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#gratuitousnudephoto
You Should See How We Decorate Our Tree
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#fleshbotrequests
Santa Baby: Babes In Santa Suits
How many ways can you turn a red jumpsuit for an over weight man into a sexy outfit for a babe? An amazing amount actually. Just leave it up to these ladies to show you. More » -
#topten
Mistletoe For Everyone: Top Ten Christmas Sex Videos
Santa Claus is cumming to town! Sorry, we couldn't resist. If you haven't figured it out from the parties, shopping, and general merry cheer, allow us to clue you in: the holidays are here! Again! More » -
#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? 69 Days of Christmas Edition
"We're stuffing more things than stockings this Christmas," crows the pitch for this release featuring the biteable Tyla Wynn. All right. We'll take that. But you can do better. -
#lingerie
FHM Makes Lingerie Buying Easier--And Sexier--Than Ever
Buying lingerie is never easy—especially if you can't tell the difference between a cami and a chemise. Thank heavens for FHM's lingerie guide—which, interestingly enough, is just as enjoyable if you're not buying lingerie. (fhmonline.com) -
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Dusty's Been Very, Very Good This Year
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#thisweekinladmags
Imogen Knows What We Want For Christmas This Year
Were you naughty or nice this year? Well, either way, Imogen Thomas is working hard in Santa's workshop to deliver you the best gift of all... boobs! More » -
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I Saw Stella Fucking Santa Claus
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Holiday Cheer We Can All Enjoy!
You know what really gets us into the holiday spirit? A girl in lingerie poledancing to the tune of "Santa Baby." That, and a nice cold glass of eggnog. (youtube.com, via yesbutnobutyes.com) -
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Happy Holidays From Bella Vendetta
If we had to pick a favorite part of the holiday season, it would have to be the naughty photos that models send us as holiday greetings (well, that and the fancy chocolates just arrived.). More » -
#thisweekinladmags
It's A Very Naked Christmas At Nuts
Christmas is only fifteen days away, and we know exactly what we want this year: lots of naked babes! More » -
#babes
It's A Crush Object Christmas With Kitty Lea
Certain commenters have lobbied to bestow Crush Object status upon lad mag model Kitty Lea—something we are quite well inclined to do (we're easy that way). Actually, we'll do even better than that: in addition to making Kitty a Crush Object, we'll also supply you with these beautiful pictures from Kitty's "Black Christmas" shoot for Bizarre. Okay now... who's your favorite blog again? (bizarremag.com) -
#christmas
Count Down To Christmas With The FHM Advent Calendar
Counting down the days to Christmas? Why not count them down... with babes? Over at FHM's website, there's a babe-laden advent calendar that's offering a babe a day from now until Christmas. Sure, it's poorly laid out and completely unintuitive; but then again, babes. (fhm.com) -
#rabbitrabbit
December Appreciation Month: Let The Celebrations Begin!
Finally, at long last, the end of the year is (almost) here—and what an exciting year it's been! December is, of course, the month of giving; and being the selfless people that we are, we plan to keep on giving you all as much porn as you could possibly desire. As the snow starts to fall and the carols are sung, the excitement builds for that holiday of holidays, Christmas. But let us not forget all of the little celebrations that get overlooked as we all wait impatiently for that moment when Santa shows up with all our new toys. After all, who can forget the something as fundamental as Roots Day? Or Bathtub Party Day? Get out the bubbles and jump on in, because we've got some serious celebrating to do this month! More » -
#fleshflicks
A Nut-Cracking Good Time
We know that it's not even Halloween yet—or even the Jewish New Year, for that matter—but it's never too soon to start thinking about the holidays. After all, the earlier your get your shopping done the bette—especially if your shopping plans include hiring an elf with some sort of keytar gun. And then there's the planning of your community production of "The Nutcracker" to worry about, which takes time energy and a wooden solider who isn't afraid to get dirty. Why does it only come but once a year? More » -
#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: Popping Corks
As we prepare to drink ourselves silly, get into all sorts of embarassing sexual situations, and nurse our party-wrecked bodies back to some semblance of alcohol-free health by next weekend (when we start the whole process all over again), let's see what kind of trouble our favorite bloggers have been up to this holiday week. The writers in today's roundup of some of the best sex writing we've come across lately certainly sent 2007 out with a bang ... starting with one who found a unique use for her partner's firearm. Another popped his boy-boy cherry with a sweet little MMF; others partied hard with vulgar hand gestures, wooden spoons and even (gasp!) their own family members. More » -
#dvdreview
Jizz The Season: Have A Very "Barely Legal Christmas"
Ashley Blue is transported with Christmastime joy in this clunky repackaging of "Barely Legal"s Past, where we are also treated to Penny Flame's chestnuts, calling bird Sasha Grey, and Paulina James' fa-la-la-latio skills.
