Fleshbot: charity

Own Fergie's Panties—For Charity

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:30:01 EDT

A North London synagogue is encouraging celebrities to auction off autographed pairs of underwear... for charity. We suspect these undergarments are unworn—but if this is the closest we can get to Fergie, we'll take it.

· Celebrity Undies (ebay.co.uk, via avn.com)

Come Fly The Bikini-Clad Skies Of Ryanair

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 11:30:05 EST

On the off chance that you still haven't picked out your sexy 2009 calendar, the flight attendants of Ryanair would very much like you to consider theirs. It's got the girls of Ryanair decked out in bikinis and, what's more, it's for charity. It even says so on the cover (twice!). How could you possibly turn this calendar down? It's for charity! (scandalist.com, via hotbox.thumblogger.com)

Charity Sets Record For Most Scantily Clad People In One Place

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:30:00 EST

There are world records that are kinda gross (heaviest kidney stone!), there are ones that are just plain weird (most nationalities in a sauna?), and then there are the ones that actually matter, like the breaking the record for number of people standing around in their underwear all at once. That last record was recently broken by Pants to Poverty, who gathered together 116 skivvy-clad participants in a London train station. Maybe next time they can break a record for most topless girls crowded into the same station? Pictures after the jump.

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Opera Stars Get Naked For, Yes, A Charity Calendar

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:00:30 EST

We've prematurely declared the death of naked charity calendars before, but now we're really, really sure they've jumped the shark. How can we be so sure? Even the band nerds are getting in on the action now! Okay, by band nerds, we actually mean the Royal Opera House—but still, enough is enough! Though on the other hand... some of these band nerds are pretty fetching. Maybe just one more nude charity calendar, and then we'll all call it quits?

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Royal Opera House stars strip naked for charity (telegraph.co.uk, via nerve.com)

Canadians Promote Obscure Sport Through Strategic Use Of Nudity

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 12:30:00 EDT

The parade of nude fundraiser calendars continues, with the Canadian biathletes doffing their lycra to raise money for (and awareness of) their sport. They've certainly gained some new fans here at Fleshbot. We're totally tuning in to the next biathatron... biathalion... whatever. (boldbeautifulbiathlon.com)

The Sun would like to know if you've ever...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:40:00 EDT

The Sun would like to know if you've ever posed naked for a charity calendar. At this point, who hasn't? (thesun.co.uk)

Naked Clown Calendar Is Like A Pie In The Face

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:20:09 EDT

We've long expressed concerns that the cottage industry of naked fundraising calendars had gotten a bit out of hand. Now we see that this international nightmare has reached its logical but frightening conclusion: naked clowns. The students of San Francisco's Clown Conservatory Class (yes, it's a real place) have put together a nude 2009 calendar to raise money for multiple sclerosis research. We like naked calendars and, sure, we appreciate a good clown porn setup. And we can certainly support such a worthy cause. But somehow naked clown students with facepaint intact has reignited our childhood fear of the circus. Maybe some naked juggling would help calm us down?

· The Naked Clown Calendar (nakedclowncalendar.com)
· "Naked clown calendar — now that's scary" (contracostatimes.com)

If you're the high bidder for this current...

Jonnobot — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:15:06 EDT

If you're the high bidder for this current eBay auction not only will you get to enjoy a dinner with the lovely Evelyn Win "at an upscale restaurant in the Los Angeles area", you'll also be helping the ASPCA fight animal cruelty and, perhaps even more importantly, will be able to tell all your friends that you had dinner with a real life porn star. You can even show up at that upscale restaurant in a giant Yeti costume if you feel like it! After all, it's not like Evelyn hasn't seen it all before. (ebay.com + hustlerworld.com)

Bowling For Boobies

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:15:50 EDT

When it comes to handling 12-pound balls, you need to call in experts like Kayden Kross and Sunny Lane. Wait, we're talking about nude charity bowling events here—what did you think we meant? (gallery @ laist.com)

Much as we support adult companies being...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:45:55 EDT

Much as we support adult companies being socially responsible and giving back to the community, there are probably some causes that sex toy retailers should stay far, far away from ... like anything that has to do with children. We're sure that Sinless Touch has their heart in the right place, but there's something a little creepy about seeing the faces of smiling children on the same page as links to vibrators and bondage supplies. (sinlesstouch.com; more @ + thumbnail via AVN - thanks Cory)

Everyone has jumped on the nude charity...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:59:24 EDT

