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Fleshbot Awards: A Taste Of The Action

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:35:00 EST

You've seen the sexy photos—now get a taste of the rest of the party. Video by Mike Byhoff.

First Time's The Charm?

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:30:01 EST

This can't possibly be their first homemade porn. Where are the awkward negotiations? The myriad jump cuts? How come he maintains an erection? This certainly wasn't like our first time.

The only way this couple could possibly pull off such an effortless first fuck film is if they scripted it. Or maybe they just have sex like this every single time. Or maybe they've studied tons of porn. It's a good thing this video is so hot, otherwise we'd be too frustrated to be aroused.

· our first porn (xtube.com)

Topless TV World Tour: Adriana Ugarte In Spain's "La Señora"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

We hear so much about the seductions of Spaniards, it's always nice to get a chance to see them in action. And on (Spanish) TV, no less...clearly, these are a people who really know how to live (and love).

· "La señora" (imdb.com)
· Adriana Ugarte in "La señora" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Rosie Jones' Boobs: Suitable For All Climates

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

If Rosie Jones were any less well-endowed, we'd be worried about her health. Then again, she does have that lovely hat to keep her warm. Everything's fine!

Nudity is always more alluring in the winter. Anyone can strut around naked in the sunshine, but it takes serious dedication to pimp your bod in the frost. Maybe Rosie prefers the cold; after all, some chicks are just too hot for the bear rug and fireplace.

· Get Cosy, Then Watch Rosie (frontarmy.co.uk)

Turnabout Is Fair Play

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:00:00 EST

Give to Lisa Ann, and she will give back...in spades. You scratch her back, she'll scratch yours; you give her oral pleasure, she'll give you oral ecstasy. That's just how she rolls, man.

· Buy Superstar MILFs (adameve.com)

Blown To Smithereens

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:30:01 EST

There's really nothing more to say about this video. It's one of the most epic blowjobs ever.

Also, it's in slow motion. Also, she really gets into touching herself. Trust us. It's worth watching.

· Nice Slow Mo BJ (xtube.com)

Just When You Least Expect It: More Pamela Anderson

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:30:01 EST

Ok, we know we said we were tiring of Pamela Anderson's nudity, but you have to forgive us this one time. We're addicts.

And besides, these are pictures of her butt. We've seen both below and above on her frontside, but almost nothing of her backside. We're just trying to give you a 3D concept of Pam Anderson's physique. We are, after all, scientists.

· Exclusive Pam Anderson Upskirt Ass Shots (taxidrivermovie.com)

What's The Japanese Word For Hot: Top Ten Sexy Asian Videos

Kate Kant — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST

While everyone else was kung fu fighting, we were discovering our love for the sexier aspects of Asian culture. Today we've got ten videos featuring hot Asian girls doing… whatever it is hot Asian girls do.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Sexy Asian Girl Dancing in Bikini (youtube.com)

Sexy asian girl in lingerie (youtube.com)

sexy boobs sexy asian girl oil tits xxx (youtube.com)

asian tits xxx sexy girl Japanese big boobs (youtube.com)

Sexy Asian Thai girl striptease on bed in panties (youtube.com)

More of the Sexy Asian Girl in the Bathtub (youtube.com)

Sexy asian babe red stockings bra and panties xxx (youtube.com)

Japanese chick with huge tits in the bathtub (youtube.com)

Erotic Massage Lessons – Sexy Asian Girl Gets a Rub Down (youtube.com)

Hot Asian girl Stephani Sweet's webpage (youtube.com)

Sexy Music Video Of Some Other Moment: Make The Girl Dance's "Baby Baby Baby"

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

You can tell we've been watching Victoria's Secret Push-Up Bra commercial too much, because we'd now like to draw your attention to the music. If you enjoyed seeing Victoria's Secret models strut to that song, you'll love this.

We know, it's pretty old news, but it's relevant. Furthermore, it's a really catchy song. Furthermore, that second girl has boobs so large that the censor bar barely covers it, and that's something everyone can enjoy.

· Make The Girl Dance Baby Baby Baby (youtube.com)

"Sex Rehab" Recap: Episode 2

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

On this week's episode of "Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew," Jennie discusses her earliest sexual experiences, and Dr. Drew peers into the dynamics of her childhood home.

Although the other patients are certainly dealing with their own anxieties and traumas, the majority of the episode focused on the tantrums thrown by the former Miss Teen USA (and boring "sex tape" star), Kari Ann Peniche. On a separate note, does anyone else think that Dr. Drew looks a bit like one of those Easter Island moai? With all due respect, of course.

· Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew | Ep. 102 (vh1.com)

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Previously: Welcome To "Sex Rehab," Penny Flame

Sensory Overload

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:00:00 EST

So many hands to slap that ass, so many dicks too suck—and just enough time to experience it all. Melissa Lauren, you lucky bitch. We don't know if we're more jealous of you or your gentleman friends.

