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    WoreItWell: Whoa! Limited edition Magic Wand? Does the Hitachi match the drapes? more »
    bidonnamarie: I love Kelly Madison! She still turns me on! Thanks for the great post! Hugs and Kisses Donna Marie more »
    Prof_Derzshowitz: "My own experience is that a certain kind of genius among students is best brought out in bed." - Ginsberg /certified perv material more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I got one more for you: New Jack Swing on my ding-a-ling. /shows self out more »
    xurt: I think Ginsberg probably would have made a gay porn... more »
    ChokeHerGently: rejected titles: Coon in the CoozeObama In Yo MamaBlack In Her CrackLet The Spearchucker Fuck Her! more »
    Lux Alptraum: Also: thank god they didn't call this "Funk in the Junk." more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: My question: who was the original Jack, to the phrase "I am Jack's [insert word]"? I seem to believe it's from Pahluniak, as alluded to above, but was... more »
    pweasels: the big tit show movies would be much better if they focused on the many awesome girls in this business with big natural tits. i like a pair of basket... more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Should have gone with Sonya Thomas, instead. Unless you know Kobayashi to be gay, therefore favouring the tubesteak in his private life. Also: I appre... more »
  • #ubercougar

    "Dirty 30's 8": Kelly Madison Across the Ages

    Kelly Madison proves you can lust after someone over 30, though trust is still difficult. More »
  • #hardcore

    “Soul In The Hole” Brings Us One Step Closer To Real Racial Transcendence

    After careful consideration, we've decided that if famed poet Alan Ginsberg were to make one straight interracial gonzo porn for Hustler, it would have been "Soul in the Hole." We're still waiting on Norman Mailer's. More »
  • #hardcore

    "Jack's Big Tit Show 8": Shine Hard, Then Fizzle

    In the beginning there was Gina Lynn, oozing the kind of raw sexuality that made your balls ache. Then there was the alluring Nikki Benz, who reminded us that kittens have claws. The rest? Yawn... More »
  • #hardcore

    "Sperm Receptacles 4" Bears Witness To Porn's Promise

    We'd like to offer you a point of reference: from now on when someone says, "Dude, it was a total sausage-fest," this is what they're talking about! More »
  • #theass

    Your Day in Large Asses (er, for America)

    I can't pretend that Vivid's "40 Inch Plus #8" is a monumental title. It is not, for example, a "Dirtpipe Milkshakes." For one thing, it is very easily confused with my own "8 Inch Plus #40" and Cat Stevens' "Catch Bull At Four." But it and its seven big-booty precursors have a twist: The asses are actually measured, on camera, with measuring tape! Not only that, but Claire Dames' own ass nearly busts out of her jeans as if controlled by tiny ass motors. More »
  • #hardcore

    A Seventh Serving of Semen Sipping

    We’ve been following the upwardly mobile career of Jules Jordan director Mike John for some time now. In a sea of less relevant pornographers, John continues to impress with a series of well-crafted titles focusing on the core essentials of great smut, keeping it filthy and feeding our darkest desires. His latest release, "Semen Sippers 7," continues in that prurient tradition—and with verve! More »
  • #popshots

    Porn Lesbians Caught in the Act!

    When presented a picture like this (especially if you yourself have taken it), it is reasonable to conclude, as a male, that women do not do this sort of thing unless there is a camera pointed at them. Sneak in on your female squeeze and her hot chiropodist/Unitarian minister/sassy girlfriend and see if I'm not right... I'll wait while you do it... See? They were drinking tea in the nude, right? Right? None of that tongue stuff. Thanks to Claire Dames and Kylee Reese for clearing that up. More »
  • #thehorror

    Caroline Pierce Catches Sperm Madness: "Night of the Giving Head"

    Because we want your Halloween party to have a different flavor than your Election Night party, Fleshbot will be presenting its ungainly backlog of horror porn over the next week to whet your appetite for porn zombies, porn warlocks, and the inevitable porn vampires (in fact, it's almost exclusively porn vampires). To start us off, witness Caroline Pierce's Boobs-Beyond-the-Grave in Rodney Moore's delightful "Night of the Giving Head." More »
  • #hardcore

    "Praise The Load" (And Pass The Paper Towels)

    Director Mike John reconvenes his, uh, seminary as he preaches his gospel of love and natural protein in the second installment of "Praise The Load" for Jules Jordan. And as if having a congregation of devout damsels like Rucca Page, Darryl Hanah, Claire Dames, Cassandra Calogera, Carolyn Reese, Allie Foster, and Adrianna Nicole kneeling to receive a special kind of baptism weren't enough, he also miraculously managed to avoid appending "The Second Cumming" to its title. (We almost used it in the title of this post, but in the end Kay Kyser won out, as he so often does.) More »
  • #hardcore

    "Doctor Adventures": Naughty Nurses Need Not Apply

    Sometimes it feels like we wake up every morning "Groundhog Day"-style only to see the same old studios churning out the same old porn movies with the same old predictable lineups of barely legal starlets and insatiable MILFs, with only the occasional new face or novel ass smoothie-esque perversion to keep things fresh. Every once in a great while, however, a porn movie comes along that makes the discriminating pervert deep in our heart rejoice with hope that maybe the adult industry isn't doomed to an eternity of the same old same old after all. More »
  • #thisweekinporntitles

    A rare anal scene starring Eva Angelina! A not-so-rare but always welcome anal scene by Jenna Haze! A comeback of sorts by Jasmine Byrne! Another anal scene by Claire Dames, who is both making her anal debut and has the wit to call herself Claire Dames! Is there any reason not to watch Elegant Angel's "Big Wet Asses #12"? (As if you could resist that title anyway.) (xfanz.com; see also the [very hot] trailer @ elegantangelblog.com)