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more about #chicago more comments → Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I would like to think the Hef interview is more him being from Chicago than that he remains the ur-libertine. #magazines more » -
#sexculture
Time Out Chicago Will Never Forget Your First Time
Coming quick on the heels of Time Out New York's Sex Issue, the magazine's Windy City edition has rolled our a Sex Issue of their very own. Their focus? Readers documenting first time sexperiences—everything from threesomes to escorting. More » -
#alcohol
Cocktails Of The Teases: Our Personal Hell
In our second installment of porny summer drinks we've added a variation: What if the porn star is a garnish? Join us after the gap for more drinks of the Wicked Girls and something we're calling a Cuba Luna. More » -
#sexculture
Time Out Chicago Gets Hungry For Sex
Time Out New York's not the only city guide that can put together a sex issue: their sibling publication Time Out Chicago has followed suit, with a special issue focusing on the intersection of food and sex. The issue's jampacked with useful information: reviews of aphrodisiacs, advice on putting together the perfect whipped cream bikini, tips for getting it on with your fruit and veggie friends, and some steamy stories of sex in the kitchen. Dinner (and lunch, and breakfast, and snack time) will never be the same again.
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#photography
Mirth And Beauty: Smiles, Everyone, Smiles!
Since we're drawn to words here at Fleshbot almost as much as we're turned on by a good sense of humor (looking at naked boobs all day is really just an excuse to write funny things about them, honest!), we were immediately intrigued by the title of Chicago artist K Leo's online portfolio. Finally, an art nude photographer who didn't take himself quite so seriously! Which isn't to say that the photos on display at Mirth And Beauty aren't professional or anything—on the contrary, they're among the most technically accomplished (and sexiest) art nudes we've come across lately. And while K Leo's definition of mirth may not include things like naked babes in clown makeup, there's still more than enough beauty in his work to make us smile. When one of your subjects is a Chicago burlesque performer named Kitten Kaboodle, it's hard not to. More » -
#masturbationcelebration
It seems we're not the only ones getting in on the masturbation celebration action: Chicagoist posts a list of 45 fappable people, places, and things from the Windy City. If only they'd provided us with some pictures too ... (chicagoist.com, thumbnail from Flickr Babes) -
#sexculture
Getting "Mortified": Because It Always Hurts The First Time
Sexual frankness and its component shame in public isn't limited to emerging fully formed in "Barely Legal" or deleted MySpace pages. In fact, a commoditized multimedia mortification trend has taken shape in bookstores and stages across America (and in Sweden!) at the hands of a plucky band of "Angstologists". More » -
#sad
An abandoned strip club near Chicago has been turned into a Christmas tree store. It's like a Charlie Brown Christmas miracle only, you know ... the opposite of that. (chicagotribune.com) -
#adultery
Eden Delight Is A Homewrecker
Devoid of any Porn Valley pool cleaner/naughty schoolgirl setups (not that those are bad), the scenarios in the dozen or so "Stories of Oh! Part 2" from Chicago's Libido Films are a little more believable and that much more sexy, including this scene between Eden Delight and David Law, in which co-workers at an annual meeting hook up. Despite the fact that Law is married, Delight doesn't really have to work too hard to break down his inhibitions (which were pretty goddamn flimsy in the first place, if you ask me). What these "Stories" lack in slickness they make up in credibility (though what would you expect but temptation from "Eden Delight"? She might as well have called herself Whorey McWhorington). More » -
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#hardcore
Escape From Porn Valley: Libido Films' "Trial Run"
"I can't stand it! Why is everyone having sex but me?" exclaims lonelyheart (but self-described "delectable female") Natalia Rose in LibidoFilms' "Trial Run". "And why do they have it in front of me?" More » -
#crimeandpunishment
Remember, folks: porn doesn't kill people, disgruntled wives who kill their spouses after discovering their porn stashes kill people. We thought it was worth pointing out the difference just in case you thought porn itself was, you know, bad or anything. (chicagotribune.com)