· Buy "Your Ass Is Mine" (gamelink.com)

Topless TV World Tour: Cariba Heine In Australia's "A Model Daughter"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:30:00 EST

Okay, the full title of this telemovie is actually "A Model Daughter: The Killing of Caroline Byrne." And maybe that makes it just a tad creepy that all we can think about is how hot the sex scene is.

But what can we say? If you don't want people to talk about the hot sex scene in your true story telemovie about a girl getting killed, well, don't put a hot sex scene in there, people! Nuff said, right?

· A Model Daughter: The Killing of Caroline Byrne (imdb.com)
· Cariba Heine in "A Model Daughter" (upcomingnudescenes.net_

We're Too Tired For Sex Today

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:30:01 EST

We're just going to lie around, grab some butt, maybe suck a titty or two. It's chill.

And our lady-friend knows the drill. It's one thing to be in bed wearing a thong, but when she's wearing a thong and some fuzzy socks, it's time for some Advanced Snuggling. And we wrote the book on Advanced Snuggling; it's called Chicken Soup for the Foreplay Artist.

· Touching teen body and sucking titties (xtube.com)

"Gossip Girl" (And Hilary Duff) Learns That Three Is The Magic Number

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Wondering what the kids these days are up to? Apparently, they're having threeways! At least this is what we surmised from last night's "Gossip Girl," which is the most accurate portrait of the youth that we know.

Tame, kiss-heavy threeways—but hey, you gotta start somewhere, right? And if we do say so ourselves, it's ice to see a little twist on the current trend of onscreen celebrity sapphism. Sure,these girls are kissing girls...but they're also kissing a boy too. Vive le difference!

· "Gossip Girl" (cwtv.com)
· See also: Gossip Girl: Threeway's Company (Gawker)

Why We Sleep Naked: Top Ten Amateur Morning Sex Videos

Kate Kant — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST

Some people spend their mornings lazing in bed, some drink their coffee and rush to work, some don't get up until noon. Us? We prefer starting the day off with some good old-fashioned fucking.

And we're not the only ones. We've tracked down a few couples who really know how to make the most of their mornings. Who cares if youe're late to work? It's impossible to get out of bed when there is a sexy, naked body lying next to you. Forget your Wheaties. Pussy is the real breakfast of champions.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Jus Waking up (xtube.com)

Early morning fun (xtube.com)

the end of our morning fuck…. (xtube.com)

morning greetings (xtube.com)

Morning fun (yuvutu.com)

a morning blow job (yuvutu.com)

THE TAWIANESE TIGHT BOX-DOGGYSTYLE-MORNING (yuvutu.com)

Morning fuuuun (yuvutu.com)

Morning Dick Suck (yuvutu.com)

Hotel morning fun! (yuvutu.com)

God's Hand, Coming To A Boob Near You

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

If you thought the Victoria's Secret Miraculous Push-up Bra was the hot new titty tamer on the market, then you should check this out. It's God's Hand on your breasts.

When it comes down to it, you have a choice: you can either have a push-up bra that claws at your boobs and digs into your shoulders, or you can divinely augment the mirth of your bust with the pillowy rapture of our Lord. It's completely your choice.

· Props to Conrad for pointing this out to us, and also to Violet Blue: the "hand of god" bra (tinynibbles.com)

Tasting Marie Luv

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:00:00 EST

What does the love of Marie Luv taste like? We can only guess (and we're guessing it tastes like rainbows)...but Mr. Marcus knows. That lucky bastard.

· Buy "Pulp Friction" (gamelink.com)

Christina Ricci To Strip Off For "After.Life"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:30:00 EST

Good news, Christina Ricci fans! All signs are pointing to, "Yes, Christina Ricci will be nude in the upcoming 'After.Life.'" Why the news makes us so happy, we just want to celebrate...by reliving some of her past nude scenes.

Above, Christina Ricci in "Prozac Nation" and "Black Snake Moan." Only time will tell if "After.Life" will offer a view as glorious as (or more glorious than!) these...but we've got our fingers crossed.

· Info on nudity from Christina Ricci in After.Life (upcomingnudescenes.net)
· Clips via CelebCap (celebcap.net)

Many Hands, One Pussy

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:30:01 EST

Who wants pussy? Can we see a show of hands?

This is less of a flesh flick than it is a PSA for sex. Friends help friends, fuck other friends, and there's a condom in play. Can you find a healthier example of happy, consenting adults? We can't. Enjoy the best xtube has to offer.

· Fliver rides fat cock (xtube.com)

Victoria's Secret's Miraculous Bra Makes Boob Jobs Obsolete

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Back in the day, a push up bra could give you an extra cup size—if that. Those days are long gone, though. Victoria's Secret's new Miraculous bra adds an extra two cup sizes...who needs a boob job?

(Well, presumably people who want to retain the enhancement after the bra's off...but whatever, right?)

· If You're A DD Cup, Victoria's Secret Will Make You A G Cup (adrants.com)