Brooke Bennet, Cassandra Calogera, Kenzie Marie, Morgan Layne, and Summer Bailey certainly seem innocent enough—at least until they strip down and make short work of the throbbing cocks presented to them. Their age and youthful appearance belie an insatiable hunger for the fruits of the adult world they've legally just entered and all the wonders that come with it. These delightfully sexual young debutantes want it all and they want it yesterday. No longer constrained by their ages, having blossomed into ripe young flowers of lust, they gorge their unfettered desires with wild abandon, leaving us spellbound in the process.

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Starring Carmen McCarthy, Cassandra Calogera, Charley Chase, Avy Scott, Laci Lynn, and Armani St. James, "Breast Meat 2" roughly picks up about where its acclaimed predecessor left off, giving us ample selections of boy meats girl along with threeways and foursomes, all while paying extra attention to the luscious knockers of the talented young starlets getting drilled senseless. And yes...there is plenty of titty fucking action in each and every sticky scene.

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Seinfeld: A XXX Parody

Studio: New Sensations
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Cast: James Deen, Ashlynn Brooke, Sadie West, Evan Stone, Sasha Grey, Cassandra Calogera, Kristina Rose, Natalie Norton, London Keys, Eric John, Tony DeSergio

Review by: Gram Ponante

"Seinfeld: A XXX Parody" is the long-anticipated, much-dreaded New Sensations product that seemed to signal the barrelbottom-scraping of the porn parody trend, in which a show with only one vaguely pornable main character out of several non-starters is upended and tweaked for maximum adult entertainment.

What gave "Seinfeld XXX" the greenlight over, say, an equally unlikely pornic adaptation of "Rhoda" was that some of the cast members were born during the run of the original.

For fans of Jerry Seinfeld's nine-season show, there is plenty about the parody to vaguely nod about; the costumes and set are similar, the familiar bass riffs are there, and director Lee Roy Myers even takes a shot at recreating camera angles.

But is it funny? I seem to remember the original show was funny.

Sadly, though it tries really hard, "Seinfeld: A XXX Parody" is not funny.

(People say the same thing about me, what with my Ratt references that are introduced and never repeated. Just watch.)

"So what's the deal with the '-ography' on the end of 'pornography'?" asks Gary (James Deen—for some reason producers chose to slightly change each character's first name) in a wraparound standup segment. "It means 'to study something,' right?"

Gary then riffs, Jerry Seinfeld-like, on pornography vs. dickography. Deen has the inflection down and Myers has the lighting down, and there is a laugh track that you want to punch in the face, but neither is the segment funny nor does "-ography" mean "to study something." That's "-ology."

Ditto the ballpark re-creations of Kramer ("Crammer"), the Soup Nazi (Evan Stone as the Porn Nazi), and George ("Gorge"); each is a good try but there is nothing in those performances or the writing that justifies a movie.

Kristina Rose as "Elaina" is the exception. She channels Julia Louis-Dreyfus admirably, and she is the gateway to all that is wonderful about "Seinfeld XXX."

Because Rose's two scenes and those of Ashlynn Brooke, Sasha Grey, Sadie West, London Keys, and Cassandra Calogera stand out; it is the one area in the movie where the contrivances are welcome (Calogera interrupts Gary onstage, the only example in recorded history of a good heckler). And that is a huge relief, because it's a porn movie.

What saves "Seinfeld: A XXX Parody" (you have to read the XXX as "triple X" rather than "ecks ecks ecks" to make that A work) is that the sex scenes are really good, which means the movie's priorities are in order.

But do parody producers think the audience deserves the tension involved in a series of unfavorable comparisons with the source material just for the releasing capabilities of a Kristina Rose and Ashlynn Brooke in sex scenes that could have been in any other movie?

I guess so, because I really wanted the sex scenes to be good, and the tit pops and cum shots were more important to me than the punchlines and rim shots.

You're out of the cellar for this round, New Sensations; just don't remake "Maude."

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New Sensations has already impressed with their XXX takes on "The Office" and "Scrubs"—so it's no surprise to see that they've lined up a stellar cast of porn doppelgangers for their erotic reimagining of "Seinfeld." Take a look to see how the pornstars match up to their mainstream counterparts.

(Oh, and before you ask: "Gorge" and "Noman" are nonsex roles, and no, we have no idea why Sasha Grey and Sadie West are playing themselves. Maybe famous comedians like "Gerry" pass the time palling around with pornstars?)

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And the obligatory additional female roles:

Regina: Ashlynn Brooke

Video Clerk: London Keys

Teri: Cassandra Calogera

Sasha Grey: Sasha Grey

Sadie West: Sadie West

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In the case of "Young Girls With Big Tits 8" we have to say: "Well played, sir.

Kagney Linn Karter, Jessica Sweet, Sara Stone, Roxxxy Rush, Ryaan Reynolds, Natasha Nice, Brandy Talore, Amy Reed, Charley Chase, Cassandra Calogera, Ashlynn Brookes, and Kitty Bella make up this fittingly named piece of fluffy, sexy smut. Try as we might, we cannot detect even a single shred of any discernible attempt to gussy up this release and make it look like something other than what it is. There should be an award for that alone!

The movie is just crammed full of smoking hot barely legal girls with humongous cans, happily getting served extra helpings of throbbing cock meat sandwich and vitamin dick. If anything, New Sensations makes it look almost too easy to do this job, as if all it takes to make a successful movie is to shoot hot young girls with big tits and insatiable sexual appetites who love getting screwed by huge tool and to label your product appropriately for consumption.

