Fleshbot 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #cartoons more comments → uncaringbear003: Well I suppose this is better than the awful 'fan-made' Simpsons naughty pics. But only barely. more » ImpishBaseline: And by lip-coloured, I mean the colour of the lips of the person that the nipples belong to. I think if they were hair-blue they would look _less_ off... more » ImpishBaseline: Shouldn't nipples be roughly lip coloured? #playboy more » sensibled: Ah, this is all colours of wrong, but then is it any more wrong than all the merchandising, some of it very, very shoddy, that has the Simpsons name a... more » stradric: Flesh-colored nipples? Shouldn't they just be a darker shade of yellow? #playboy more » MalzyWheels: God, Matt Groening actually signed the pictures. Somehow, I feel betrayed. #playboy more » Conrad: Her measurement say she's a rectangle, when she obviously has a waist. #playboy more » joncoffee: Considering the sharp decline in the quality of both in recent years, i'd say play "Danny boy" now over their corpses. more » MalzyWheels: Shark! more » DontFearTheReaper: She looks better than heidi. more » -
#wtf
Marge Simpson: Perpetually Pushing 40 With Perky Boobs
Have you ever wondered what Marge Simpson's nipples look like? We haven't. And yet now we know. More »
-
#wtf
What Will Bart And Lisa Think?
In celebration of the 20th anniversary of "The Simpsons," Marge Simpson will appear nude on the cover of November's Playboy—and in a three page spread inside the magazine, too. More » -
#fantasy
Fuq Pop — Jem Gone Porno
'Jem and the Holograms' is, by far, the sexiest of our favorite childhood cartoons. Could this be the next XXX parody dvd? Who can we talk to about this? More »
-
#animation
"Eveready Harton" And The Birth Of Cartoon Smut
People are always asking if we know where to find the world's first porn movie or the world's first nude model or the name of the caveman who invented jerking off. Obviously, we are much too young and spry to be able to recall such ancient history, but there are folks out there who know where to find such hidden gems. These intrepid internet explorers have tracked down what is believed to be the first pornographic cartoon, "Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure." Made in the 1920s by (allegedly) the same animators who created family favorites for Max Fleischer and Walt Disney, it's the heartwarming tale of a man and his giant penis just looking for a little satisfaction in a harsh and cruel world. Who says cartoons are just childish fun? More » -
#art
Sexy 'Toons At The Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art
If you happen to find yourself in lower Manhattan this weekend, don't miss the 2008 Art Festival benefitting the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art—especially now that our pal Audacia Ray has posted this handy guide to all the sexy stuff you'll find on display, including art by Fleshbot faves Jess Fink and Molly Crabapple. Things like hot girl-on-girl action and splashy pen-and-ink cumshots always make a weekend culture excursion a little brighter as far as we're concerned. (nakedcity.com; thumb via Becky Cloonan) -
#sexculture
"A picture is worth a thousand bucks an hour"
Contrary to what the news media would have you believe these days, not all prostitutes look like a certain high-priced gubernatorial plaything-slash-aspiring music superstar; contrary to a lot of the drawings in the amusing Project Prostitute, however, they're not all fishnet-wearing, cigarette-smoking streetwalking vamps either. The uninteresting truth may be that prostitutes come in all shapes and sizes ... and as this project demonstrates, so do our attitudes toward prostitution. (We might prefer the fishnet-wearing streetwalker types ourselves, but then we're cheap that way.) (projectprostitute.com, via veryshortlist.com - thanks Elizabeth; thumbnail [top] by Roz Chast) -
#itsfunnycauseitstrue
Life In The Trenches: Brian Shackleford's "Porn Editor"
If you are looking for the elusive missing link between porn and mainstream entertainment, the editor is the closest you'll get. Whichever side of the Hollywood sign he's on, when he surfaces after cutting up your movie, he usually hates it, and you. Brian Shackleford's mostly-Flash animated "Porn Editor," airing weekly on HBO, deals bluntly with the sadness of large breast desensitization, celebrity porn slumming, and mismanaged Avid expectations. (Ed. note: We know the feeling.)
