition to be laid bare!
Again must I beg, in that your patience wanes while my speech waxes in length,
Please! To indulge my tongue's thickness, shall I endeavor to achieve a depth that wouldst justify thine pleasure!
To be blunt, then, shall I make to the point?
Joy, then, shall I shout to the heavens, for it is joy that I seek.
Not mine, but thine, for your beauty is a heavenly sign,
That redemption is to be found in joy, and joy to be had in pleasure!
And so it is the pleasure of your company that I seek, a joy to be had,
if we three somehow were to join in heavenly delight.
Thus does my speech conclude, an unnatural length to bring the cock's crow,
As I would spend the night in thine ladies' presence
To ensure thy joy above and before mine own
And to glorify the heavens until the approach of the softening dawn.
12/07/09
ahem...
Oh Lord, if you take me
make me a c-a-p
Specifically the one
between Lisa Ann's Teeth
if i should die this night
in a peaceful manner
Let me come back
as Lisa Ann's Planner
So she could lay joy
across thine dates
so I can silently motorboat
Oh what a fate
Hell I'll be her mirror
so when she gazes
I'd steam all up
and she can draw happy faces...
I'd be her toilet seat...
and ignore the smell
A combination baday,
with squirts for her tail
I'd be her bed spread
and absorb all her juice
A fit-it bed spread
that would never come loose.
But Lord if you take me
at least before I die,
let me win that copy of wet,
if I do I'd probably cry.
And Lisa Ann if came and stole it, You know I'd Catch ya
And give you some Good Dethzilla Lovin?
*wink wink* YOU BETCHA!
12/06/09
Oh Lisa Ann, thy subjects will be true
Toward thy bosom, hanging like ripe fruit.
Its ample offers craft a heady brew,
That clouds the minds of even the astute.
By teaming with the fair Julia Ann,
Thou plays in waters leading thou to shiver.
To watch thy exploits will lead ev'ry man,
To tremble, with their manhoods all a-quiver.
When I was young and green in days of yore,
I quested vainly to attract a sylph.
Alas, I now know that which I adore;
The beauteous curves found only on a MILF.
My want for thou is not for Sarah Palin,
But to go rogue in a fit of heedless nailin'.
(Iambic pentameter is a real pain to write in!)
12/06/09
12/06/09
Looks good. Congratulations, you're a Sonneteer! So now, to catch up with Shakespeare, you only need to write 153 more :-)
12/06/09
Being mauled by Lisa Ann
Perfect way to go
12/05/09
and ass so unbelievable
that this haiku needs
another line
12/04/09
Lisa Ann has these virtues,
With plenty to spare.
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Her "in your face" charm
Is a direct result of
Rampant bralessness.
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One form of measure
Defines her beauty nicely:
Thirty-eight-D-D.
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The dictionary
Defines "full throttle sexy"
As: See Lisa Ann.
12/02/09
12/02/09
This was an outrageous suit said the judge, referring to both the costume and the occasion. Placebo Man scanned the courtroom to make sure, and then popped one right there on the stand. The judge immediately knew she had something incredible on her hands but only giving a wink as to not inquire publicly any further. Placebo Man shrugged as he jotted her down for an appointment and then started off toward the streets of decay. The judge's apprentice, a barely legal girl, suddenly dropped her stenographer's equipment, pulled out a lollipop sized piece of a plastic stick and ran out after him. Unfortunately she had to memorize all there was to write home about. But this was different than what she had been used to before. You see, making people feel good was his game. But you have to be over 18 to enjoy his sweets! Even so, Placebo Man grew weary of his smile. But they just kept coming.
12/03/09
12/03/09
12/02/09
#tips
12/02/09
This was an outrageous suit said the judge, until Placebo Man popped one right there on the stand. The judge winked at him but could not pin point what it tasted like. Placebo Man shrugged and started off unto the streets of decay. That is until a barely legal girl pulled a tiny piece of a plastic stick and ran out after him. Placebo Man grew weary of his smile. But they just kept coming. Making you feel good is his game. But you have to be over 18 to play. Only then, can you truly enjoy his sweets!
11/30/09
Fellow college classmate of Max, Alexia Luv is a busty and beautiful woman who works part time as the college news journalist. Because she is the affeciton of most men and women, alexia Luv is often the damsel in distress. Commonly captured and sexually tortured/pleasured by thugs and supervillians alike, she is often saved by Penile Justice. Although she cares not of Max Johnson's crush for her, she is smitten by the heroic Penile Justices and his massive package.
Penile Justice'sarch nemesis, Bukkakia, is a former russian kgb spy who feeds off the seed of man. By performing sexual deeds (jerking off) to her victims and shallowing or being covered w/ their seed, Bukkakia has the ability to control any man she desires.
12/01/09
12/02/09
11/30/09
11/29/09
By night he becomes Sparky Joystick - A human electrified dildo who can find any Gräfenberg spot, no matter how elusive it is.
To maintain his superhuman stamina, Sparky Joystick requires a inhuman number of Kahlua sombreros, big, jiggly tits, and a electric wheelchair battery charger.
Not many things sap Sparky Joystick's power, but his mortal enemies all know that any song sung by Barry Manilow will turn this hero, sent from the Eros Nebula, into a puddle of mush.
The night has a thousand orgasms. All hail Sparky Joystick.