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Backseat Of My Car Is Sexier Than Yours

We don't actually have a car, but if we did, the backseat would be littered with porno DVDs and old issues of the New Yorker, with not a single topless girl in sight. Clearly, b*man is cooler than we are. More »

"Top Gear" Gets A New Topless Model (And Her Name Is Madison Welch)

What's the one thing better than fast cars? Fast cars...with hot babes in the front seat. Especially babes like Madison Welch, who makes a cameo appearance on this Sunday's episode of British car show "Top Gear." More »

Have You Seen This Car?

This is Joanna Angel. This is her Escalade, which was recently stolen. If you see it, please alert Joanna! (For more pictures of the car (and the girl), mosey on over here). (twitter.com) More »

Pepper In Some Parking Lot Sex

"Hey Kenny, how come we never see you at Applebee's anymore? You've been eating at Chili's? Dude, that place sucks—why are you eating there now? Applebee's is so much...wait, the waitresses let you do what? More »

The Ride Of Your Life

Having sex in a car is no easy feat—and neither is filming yourself having sex. So hats (and pants) off to this couple, who managed to do both at the same time. More »

Happy Tailgating!

Via sex (not sex) (sexnotsex.tumblr.com)

Learning To Drive Stick

Hey baby, wanna go for a ride in this fancy new car? What's that? You say you don't know how to drive stick? Well, we can probably find someone to give you a lesson. More »

Some Hot And Steamy Car-On-Car Action

Ever wonder what it would be like if cars could have sex with cars? Well, "Southland Tales" has done the research for you: witness the glory of some true autoerotica right here. More »

Is That An F-150, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Here at Fleshbot, we don't know too much about cars—we don't even have a driver's license. Good thing our pals at Jalopnik have all the advice you need about which cars will get you laid. More »

Hey Baby, You Want To Park That In My Garage?

We wouldn't exactly say that we understand the appeal of having sex in a garage (isn't it kinda gross and filthy?), but we do appreciate the endless puns generated by this specific sexual act. More »

Joanna Angel Upgrades To An Escalade, Gets Naked In Celebration

Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel used to tool around in a Nissan Sentra, but now she's got a car more befitting her supreme status. Say hello to Joanna's new Cadillac Escalade EXT (and Joanna, too!). More »

Auto Erotica

Photo by Glenn Glasser (glennglasser.com, via nightmarebrunette.tumblr.com) More »

The Guardian UK looked at the sexual allure of cars this weekend with a piece by the author of "Cars: Freedom, Style, Sex, Power, Motion, Colour, Everything"—complete with references to the smell of leather and hot oil and a list of "The 10 sexiest cars ever", not a single one of which was made past the year 1968. We're really jealous that we never got to do it in the back seat of a 1951 Lancia Aurelia H20 GT all of a sudden. (guardian.co.uk, image via Car Stuck Girls)

Why would a gallery that specializes in the art of fetish and sexual expression host an exhibition about America and its fascination with cars? We do like to drive, but it's not like people sexualize their sleek, curvy automobiles or try to make actual physical love to those cherry bomb machines or anything. Oh ... right. Never mind. (antebellum.us.ms + buzzine.com)

Desperate Times, Desperate Measures

One time, when we were driving across the country, our car broke down in the middle of the night on a lonely back country road. We eventually managed to get it fixed, but ... well, let's just say that we can totally understand where this young lady is coming from. Your mileage may vary. (PS - We joined AAA the moment we got home.). More »

Speaking of getting freaky: we've been known to get turned on by certain cars in our day, but that's usually because of the hot naked girls writhing on top of them. But for some people—or at least this guy—it's the cars themselves that get their engines revved. Insert obligatory "autoerotica" pun here. (sex-and-blogs.com)

Flesh Flicks: What's Under (Or On) The Hood?

Look, we're all for fuel-efficiency and designing small, wimpy cars that get 500 miles to the gallon and shoot rainbows out their exhaust pipes. We like Planet Earth too, and want to keep all it green and livable and all that stuff. But we're also red-blooded Americans who appreciate a nice 427 big block V8 that's too loud, too costly, and way too big to be any sort of practical solution to transportation. After all, have you ever tried to fuck in the back seat of a Prius? Not that you could ever pick up a chick in a car that is completely silent when sitting at a traffic light. You can't even peel out properly! If you want to romance the ladies, you need a car with noise and power and a really big hood. Sure, it's bad for the planet, but so is a population that never gets laid. More »

Flesh Flicks: Traffic Stopper

It's time once again to return to our favorite theme in online porn—police officers who abuse their authority. Or maybe this one is more like a meter maid abusing her authority, but whatever it is, we like it when The Man sticks it to us! (Especially when The Man is a hot blonde chick.) Instead of a gun and a tazer, today's long arm of the law is equipped with only a nightstick and some sort of paddle, which is surprisingly effective for the task at hand. Still, this looks like just a simple traffic violation to us, which is also unusual considering the cop was in the passenger seat. That's the beauty of law enforcement—no matter how low down and dirty you might be, you're always on the right side. More »

