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New York, 9:13 PM
Thu Dec 24
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11/12/09
05/15/09
Of course, no clue how foursomes relate to jeans, but the ads certainly are pretty.
05/15/09
Calvin's always aimed his ads at bi-curious men and the women who love them, so no surprises on that front, but I agree that this ad's quite sexy.
02/01/09
Levis: all american baby!-doggy style
Lee: barn fucking the help (not gender specific i think everyone, regardless of orientation, wants to fuck "the help" in a barn, non?)
Wrangler: Reverse cowgirl
Jordache: disco, coked-out, cougar fuck
Tommy Hilfiger: senator, glory hole action
Diesel: twink bottom bj
Ralph Lauren: hand job in the clubhouse
Fubu: interracial cuckolding
Timberland: i agree, outdoor anything is fitting
01/31/09
Levis
Lee
Wrangler
Jordache
Tommy Hilfiger
Diesel
Ralph Lauren
Fubu
Timberland
02/01/09
So far I'm thinkin':
Levis: Standard Missionary
Lee: Midwestern MILF action
Timberland: Getting an outdoor BJ preferably in a pine forest
Wrangler: Bondage (Hogtie)
Jordache: 80s vintage porn w/ full pubes
Fubu: Sexy African-American Interracial action
Ralph Lauren: bi-metro MMF action
Tommy Hilfiger: Clean-cut college boy solo action
Diesel: ?
02/01/09
Levis: boy-girl (missionary or cowgirl) under the bleachers at the football stadium... as a game is in action
Lee: propositioning a mid-30s aged shopper at a grocery to join you & a friend for an Eiffel Tower
Timberland: sex with Shawn Colvin at the Grammy Awards (after your band has been passed over for Best Hip-Hop album)
Wrangler: ass-to-ass, prolly homosexual
Jordache: self-shot upskirt porn
Fubu: domination (w/ Foxy Borwn as your domme)
Ralph Lauren: making duck butter
Tommy Hilfiger: making duck butter without a partner
Diesel: boy-girl (various positions) filmed in the dressing-room, then uploaded to RedTube
01/31/09
and nah Lux, you don't need the jeans, just an a couple of sluts. OR my digits and a plane ticket, same dif.