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#contest
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Sleigh Balls Edition
It is so important that you accept the inevitability of the real title of this movie that it almost seems wrong to suggest another one. More » -
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Best Of Babelogs: Figgy Pudding Edition
Because you always thought that sounded kinda dirty too ... More » -
#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: Holiday Grab Bag Edition
It seems like everything is about making lists this time of year: wish lists, gift lists, shopping lists, grocery lists ... the lists go on. But why do we spend so much time anticipating our wants? Here's what we all could use: someone else to do the thinking for us. In today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene this week, our stalwart Santas have searched high and low to bring you this grab bag of sexy choices. Lights on or off? Cock packed or passed over? In private or for an audience, au natural or enhanced? Here's hoping you get what you really, really want. More » -
#hohoho
A Very Bella Vendetta Christmas
Who knew after being on our anti-Santa hat crusade for all these years that some of our favorite crush objects could rock the seasonal look so hard? The kickass Bella Vendetta is the latest lovely to deck our halls this week with some festive attire, and she totally wins extra points for her creative use of nipple as ornament support. If this is what all of Santa's elves look like, the old guy has a much more interesting gig than we thought.
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Because resistance is getting increasingly futile at this point, let's all just go ahead and enjoy Ashley Fires and Nadia Styles cavorting around in their Christmas outfits. Now that we think about it, maybe there's something to this whole Santa hat thing after all. (dailyniner.com) -
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Our aversion to Santa hats notwithstanding, we are going to give Nyli here a seasonal pass since the one she's sporting is made of a sparkly silver material instead of the usual boring old red felt, and if there's one thing we admire here at Fleshbot it's creativity. (Even if she doesn't get as festive with that sex toy she flashes at the beginning of the video, but what did you expect from a CamWithHer girl anyway?) (kontraband.com, via phun.org) -
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Furry Girl's
In our roundup of babes in their holiday finery yesterday we somehow managed to overlook the bewitching Furry Girl, who sent us along a copy of her holiday greeting card along with some preview pics from her latest strapon-themed photoset along with a reminder that "Naked chick(s) in a Santa hat who wants to give you the gift of prostate stimulation" deserve our love and attention around this special time of year as well. (And need we remind you that she's not exactly included in our general wariness about girls who wear fake-fur trimmed Santa hats since all that fur she's sporting is totally the real deal?)ChristmasFestivus Wish
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Ho Ho Hos: Merry XXXmas Porn To All
OK, we'll admit it, in case we haven't been clear enough already: We really don't get into the whole naked chick in a Santa hat thing. Naughty nurses we can understand, and we've even been known to drool over a sexy schoolgirl or two as far as amateur-grade cosplay is concerned. But to us, there is nothing intrinsically erotic about a cheap red felt hat trimmed with cheesy fake fur — and with all respect to our gay bear brethren, the throught of a naked Santa getting it on with his elves doesn't really deck our halls either. (And to tell you the truth, we're still a little bitter about the lack of decent Hannukah-themed smut out there. Why must life be so unfair?)
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#hohoho
Remember those days when all you had to do was leave out a plate of cookies and a glass of milk for Santa on Christmas Eve and call it a night? We're worried now that after he visits Melissa Midwest's house, he's not going to be satisfied with a few Chips Ahoy once he comes down our chimney. (TGP/preview video gallery @ melissamidwest.com) -
#dirtymusic
Since we're trying to get into the holiday spirit today, let's join those wacky troubadours The Wet Spots for a few choruses of the ultra-catchy instant classic "Fist Me This Christmas", shall we? Sure beats listening to yet another rendition of "Carol of the Bells" or "The Nutcracker Suite" on yet another cheesy TV commercial. (goodiebag.tv) -
#contests
As we enter yet another season of fake fur-and-plastic holly bedeck'd smut, let us not forget that not all babes in Santa Claus hats are created equal—which is why AVN is giving you the opportunity to vote on them in their new Santa Baby contest. Just try not be a Grinch and give them all at least a six or a seven, OK?
