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MalzyWheels
03/09/09

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Are we witnessing a drowning company?
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Splortched
02/12/09

In reply to MILF v. Cougar: It Has Begun
Good point. Milves and cougars are two very distinct categories that MUST be upheld as such...

Or else... the consequences could be dire!
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Gram Ponante
02/05/09

In reply to MILF v. Cougar: It Has Begun
This cascading and uncollapsing comment thread really confuses me.

Thankyou for loving Barbapapa. I don't think I'll replace Grimace with him/them yet (I seem to recall that Barbapapa was not only the name of the dad but also the whole family. Repressive gelatinous regime!) but it's important when we get sued by Ronald McDonald House to have an alternate.

Donna Marie, how would you define MILF v. Cougar? Are your offspring old enough to have friends with crushes on you? I have a crush on you, and I don't even know you.

And I want to lay claim to coining the term "milves" in July: [www.gramponante.com]
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Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
02/06/09

@Gram Ponante: Considering Mc Donald's did not block Playboy from doing the "Girls of the D's" pictorial, I don't think they have a morals-clause to stand on.
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bidonnamarie
02/04/09

In reply to MILF v. Cougar: It Has Begun
I'm a MILF and a Cougar. Proud of both. Sometimes passive and times really naughty, but I love reading about both!

Hugs and Kisses

Donna Marie
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dubman
02/04/09

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After a certain age, you become a Sabretooth Tiger...
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BeautifulAgony
02/03/09

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Also, the sudden and massive onrush of nostalgia from seeing the BARPAPAPA family in the main picture made me dizzy! I'm better now, but damn, that's cute. I'd compltely forgotten that part of my childhood!

Thanks Gram!
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BeautifulAgony
02/04/09

@BeautifulAgony: Edit: Barbapapa! :D
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Clare
02/03/09

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MILVES!

Lux, your wordplay pleases the grammar snob in me immensely.
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Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
02/03/09

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Because while a MILF can be a Cougar (it's all about the aggression), every Cougar is not necessarily a MILF.

Consider the Cougar a rectangle, & a Milf a square. Having brought a child to term is the four sides of equal measure.
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Lux Alptraum
02/03/09

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: But Milves aren't all Cougars--not all Milves pursue younger men.
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BeautifulAgony
02/03/09

@Lux Alptraum: Does the Cougar term apply to older women who pursue younger women? And what of attractive older women who haven't had children? Where will all this classification madness end!?
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Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
02/03/09

@Lux Alptraum: True, true. But don't ruin my geometric metaphor.

[Reminds self to brush up on comparison of regular & irregular trapezoids to transsexuals in various stages of surgically altering themselves.]
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daprincess
02/04/09

@BeautifulAgony: why does everything have to be about YOU!? hahahahahaha! XOXO
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daprincess
02/04/09

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: i say if it's hot, hump it. or rub to the thought of it, at least. never mind labels. ;-)
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