Hey, there are worse ways of achieving international fame, right?

· Sheree Murphy (taxidrivermovie.com)

10) War Machine Goes Porn Machine: True, War Machine was only a celebrity to those who are really into MMA—but he still was enough of a star for his crossover into porn to be a significant news story.

9) Anne Heche in "Spread: Who doesn't want to see Anne Heche topless and getting groped? Obviously, all of you did.

8) Ashley Greene: Naked on the Internet?: Annoying as it may be, we do have to thank the "Twilight" franchise for making us aware of Ashley Greene...and Ashley Greene for (allegedly) making these nude photos available to the public.

7) Scenes from the Leighton Meester Sex Tape: And speaking of naked teen idols: "Gossip Girl" Leighton Meester's sex tape may not have looked all that interesting...but hey, Leighton Meester was enough to carry it to popularity.

6) New Nudes of Vanessa Hudgens: And because naked teen idols come in threes: Vanessa Hudgens also had nude pictures surface (again)...but since she's got good lawyers, the pix disappeared from the internet about as quickly as they appeared.

5) Alans Morissette (Sorta) Goes Topless on "Weeds": Alanis's topless scene was one of the most hyped bits of TV nudity this year...and, sadly, one of the most disappointing.

4) Rihanna's (Alleged) Naked Pix: We may never know if these are really, truly Rihanna...though if she keeps taking her clothes off for album covers, we might be able to get pretty close to confirming. UPDATE: Turns out Rihanna did confirm. Our suggestion that she keep taking her clothes off still stands.

3) (Fake) Katy Perry Nude: While Rihanna's alleged nudes could still be her, this picture of "Katy Perry" unfortunately wasn't.

2) The Miss Universe Sex Tape: Most celebrity sex tapes are boring and badly shot. Anya Ayoung-Chee, however, really knows how to shine in front of the camera. Can someone tell us why Vivid never offered her a million dollar contract?

1) Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Ann Peniche Make The World's Most Boring Sex Tape: And it wouldn't be a celebrity scandal list without a mention of the Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart/Kari Ann Peniche tape. True, it was boring...but at least we all got to see McSteamy's wang.

Make a beeline to your local newsstand and pick up the January 2010 issue of GQ. in the future, when Rihanna's rack is recognized for the national treasure that it is, this humble magazine cover is bound to be worth something. (And if it's not, at least you'll have a hot picture of Rihanna to savor when the technopocalypse renders the internet—and all the sexy pix contained within—a mere memory.)

[And for a hint of what lies within the issue, check the other photos below.]

· Rated X: Rihanna's naughty makeover continues with topless GQ covershoot (dailymail.co.uk)
· Rihanna Goes Topless For GQ's January 2010 Issue (Jezebel)

· Victoria Silvstedt (taxidrivermovie.com)

Is it any wonder that Saturday's always been our most favorite day of the week?

· Una Healy and Rochelle Wiseman (taxidrivermovie.com)

Una Healy
Rochelle Wiseman

But don't get us wrong, we love this style. The only thing better than a grungy lady is a semi-nude grungy lady.

· Velvet November 2009 | Georgia Frost by John Akehurst (fashiongonerogue.com)

Of course, Courtney is not to be outdone. If anyone's going to be channeling the Queen of Early to Mid 1990s Angst, it's going to be her. Although this shoot is missing the usual fuck-all attitude, it still contains a healthy dosage of nudity, and that always gets our spirits up.

· More nude Courtney at Dazed & Confused January | Nobody's Fool-Courtney Love by Yelena Yemchuk (fashiongonerogue.com)

And you can tell she's a badass by how she positioned her legs. She didn't try to cover up act posh, she just dealt with the paparazzi. As the saying goes, she certainly knows how to "rock out with her stripe-y pink and red panties out."

· THE SATURDAYS Frankie Sandford Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

Oh, Kate Moss, what would we do without your consistent nipslips and nude magazine shoots? If we are not throughly saturated with Mossitude, we will simply shrivel up.

· Kate Moss See Through To Her Large Nipple (taxidrivermovie.com)

Will her new look, Bai Ling's clearly trying her hardest to maximize any and all nip slips (not to mention other boob happenings). Can we fault her? No: a girl's got to eat get the paparazzi to take photos of her somehow!

· Bai Ling Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

We don't know about you, but we can definitely see why this girl was the champion of that first season ANTM. She's clearly someone who has what it takes to get to the top.

· Adrianne Curry's Twitter (twitter.com)
· Photos of Adrianne Curry (egotastic.com)

Fun fact: Anne Hathaway's last nude scene was in "Brokeback Mountain"...with Jake Gyllenhaal. Is he some sort of onscreen nudity lucky charm? And if so, can we arrange for him to be Anne's costar in, um, all her future projects?

· Possible Nudity from Anne Hathaway in "Love and Other Drugs" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

In theory, it seems like we should have something better to do than ogle the tops of her breasts, but we really don't. And we can't help but theorize about how they might try to escape. Over the dress seems impossible, and they're too buxom to make it past the armpits, but there has to be a way... All they need is a plan and a great boob leader to show them the path.

· More photos at Christina Hendricks Busts Out the Cleavage (egotastic.com)

Really, we commend her for two things:

1) Unlike the other two British celebrities we saw, McGiffen isn't wearing pantyhose, and we can thus see more of her undercarriage.
2) She seemingly didn't hide her face. It must've been a weird moment, and she totally went with the weirdness.

· Carol McGiffen Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

Above, take a gander at a scrap of the supposed peek...and if you're dying to see it in action, we've got the episode in question below. We think the slip happens during the goodbye...happy hunting!

· Rihanna Nipples Peek on Saturday Night Live (more photos @ taxidrivermovie.com)
· Rihanna on Saturday Night Live (hulu.com)

But this is slightly different. Not only is this a revealing picture of an attractive woman, but she's also a journalist. Now even writers are considered fair-game for the paparazzi. Do you know what that means? Any minute now there could be nipslips and upskirts and ball cleavage (or what ever it is guys accidentally show) of Fleshbot editors! How very intriguing.

· British Journalist Emily Maitles Pantyhose Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)