"Possible Nazi Theme of Grand Prix Boss's Orgy Draws Calls to Quit": we had to read this headline three or four times before we realized that it concerned a story we posted about last week. You do have to admit there's an awful lot going on in there ... (NY Times)

Would you like to own Jenna Jameson's canary yellow 2002 Lamborghini Murcielago? Buy it now on eBay! There's just one catch: You must be able to handle your own stick ... although if you're a Jenna fan, that shouldn't be a problem. (ebay.com + livenews.com.au)

Rich Guy Likes Fast Cars And Fast Women Who Like To Spank Nazis

The usually stoic and reserved British tabloid press was outraged this weekend to learn that the head of Formula One auto racing—a job that, in terms of importance and power, ranks somewhere below the Queen and somewhere above Governor of New York—fancies BDSM roleplay sessions with multiple hookers. Oh, and he maybe has a Nazi fetish too. Naturally, a rich powerful man using his money to fulfill elaborate sex fantasies is quite shocking, even if it's probably not illegal. (Although maybe stalking him with a video camera and taping his sessions probably should be.) More »

Flesh Flicks: Roadside Assistance

Sex in public is a tricky business. You want to be somewhere that you might be seen, but not easily; where even if someone does notice you, they can't really do anything about it; someplace dangerous, but unlikely to actually kill you; where there's a chance you might get caught, but you can quickly slip away if you are. So what's our vote? The side of the German Autobahn, of course! The drivers are moving too fast to realize what you're up to, the chance of getting dinged by an Audi doing 120 are remote, but still possible, and should you need to make a fast getaway an open highway is a good place to start. (Any highway will do actually. We're not sure where exactly this was shot.) Plus, truckers are horny dudes who love a good show. Always play to your audience! More »

Flesh Flicks: A Romp In The Park(ing Lot)

Hacky stand-up comedians like to point out that most of the things guys do to win over girls in romantic movie comedies would get them slapped with a restraining order if they tried it in real life. The same thing could probably be said of porn (and then some.) For example, following a woman around a grocery store with a video camera and then trailing her out to the parking lot and hovering just inches outside her open window as she pretends not to see you while making love to the groceries she just bought is one-way ticket to a mall security guard tazering. In porn, it's just foreplay. More »

We didn't think people mooned truckers while riding on the highway anymore, but apparently it's still a popular way to fight road boredom. We can't wait to talk about this on our CB radio! (youporn.com — obey all traffic laws, kids!)

We'd like to sit you younguns down and tell you about the old days of drive-in movie theaters, but even we never went to one that showed porn. You've haven't seen vag until you've seen one three stories high. (newsreview.com)

The glossy, sophisticated elegance of the 2008 Stahlgruber calendar makes us look forward to a whole lot of caviar wishes and champagne dreams in the year ahead ... not to mention vintage automobiles, classic firearms, and more lovely naked boobs than we can shake all that caviar and champagne at. (noticiasdot.com)

Our exhaust-huffing siblings at Jalopnik are apparently pretty excited about the unveiling of the new KITT car for the new "Knight Rider" TV series; we're more excited that someone decided to hire a stripper of dubious talents to help promote the unveiling. (Actually, the Jalopnik guys are pretty excited about that too. Guess there's more of a family resemblance here than we thought.) (Jalopnik)

Ever since we read "The World According To Garp" all those years ago, the idea of getting a blowjob in a car ourselves freaks us out a little, especially if the car is moving but maybe even more especially if it happens to be parked in a driveway. But it's totally OK to watch other people doing it. Good thing life doesn't always imitate art. (video @ xmissy.nl, via Your Dirty Mind)

It looks like the ad wizards at EA Games decided that using naked Page 3 Girls to promote a driving game maybe isn't "appropriate for our brand" and canceled their promotion almost as soon as it launched. (It lives on via the web, of course.) Right, because horny teenage car enthusiasts playing video games in their basement would totally frown upon that. (Kotaku + polygamia.pl)

A drunk and naked man caused three car accidents by running through traffic on I-95 in Delaware. What ever happened to just mooning truck drivers from the back seat? (ap.google.com)

Portable DVD players (and the porn they broadcast) are amazing, but it's probably best if you don't watch them while you're driving. Or drinking and driving. Actually, just stay away from cars altogether, please. (star-telegram.com)

Flesh Flicks: Fucking Car Talk

Just for the record, we don't have anything against fucking in cars; we just think that you should pull over to a rest area or high school parking lot before doing so. (Fiery 12-car pile-ups are not sexy.) Once safety has been taken care of, the cramped spaces and awkwardly reclining seats always help create some new and interesting positions—and interesting bruises the next day—plus having a radio handy never hurts when it comes to seduction techniques. Oh, and remember to set the parking brake and not "sit on it" ... unless that's like your thing. Whatever grinds your gears. More »

Please, do not try this at home (or on the road.) Your dashboard and your insurance can't handle it, plus we have enough trouble dealing with our road rage as it is. (efukt.com)

Can you find the Matchbox cars in these Matchbox car advertisements? Take your time, we'll wait. (attuworld.com)