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#blogs
Backseat Of My Car Is Sexier Than Yours
We don't actually have a car, but if we did, the backseat would be littered with porno DVDs and old issues of the New Yorker, with not a single topless girl in sight. Clearly, b*man is cooler than we are. More » -
#babes
"Top Gear" Gets A New Topless Model (And Her Name Is Madison Welch)
What's the one thing better than fast cars? Fast cars...with hot babes in the front seat. Especially babes like Madison Welch, who makes a cameo appearance on this Sunday's episode of British car show "Top Gear." More » -
#pornstarlife
Have You Seen This Car?
This is Joanna Angel. This is her Escalade, which was recently stolen. If you see it, please alert Joanna! (For more pictures of the car (and the girl), mosey on over here). (twitter.com) More » -
#fleshflicks
Pepper In Some Parking Lot Sex
"Hey Kenny, how come we never see you at Applebee's anymore? You've been eating at Chili's? Dude, that place sucks—why are you eating there now? Applebee's is so much...wait, the waitresses let you do what? More » -
#fleshflicks
The Ride Of Your Life
Having sex in a car is no easy feat—and neither is filming yourself having sex. So hats (and pants) off to this couple, who managed to do both at the same time. More » -
#fleshflicks
Learning To Drive Stick
Hey baby, wanna go for a ride in this fancy new car? What's that? You say you don't know how to drive stick? Well, we can probably find someone to give you a lesson. More » -
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#autoerotica
Some Hot And Steamy Car-On-Car Action
Ever wonder what it would be like if cars could have sex with cars? Well, "Southland Tales" has done the research for you: witness the glory of some true autoerotica right here. More » -
#autoerotica
Is That An F-150, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Here at Fleshbot, we don't know too much about cars—we don't even have a driver's license. Good thing our pals at Jalopnik have all the advice you need about which cars will get you laid. More » -
#fleshflicks
Hey Baby, You Want To Park That In My Garage?
We wouldn't exactly say that we understand the appeal of having sex in a garage (isn't it kinda gross and filthy?), but we do appreciate the endless puns generated by this specific sexual act. More » -
#pornstarlife
Joanna Angel Upgrades To An Escalade, Gets Naked In Celebration
Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel used to tool around in a Nissan Sentra, but now she's got a car more befitting her supreme status. Say hello to Joanna's new Cadillac Escalade EXT (and Joanna, too!). More » -
#pornstars
What Kind Of Cars Do Pornstars Drive?
Our car-obsessed little brother Jalopnik has started a discussion about the best pornstar car out on the market (meaning, a car that pornstars would drive in their day-to-day lives, not a car that you'd want to watch having sex). Jalopnik favors the Zimmer for stars of the adult world, but we're not so sure that anyone should be driving one of those. Since we know very little about cars, we won't even try to suggest a ride for any of our Crush Objects—instead, we decided to do a little research and find out what kind of cars pornstars actually drive. View our findings after the jump (and yes, there is someone who drives a Hummer). More » -
#hardcore
Carefree Highway: Learning About Love In A "Fuck Truck"
We wondered why it took "Fuck Truck" so long to arrive, what with all the "Bang" Boats and Buses out there and the "Autobang Sluts" and the Mile-High Club and "Dirty Aeroflot Honeys" (Well, we made up that last one, but at least we didn't say "Mopedophiles"). Then we realized that "Fuck Truck" was cast-off or deleted footage from other movies, which is why it lacks what Pauline Kael called "truck continuity." More »