Everyone has jumped on the nude charity calendar wave—just like those ladies in that adorable movie—and it's a totally great idea that can't lose ... until you get stuck with a $16,000 printing bill and 5,000 unsold copies. Thanks a lot, Helen Mirren! (smh.com.au)

Eva Mendes and her ass are standing up for...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:53:18 EST

Eva Mendes and her ass are standing up for a good cause ... and if you'll give us just a few more minutes alone with this photo, we might figure out what it is. (peta.org) Update: PETA cares, but not enough to take a new picture, apparently. (theblemish.com)

Posing naked for a calendar to raise money...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:45:27 EST

Posing naked for a calendar to raise money for charity is so over. Painting ceramic plates with your boobs is where the real money is at. (story + video @ thisisthenortheast.co.uk)

Chilean prostitute Maria Carolina has auctioned...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:16:19 EST

Chilean prostitute Maria Carolina has auctioned off 27 hours of sex for the benefit of a nationwide charity event. The only question is: what will she do during the other 26 hours and 56 minutes? (yahoo.com)

Some enterprising calendar makers are already...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:50:49 EST

Some enterprising calendar makers are already looking ahead to next year when the 2009 nude fibromyalgia fundraiser will be released. (Yes, seriously.) If the babealicious Danni Wells thinks it's important enough, we guess we're willing to wait. (polkadotgals.com)

Speaking of calendars, the other trend of...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:59:01 EST

Speaking of calendars, the other trend of old people getting it off for charity does not seem to be ending anytime soon. Here's hoping Keyla still looks this good when she's 100. (canoncitydailyrecord.com + telegraph.co.uk)

Hugh Hefner is giving $2 million to USC's...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:50:36 EST

Hugh Hefner is giving $2 million to USC's School of Cinematic Arts. There's also a new graduation requirement: Every senior thesis must contain at least on example of girl-on-girl action. (dailytrojan.com)

New York City boob palace Scores is launching...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:20:28 EST

New York City boob palace Scores is launching a holiday "Cans for Cans" drive. Bring in a can of food for the needy and get free admission to the naked ladies. In stripping as it is in food, the more the cans the better. (amny.com)

Sure, inviting strippers to come pass out...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:46:39 EDT

Sure, inviting strippers to come pass out candy to the kids at your school Halloween party seems like a good idea, but it's generally more trouble than it's worth once the local papers find out. Especially if one of the girls is actually named Candy, because then the kids just get confused. (nydailynews.com + nymag.com; Scores girls Asya & Mia @ scoresny.com)

Send A Tushie To Your Boy In The Army

Fleshbot — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:11:04 EDT

When we're not being amused, enlightened, and/or appalled by some of the comments people leave here on Fleshbot posts (when they're leaving comments at all, that is—why are you people so damn quiet?), we find ourselves touched by the occasional genuine sentiment which leaves us wondering what more we can do to make the world a better place for porn-loving folks everywhere. Like this one, which a reader recently left on a post about law enforcement-fellating pornstress Barbie Cummings we published a few months ago ...

hey barbie im a us marine stationed at camp lejeune NC working on are deployment to iraq. im wondering if you could send me a photo and sign it for me so i can put it on my wall once i deploy would be awesome... im a huge huge huge fan and would be great to take that to iraq with me. im leaving in january for ramadi camp blue diamond and it would be awesome if you could do this for me would mean alot. my email is [redacted] i could also send you and thank you pic of me and my friends out here show everyone can see you support the troops:) thanks and hope to hear frmo you!

Now, we didn't have the heart to tell our horny serviceperson that Barbie is currently MIA herself (her blog that we linked to now redirects to a paysite and her MySpace profile has disappeared). But surely there are plenty of other babes out there who would be willing to contribute to the war effort in her stead?

So we're calling on all pornstars, glamour models, strippers, and anyone else out there with a stack of naked 8x10 glossies of themselves and a generous heart to either leave some contact info in the comments below where our brave soldiers can write in and request an autographed photo to help brighten up their bunker, or email us with the info and we'll post it here ourselves. (That goes for you too, Barbie, wherever you are.) You might not support the war itself, but surely you can get behind such a worthy cause regardless. After all, the boys (and girls) of Ramadi Camp Blue Diamond might not have anything over there to fap to. Won't you help?

Thumbnail star: Joanna Angel, our very own Punk Rock Betty Grable (joannaangel.com)

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Previously: Love Is A Battlefield: Wicked's "Coming Home", From Iraq With Love: The Return, Mary Carey: "Bullets Not Boobs!", Take One For The Country