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New York, 10:08 AM
Fri Dec 4
21 posts in the last 24 hours
Man, I wish I was up on my Québécois chanteuses and ingenues. I'm still carrying a torch for Julie Masse and Mitsou, and nither of them are there.
Unlike the rest of Canada, Québéc has a star system.
When the NHL season is over -- granted, we're still in the playoffs, but Edmonton's Oilers sure aren't -- the Canadians need to find something to fill their time.
@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Anyone with an NES sex fantasy this specific and elaborate probably only knows about hockey from Blades of Steel. I doubt he was distracted during the regular season.
LOL - WAAAY back in the day; me and my ex-GF used to actually have a go at the original SMB while the "opponent" used to distract the player by "any means necessary". Doggie-style, HJ, BJ, cunny, salad, etc. Oh, the days this brings back!!!
If she's good, the encounter would be a short one - 1-1, 1-2, warp, 4-1, 4-2, warp, 8-1 through 8-4. I've seen a speed run somewhere (the YouTubes, possibly), and it wouldn't take long and OH MY GOD I'M SUCH A GEEK.
So you have to do 1-2, 1-3 and 1-4 consecutively. A decently experienced SMB1 player could probably do each in a minute or two, though getting fucked during the process might make you lose your concentration a little bit.
I have to give this guy props for dreaming big but, there's no way this guy is going to get anything that specific for free. However, it's probably equally difficult to find a pro skilled enough at SMB to fulfill his wishes.
First of all, hilarious. Completely, totally, absolutely hilarious. Especially this part:
If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.
Second, I think that's Super Mario Brothers 3 in the background.
Edit: Looking at the picture set, that definitely is SMB3 in the background. But beggars can't be choosers, I guess. And I think he'd be pissed that she's playing the Super Mario All-Stars version instead of the original NES version.
Damnit, there's enough porn people reading this blog. Somebody get on that. I could see this being up Baby Sinead's alley, as a matter of fact. But where do you get an NES from? Hmmm.
@creepynut: No, it's not. First of all, those clouds behind her look nothing like the background you would see on any SMB1 level. Second, if you look at the photo set she got this from, there are pictures that make it more obvious that this is SMB3:
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09/09/09
Unlike the rest of Canada, Québéc has a star system.
09/08/09
Is that a third nipple on Julie Depardieu's arm?
And what's going on with Anne-Marie L.'s nipples and areolae -- thet're purple and irregular. looks like someone colored them in, badly.
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05/09/09
I guess the guy is still looking.
05/09/09
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His blog is http://roissy.wordpress.com/ which is usually pretty funny.
05/09/09
If she's good, the encounter would be a short one - 1-1, 1-2, warp, 4-1, 4-2, warp, 8-1 through 8-4. I've seen a speed run somewhere (the YouTubes, possibly), and it wouldn't take long and OH MY GOD I'M SUCH A GEEK.
05/09/09
DO NOT take the secret level skip.
So you have to do 1-2, 1-3 and 1-4 consecutively. A decently experienced SMB1 player could probably do each in a minute or two, though getting fucked during the process might make you lose your concentration a little bit.
05/09/09
There's no princess at the end of 1-4. Just a mushroom retainer.
The princess is in another castle.
05/08/09
"We can do it doggie style while we both watch X Files."
05/08/09
05/08/09
If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.
Second, I think that's Super Mario Brothers 3 in the background.
Edit: Looking at the picture set, that definitely is SMB3 in the background. But beggars can't be choosers, I guess. And I think he'd be pissed that she's playing the Super Mario All-Stars version instead of the original NES version.
05/08/09
05/08/09
Damnit, there's enough porn people reading this blog. Somebody get on that. I could see this being up Baby Sinead's alley, as a matter of fact. But where do you get an NES from? Hmmm.
05/10/09
Actually, It's SMB1 being played on Super Mario All-Stars for the Super NES.
05/11/09
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