Oh yeah, that is all it takes! We almost forgot.

Kagney Linn Karter makes for fantastic wank material, as does their contract darling, Ashlynn Brookes. And who doesn't love to see Amy Reed's cans jiggle around or Charley Chase taking a hard drilling way up her tight crack? We know we do.

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Fast forward to (who else?) a guy named Jules Jordan from (where else?) Jules Jordan Video, who just decided that next week would be a good time to drop his latest video about (what else?) big boobs! Seriously, the people over at his company are unbelievable. It's like they have a mind reading machine that gets inside of our brains, looks past all those jokes about Chuck Norris, and actually figures out what we want, long before we're even aware of the desire!

Lexington Steele plows his massive ebony fuck worm deep into slutty Tory Lane's quivering butthole and just demolishes it, for, like, an hour. A ripped boy wonder gets to violate the hell out of sexy big boob princess Nikki Benz, who parades around like she's a Mardi Gras present from Stanley Kubrick to our inner child. We'll have to check with our "on retainer" crack legal team before we talk about what we would do to that beautiful woman if we were locked in a villa with her in Barcelona for the weekend... because it might not be legal (even in international waters!).

Add to that the severely wonderful drilling that chesty darlings Gianna Michaels, Shyla Stylez, Cassandra Calogera, Carmella Bing, and Ami Jordan undergo, all replete with bouncy jugs of jiggling goodness, and you've got the perfect way to spend an afternoon on an otherwise end of the world Monday meltdown.

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Of course anything with Cassandra Calogera in it is "Jerkoff Material." If she were riding the bus, the destination window would say Jerkoff Ahead. Where most people say "Bye" when hanging up the phone, Cassandra Calogera's friends sign off with "Jerking Off Now!"

I hear she even greets people at holiday barbecues with specific areas in the yard where people can jerk off to her. It's like she's a cyborg crafted from space age alloys and jerkoff material.

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Rayveness leads a chorus of virtual unknowns, including cock lovers Emma Heart, Cassandra Calogera, Charlotte Vale, Oklahoma, and Jessica Bangkok. While they may not have her reputation, every single last one of these girls has the same ravenous appetite, making the sequel so very worth exploring. Nothing beats watching pretty girls revealing that they really do love fucking two or three guys at a time, and getting blasted with steamy hot loads in the process. And in the case of this cast, the delightful young sluts pour all of themselves into the task at hand, and almost seem pleasantly surprised when they get splashed with fuck butter.

What else can we say Mike, except, maybe, thanks?

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New Sensations' "I Love 100th Edition," a 4-disc set containing 12 hours of scenes from Jenny Hendrix to Bree Olson to Shawna Lenee to Tia Tanaka to Ashlynn Brooke to Cassandra Calogera to Lorena Sanchez (and about 25 more names you'd recognize) underlines the opinion that, in the end, it is not stars but quantity of flesh that will help porn survive the economic downturn.

(Of course, the other opinion is that it is only the occasional emergence of someone with star quality that keeps porn afloat. It might be a little of both.)

In any case, this DVD set is a testament to the power of the quantity platform, and I have chosen to include pictures of weirdly-placed feet in addition to a large gallery. Enjoy!

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All those things we could do for days and days. So lots of pictures of them are great for us, and her many movies are even better. But there are other parts to a woman. Internet, take heed. Do you know how many Google image search pages we had to cruise before we found a decent picture of her ass?

More than she has had birthdays.

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Director Mike John, who once brought worship back into porn with his "Praise the Load" series, has devoted much of his time and work to addressing these larger issues in society. Time and again John has shown selfless devotion to the greater good, jumping in with both feet where angels fear to tread. And once again, John finds himself at the forefront of one of society's most pressing concerns, compassionately spearheading the charge to help boob junkies finally get the help they so desperately need. That's why he created the Boobaholics Anonymous series - to help.

In his fourth and most inspiring installment to date, John brings in some titanic tit assistance from scrumptious angels Riley Evans, Whitney Stevens, Charley Chase, Cassandra Calogera, Erika Vution, and London Keys. Rates of recidivism may not leave us much room for hope for the boobaholics, but working together we can help expose this insidious illness and bring some much needed relief to those in need.

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Despite its quasi-religious marketing concept, "Praise The Load 2" doesn't adhere to any particular dogma aside from the one which dictates that every money shot in a porn flick needs must end up deposited in the mouth of a willing supplicant. Which is something even dedicated heathens like us can take on faith.

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Even the dialogue was hauntingly familiar.

"My pussy got a little sore," said Calogera on performing in the sex-with-creepy-strangers series "Midnight Prowl," "but it was OK."

How different is that from what Stiles must have said of her role in the remake of "The Omen," merely substituting "Working with Liev Schrieber was a little weird" for "My pussy got a little sore"?

"Do you like to lick asshole?" Calogera is asked in "Prowl."

"No," the 21-year-old says. (Didn't Julia Stiles say No in "10 Things I Hate About You"?)

It is hard to articulate our disappointment that Julia Stiles is not, in fact, doing porn. But we will let the Midnight Prowl website say it for us.

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That said, we hope Calogera considers teaming up with Gianna the same way Stiles did with Sean Patrick Thomas.

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