Fleshbot: cellphones

"Sex Cells" Showcases Sexts (Say That Three Times Fast!)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Months ago, we told you about a group of Brooklyn artists who were putting together an art show of dirty texts. You may have kept your private SMSes private—but quite a few exhbitionists contributed.

Time Out New York has collected a gallery of some of their favorite selections from the show, which range from the silly to the sweet to the naught to the nasty (well, as nasty as Time Out's website can get, anyway).

· "Sex Cells" (timeout.com)

Brooklyn Artists Want Your Dirty Texts

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Now that everyone and their mother (and their local TV news crew) is familiar with the ins and outs of "sexting," it's time to get some cultural commentary up in this joint.

And what better way to get that done than with an art show? Brooklyn art space 3rd Ward has put out a call for erotic cell phone art—any dirty video, photo, or text that was created by cell phone is open game for submission. All submitted works will be curated into a group show, and the most intriguing submission will be awarded a prize of $500.

What are you waiting for? We all know you've got tons of dirty sexts just lying around collecting dust—might as well turn them into cash (or at least some artistic prestige).

· Sex Cells (3rdward.com, via blog.babeland.com)

iPhone App Stretches Mobile Technology's Boob-Groping Limits

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:55:41 EDT

As if you couldn't see enough actual boobs on your iPhone, some genius Machead has created an application that actually allows you to touch and fondle them! Or the outline of a boob, that is. OK, so maybe it's just a line. But still: it's a boob! And even if a bouncy little blob that responds to fingertip touch but lacks any definable features of a real breast gets less interesting the more you play with it, it's good to know that boob physics are alive and well—as are the stunning lengths that Apple fanboys will go to in order to grope a hot rack. (Non-iPhone owners can test it here.)

· paiTouch: Virtual boob simulator for the iPhone (crunchgear.com, via Gizmodo)

Dirty DVD rental and video-on-demand service...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:15:24 EDT

Dirty DVD rental and video-on-demand service WantedList has joined the parade of Apple fanfolk with a new iPhone compatible mobile site. Which is great and all, though they should know that people who don't own iPhones might want to watch porn in the airport bathroom while waiting for their connecting flight too. Would it be so terrible to think about them once in awhile? (m.wantedlist.com)

The Silicon Alley Insider tallies up a list...

Jonnobot — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:55:02 EDT

The Silicon Alley Insider tallies up a list of the top 20 porn sites accessed on mobile phones and comes up with a few surprises. To them anyway, that is—sites like Brazzers and Reality Kings might not be household names where they're from, but here at Fleshbot Central they're practically our next door neighbors. (Then again, we're probably the ones who accessed those sites enough times to get them on the list to begin with, so they might have a point.) (alleyinsider.com; thumbnail via Wild Dolls)

Flesh Flicks: Call Waiting

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:50:57 EDT

Those crazy young folks and their cellphones—they just won't put them down for anything! Kids today can't live without the newfangled mobile technology that allows them to stay connected to their BFFs no matter where they are or what they're up to. They'd probably even "text" in the shower if those things were waterproof! (Which they might be! We don't even know because we're so old and square!) As you'll see in this clip this particular girl hangs up on no one, since her phone can perform pretty much every function one could ever need to survive. There is one burning question left unanswered though: Does she have threeway calling?

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· "Japanese Phone Maniac" (RedTube)

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The mobile porn market could be worth $5...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:10:18 EDT

The mobile porn market could be worth $5 billion worldwide in five years, yet somehow we still can't figure out how to make Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" our ringtone. That's science for you. (aetoday.com)

The Swedish Film Institute is actually paying...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:04:27 EDT

The Swedish Film Institute is actually paying for people to make mini-porn movies on their cellphones. So maybe now you can stop doing it in your bedroom every night for free. (variety.com, thumb via popgadget.net)

Karla Edecan Wants To Be Famous

Jonnobot — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:45:25 EDT

We'd never heard of Karla Edecan until this morning, and chances are you haven't either: apparently, she's a cheerleader for a Tijuana baseball team who decided one day that she wanted to be famous ... and what better way to get tongues wagging about her than to engineer a "leak" of eight homemade sex videos to the interweb? At least that's the story our friends at Machochip told us when they introduced us to Karla and her considerable posterior charms; according to them, "she's a nobody wanting to become a somebody via doggystyle." Looks like her strategy is working—judge for yourself after the jump.