More » -
#fantasy
Crossdressing 'Toons By Bathgate21: That's What's Up, Doc
We remember all those great Looney Tunes cartoons when we were kids where Bugs Bunny would dress in drag to evade capture by Elmer Fudd. But we seem to have missed the one where he got himself all done up as a hot sissy girl ... or the one that showed what happened when a corset-clad Bugs finally caught up with his arch nemesis and managed to turn the tables with the help of a handy riding crop. And as for that crossdressing Archie all chained up and forced to be Veronica's love slave? We think we remember having that comic digest tucked away somewhere, though then again we may just have dreamt it. Good thing the very talented Bathgate21 came along to make all our hot crossdressing 'toon dreams come true. Turns out that saying "That's all, folks!" was just the beginning. More » -
-
#welcometoourworld
The Porn Lover's Dilemma
When strangers learn what we do for a living, their most frequently asked question is whether our constant investigation of the filthiest, nastiest and slimiest smut that the internet has to offer has made it impossible for us to get turned on by simple, run-of-the-mill pornography. Oddly enough, we thought of this question again while watching a recent episode of Cartoon Network's "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" and we think that fellow porn watcher and No. 1 Giants fan Carl Brutananadilewski answers it as well as we ever could. More » -
#heroes
Naked G.I. Joe Babes: Knowing Is Half The Battle
Since "Transformers" was such a cinematic tour de force certain to win upwards of 15 or 16 Academy Awards for awesomeness, it's only natural that Hollywood would take more of our precious childhood memories and exploit them: we just learned that G.I. Joe, he of the tribe of little plastic guys we used to bury in the sandbox and catapult across the driveway with firecrackers, is being turned into a live action movie. If that didn't make ussadpsyched enough, imagine our glee at finding out that the evil temptress, The Baroness, is being played by the nippletastic Sienna Miller. More » -
#cartoons
We feel your pain, T-Rex! Every time we meet someone new, all they want to do is talk about porn. But we have other interests too, like boobs. And Keeley Hazell. And Keeley Hazell's boobs. (qwantz.com) -
#events
As if on cue, Rio de Janeiro is hosting an erotic animation festival this week, featuring 50 films over three days. We'll have to check to see if "Minnie Mouse Does Dallas" is on the schedule. (afp.google.com) -
#fantasy
Cartoon Porn Goes Down On Your Childhood
We see a lot of filthy, filthy stuff in our daily travels, but somehow nothing makes us feel dirtier than watching Fred cheat on Wilma with Betty Rubble. Or a Simpsons family gangbang. Or even some man-on-Spiderman fan fic. Even sweet little Kim Possible can't escape the clutches of pervy cartoon fans who love to draw your most beloved childhood icons in extremely compromising positions. The best part about animation is that anything goes and as you can see from this pen-and-ink inspired TGP gallery anything definitely goes when it comes to cartoon smut. Management is not responsible for the loss of your cherished memories. More » -
#toontalk
We don't remember much about that Introduction to Philosophy course we took in college, but watching naked cartoon characters fuck while quoting Wittgenstein is making us want to dip into our textbook again. Suddenly, it's all starting to make sense. (happyfamousartists.com, via Otomano) -
#censorship
Aren't these Chinese cartoon characters the cutest little anti-porn government censors you've ever seen? They almost make you feel happy to be living in a hyper-surveilled authoritarian police state! (news.com.com) -
#found
Incise Soul's CGI Babes
The question isn't whether CGI girls will ever look like real girls, but rather, will real girls ever look as hot their CGI counterparts? "Incise Soul" is a Japanese website that features images of some very convincing CGI models in the traditional anime style. Convincing, not because the models could pass for flesh and blood, but because the environments they're in do seem to spring to life - and we could totally imagine a future with such animated hotties walking (and sleeping) amongst us in the real world. Go ahead, call us idealists if you want. We've been called worse. More »