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· "Babe from Chile" (sic) (redtube.com)
· "Karla Edecan, Mexican Cheerleader, Made A Sextape" (machochip.com)

Those crazy teens with their newfangled...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:06:15 EDT

Those crazy teens with their newfangled camera phones ... can you believe they're actually using them to swap naked pics with each other? Pretty soon they're going to figure out how to actually have sex and everything! (foxnews.com; thumbnail via Pure18.com)

Continuing in the long tradition of people...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:35:53 EST

Continuing in the long tradition of people who purchase personal electronic items that come preloaded with porn, a UK woman claims she was "stunned" to find "graphic images" on a brand new cellphone she bought at Woolworths. We're starting to feel like we're shopping at the wrong stores. (ukpress.google.com)

Looking to get into the exciting—and...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:28:06 EST

Looking to get into the exciting—and lucrative!—world of mobile porn? On February 20, the domain porn.mobi will be auctioned off. Purchase that and nothing will stand between you and your smutty riches. Except for the fact that no one has any idea what ".mobi" is. (itwire.com)

OMG, you guys! You're totally going to be...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:03:04 EST

OMG, you guys! You're totally going to be able to get porn on your cell phone soon, which you really can't do now unless, you know ... you already own a cell phone. This amazing technology story brought to you by the year 1992. (zdnet.com + sciam.com + Gawker)

RubMyClit: The iPhone Finds Its True Purpose

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:09:55 EST

Ever since the iPhone was born, pornographers have tried to pitch their wares to the mobile pervert and capitalize on the buzz of this year's must-have gadget. But so far, no one's really taken advantage of the device's super slick touch screen to put you in the action. Well, some enterprising do-gooder has finally figured out how to make iPorn work (sorta) with this little interactive clitoris s(t)imulator game. Since most of you aren't cool enough to have your own (hey, we had to borrow one just to do this post) we figured a demonstration was in order. What to know what ~~$600~~ $400 worth of Steve Jobs' mind grapes gets you? One satisfied cartoon ... and a lot of smudgy fingerprints.

· rubMyClit (rubmyclit.ratethatthing.com)
· Video (and phone) supplied by Nick McGlynn

Louisiana's Department of Made Up Statistics...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:00:14 EST

Louisiana's Department of Made Up Statistics predicts that cell phone porn will be a $3 billion-a-year industry in just four years. Fortunately, all that money will go into Steve Jobs' iPocket, where he will keep it safe from harm. (xbiz.com)

Breaking: Soon, you will be able to watch...

Fleshbot — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:42:29 EDT

Breaking: Soon, you will be able to watch porn movies directly on your cell phone! (Yes, we know that we here in North America have been told this was coming for years already ... but this time, apparently, they're totally serious.) (abcnews.go.com)

We never actually considered this particular...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 18:47:51 EDT

We never actually considered this particular application for the iPhone's touch screen, but it really does make perfect sense. And considering that 80% of our IT department owns one, we guess we believe at least one of them has done something "hands on" with it. (iphonematters.com)

Nigerians try to wrap their minds around...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:10:34 EDT

Nigerians try to wrap their minds around their country's first illicit celebrity sex tape. We would warn them about what happened with the whole Paris Hilton thing, but they may not be ready to handle that just yet. (allafrica.com)

Wet Spots: Advertising Reaches A New Bottom

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 18:10:29 EDT

· You will never find another group of ~~spokes~~people anywhere who are this excited to talk about clean bums. Plus, bare ass in Times Square! (cleanishappy.com, via adage.com via Gawker)

· Superproducer Brian Grazer and sort-of-okay director Brett Ratner are bringing Hugh Hefner's life story to the big screen. We wonder if there will be any nudity. (variety.com + Defamer)

· What the hottest new fashion trend for young brides? See-through wedding dresses. Is it bad luck for the groom to see the bride's boobs before the wedding? (ekstrabladet.dk)

· Another American tourist ruins it for the rest of us by taking a nude bath in Rome's historic Barcaccia fountain. You can't take us anywhere. (reuters.com)

· Would you give up sex before giving up your cellphone? If you're that attached to your handheld friend, you probably weren't getting laid anytime soon anyway. (tech.blorge.com)

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Morning Wood: Demi Moore's Tough Choices

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:44:41 EDT

· Demi Moore's is careful to cover her head, but can't be bothered to cover her nipples. We think she made the right decision. (egotastic.com)

· A city attorney steals a work laptop carrying important legal documents? Big deal. The laptop is filled with porn, you say? Sound the media alarm! (rockymountainnews.com)

· New Jersey wants to put a "porn zone" for adult businesses near the Meadowlands Sports Complex and based on the quotes from concerned citizens, they are also planning to place this zone in the 1950s. If they have their "druthers," that is. (northjersey.com)

· There are a lot of ways to get hurt on the job, but a sex worker getting workman's comp after the client who hired her drove their car in to a gully is a pretty unique one. (nzherald.co.nz)

· An infection chain is redirecting several hundred pornography URLs to Mpack tool kit servers which uses a FRAME manager to automate malware attacks from compromised domains. Go find a nerd and have him explain that to you. (computerworld.com)

· In a delightful twist on your typical air rage incident, an Indian man took off all his clothes and danced in the aisles of a Thai Airways flight. It's was probably better than whatever crappy movie they were showing. (bangkokpost.com)

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